Katherine Heigl Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2019

25

Nov

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini for her Birthday of the Day

Katerine Heigl’s husband needs to use some of that Grey’s Anatomy money to hire a graphic designer, maybe the same people behind the FYRE FESTIVAL with that big MEME account on instagram, to help him work on his MEMES….

I get the joke here – “Super Hot Wife” is an LOL…good one bro….but the execution isn’t there, the sarcasm not strong, I’m not a MEME comedian and couldn’t make a MEME for the life of me, I’ve tried and failed and for the most part, I don’t even understand MEMEs and need them explained to me…but this one, I get…it just isn’t funny and I’d expect it to be better coming from rich people who scammed Hollywood and made Heigl a household name despite being built like a school bus.

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2018

29

Mar

Katherine Heigl Bikini of the Day

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Katherine Heigl, despite being past that cut off age of being allowed to wear a bikini according to decent human behavior and respect for each other….because at a certain point wearing a bikini is the equivalent of a homeless man whipping out his cock on a park bench…it’s sexual assault and as a victim of this…I’m in the mood to file a fucking report with the local authorities…knowing that no one will take it seriously, and will instead victim blame, and forget that sexual assault is a personal experience, and if I feel sexually assaulted by a bitch, then I am…which I think applies to women when it comes to men also…it’s a subjective thing..and I feel like I’ve really be abused here…

Why the fuck is Katherine Heigl posting mom in a bikini pics like it’s some kind of fetish site, which I guess it is…the ego and arrogance…..you’d think the fact that she’s a mom would curve that behavior..but now…her celebrity, her clickbait overpowers her decision making….terrible…TERRIBLE.

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2018

06

Mar

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day

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I think there is scientific research behind how old a woman a woman should be when she is no longer allowed to wear a bikini, but I think that Katerine Heigl has long surpassed that age limit, thanks to being fat in her 20s and 30s, fat that I guess she’s recently lost due to diet, exrcise, starvation because no one likes being fat….and has finally found the confidence to be an empowered fat chick in a bikini, doing some weird dance….in the sunset so that you can’t see how disgusting and sloppy she actually is….

PHOTO MAGIC…that I don’t understand what would compel anyone to post this kind of content about themselves, but it’s happened and it’s here.

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2018

22

Feb

Katherine Heigl Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Katherine Heigl has a taste of getting naked on social media, something she posted the other day, you know dabbling in trying to be a sex object…and clearly loving it…because she’s posted more.

I think and have always thought that she’s pretty fucking bunk, she’s pretty fucking old, even when she was at her peak of movies and TV, I was like “who’s this 50 year old fat chick”….

I am surprised anyone would really care that she’s putting out SMUT, shameless selfies like a teen girl, but then I remember what we are dealing with, a world of fucking perverts, and I don’t really care to see her naked…but I guess people do, and she’s loving the cocktease…women…are ridiculous.

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2018

20

Feb

Katherine Heigl Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Katherine Heigl posted up some instagram panty pics, like all other girls who want to flash panties…slutty…all while pretending to not be slutty but being a Giant WTF??

I look, but wonder who the fuck wanted to see this Katherine Heigl erotica disguised as weight loss progress…to make it less slutty…while being slutty even though she’s too old and bloated to be slutty…..

I guess, this is just how she made it in her career – as an empowered girl willing to get in her underwear, because she loved being stared at.

Disturbing really, but half naked celebrities are loved by all their pervert fans, fans I’ll never understand…but here’s that porno shit / shitty porno…

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2017

12

Dec

Katherine Heigl in her Slutty Robe of the Day

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Instagram gone nuts, even Katherine Heigl’s posting slutty pictures of herself in a bathrobe like some kind of instagram thot, despite being Katherine Heigl, someone I assume no one ever wanted to see naked except maybe the producer who molested her to get her first job that just sort of snowballed into a co-star role on some shit longest running bootleg version of George Clooney’s ER.

She is from that show isn’t she? Who fucking knows why I am posting this…but I am…maybe it is my 5 star hotel bath robe fetish…yeah…must be that cuz it ain’t this old bitch pretending to be a young bitch who just got her first mirror and smart phone…

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2014

23

Sep

Katherine Heigl Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t know which one of these girls is Katherine Heigl…but I am going to assume it isn’t the one with the cum on her, because Katherine Heigl is more about keeping the cum inside her uterus…and I am going to assume it is not the one with the Shar Pei face…all wrinkly skinned like an oversized sweater on her cheekbones…because there’s no way Katherine Heigl would post that of herself, she’s more into pushing the “sex appeal” thing that I don’t think she has, but you probably do, because along with her thick thighs, comes tits…big tits…that get her work…

I’m not a fan, if anything I hate all she represents, but she is posting self shot bikini pics of her and her girlfriends, one of which is covered in cum…oh Divorcees pushing 40 – they so crazy…

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2013

08

Apr

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

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Katherine Heigl is in Mexico because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, and she posted this really hot pic of her and her sister, who seems adopted or asian, unless Hollywood made Heigl reformat her face to be the star of so many shitty movies, you know that started out lookin like the thing on the left…..

She’s as irritating, boring, played out as any 30 something mom on vacation on the beach can be, I mean sure you’ll try to jerk off to the album on facebook cuz you like to challenge yourself and have nothing better going for you, but you know that a click away are hot girls who are probably far hotter to jerk off to….

Here’s a picture of her getting tickled by a fish that is trying to make it’s way home into her twat….

She’s less fat than she was, but still just as fucking irritating.

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2012

01

Mar

Katherine Heigl Kinda Naked for Some Movie of the Day

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This is a clip from one of Katherine Heigl’s riveting performances in a romantic comedy you’d probably rather rip your eyes out than watch….seriously…I remember seeing a trailer for this and not only was I offended a storyline like this was sold and made into a moive….but I was offended that they cast Katherine Heigl….because I come from the school of thought that she’s the devil and should be ignored for the benefit of the world….putting her in movies does the opposite of that….it celebrates her and makes her an idol to dumb little girls….breeding a whole new generation of idiots….

Well the good news is that she got naked in the movie, but I don’t really know if that’s good news…but it is strategic naked, so if you’re on the fence about a naked Heigl cuz you think she’s fat…vile and the devil….you don’t have to watch this….

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2011

06

Dec

Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

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There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….

I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.

I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…

That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….

Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…