Bella Hadid is such trash, she’s like the woman throwing her feces at Tim Hortons….

You know just a garbage, not even hot, plastic surgery done up pile of lies that generated a lot of instagram followers thanks to proper coattail riding and her family’s sense of mooching off the Kardashians and hiring PR companies to create celebrity…it’s just a matter of a few strategically placed purchased covers and all of a sudden you matter…you go viral…the world cares about you and marketers throw money at you…while you look like some low level pornstar…who never films dick in her ass, but who does show off her ass, and really everything she can whenever she can because that’s how being a mooch bitch works.

I don’t find her hot, I don’t know what this nonsense is for, I do know what she was invited though she’s rich, dialed in and celebrated…because people are idiots…but at least there’s some mooning involved…like that time I was driving on the highway by a school bus full of college girls heading home from some field trip…who decided to flash and moon every car that drove by them…each girl trying upstage the next..it what may have been a fantasy and not a reality, I can never be too sure, but I am sure this is not as exciting because it’s Bella Hadid.

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The life lesson in this…is that everyone is a model if they are willing to get naked on camera…

Whether it’s KJ Skorge….who I am sure you’ve never heard of…or some fat married woman trying to get her husband amped up on her in this era of distractions and porn…that makes her look and feel as disgusting and undesirable as she is…doing some boudoir shit…

Only KJ Skorge is skinny when she does it, which makes her a more interesting model…

That’s about all I have to say about that…

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Elle Fanning is in a jumpsuit, a good old one piece denim outfit, that is straight from 2005 stripper fashions, at least based on my experience with this outfit, that was all the rage in 2005….and that I have very fond and even terrifying memories of…

If you’d go to a club, this was the look, tits out of the top, cameltoe in the front…the demin jumpsuit was the star of the fucking show…it may have even been something in a J.Lo video, I don’t know where these girls get inspired by, I just know it happened..

Well, I remember a good friend of mine decided to go from car salesman to stripper because the money was easier and more fun to get, why sell Toyota’s when you can let dudes grab your big tits for money….and she was finding her place in the world, touring city to city, only to ask to come to Montreal, the Mecca of trashy stripclubs, and stay with me….

I wasn’t fucking her, I mean to this day I have never even seen her tits, but she’d hang out during the day, then hit up the strip clubs at night, and come back when she was done…and she spent probably three weeks doing this….and in those three weeks, while I wasn’t seeing tits, or pussy, or getting lap dances or blowjobs…she wore her one jump suit, exactly like this jump suit…EVERY single day….with no underwear…for 3 weeks….often times unshowered…and I thought that jump suit must smell like shit…and one day, while she was at work, she left the jump suit behind…and staring me in the face..was this demin outfit I knew lived in her pussy for most of the time she was visiting…I had to face my fears…my disgust…and sniff it…and I did….and I’ve never quite been the same since..

Thanks for the PTSD trigger FANNING you assshole..

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