The pussy dance is the act of putting all your dance energy right into your pussy, you know some Biofeedback….where “Biofeedback is the process of gaining greater awareness of many physiological functions of one’s own body, commercially by using electronic or other instruments, and with a goal of being able to manipulate the body’s systems at will.”

You like how I did that quote thing there, I feel like a real academic, even if I am talking about some Riverdale cast memeber that looks more like a low level cam girl, who is a natural redhead, but not the offensive kind of redhead with that bright orange hair and red eyes, on some horror movie shit, scary without even seeing their actual terrifying qualities…like thier bright pink pussy set against their transparent white skin only to be topped off by some neon pubic hair…it’s weird.

Riverdale sucks, but Madelaine Petsch, who is dancing for you from your pussy, knowing that it’s actually a video about her ass, because clearly she’s got a serious ass, and when you have an ass that is serious, you must give it some shine…so this is her shining her ass…better than a spit shine at the train station in the 50s. What? Exactly.

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