Maddie Petsch was the hottest thing on Riverdale, which was a dumb fucking show that had a strong enough first season, but that went bootleg real fucking fast. It could still be on TV and if it is, she is likely still the hottest one on the show, which isn’t saying all that much, since she’s up against a big blonde bitch with a belly, and a neckless Veronica who has been looking better than she did on the show, but who is still not quite where she needs to be.

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but you can objectively say this one was the hottest thing the show had to offer….

If you miss Riverdale ore need more Riverdale, you can tune into that Tim Burton directed WEDNESDAY, which I accidentally saw an episode of and that is basically Tim Burton’s take on Riverdale with acting and story that is equally as shit. I was shocked to find out it wasn’t a MADE IN CANADA bootleg series because it’s that terrible.

I prefer to get my Riverdale Fix when their hottest talent gets into underwear modelling.

There is life outside of Riverdale, but I am sure everyone involved in the show hates having been a part of the show, other than the celebrity it brought them, so they probably prefer you looking at their tits as a diversion when they rebrand themselves.

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