I don’t really keep up to speed with the bullshit that Abigail Breslin is up to, she’s a fat chick and we don’t like them around these parts….sure she had a breakout at a young age with Little Miss Sunshine, but that doesn’t make her special…or make her hot…

I don’t keep track of what Little Miss Sunshine has been up to since Little Miss Sunshine, because no fat chicks allowed, but I do know she’s in some Matt Damon movie about Amanda Knox, or their version of Amanda Knox, because he’s another puppet highly paid by the evil industry…so they’re in it together or some shit…

But as it turns out, back in JULY, Breslin, like all girls, posted some scandalous smut on her social media, celebrating her tits, like all fat girls, becuase it’s really their only marketable asset to people who are grossed out by fat girls….so a month late to the Abigail Beslin bikini, because that’s how important she is to me, and how on the ball this site is, I mean I am only one person…I can’t cover everything….so in being old, out of touch and not on social media, not that I’d follow Breslin if I was…I’m like Russian in the 90s watching movies from the 80s like they’re new releases….only tit tit pic for attention version.

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I remember when Abigail Breslin grew up and everyone was shocked that she was a chubby ugly thing…it was like a shocker to the world that the awkward girl in a move about a beauty pageant that the girl wasn’t qualified to be in was going to be anything other than a grown up version of the weird kid she played….it’s like she was fat and ugly 14 years ago when that shit happened…and now she’s 25….

Luckily, at least for ugly girls, we live in an era where they can lie about being ugly, and fake being hot…whether through getting naked to distract us, photoshopping themselves, working out…there are options….then there’s the whole plastic surgery thing, the face injections, even advancements in diet and exercise…where they have options to not being that awkward, fat, ugly person they were destined to be….but rather someone people would be willing to jack off to…even if they are still that ugly person off of the internet, we’d never know….SOCIAL DISTANCING and such…

Well, she’s pulled her titties out, barely, but I’ll count it as a step in the right direction for Lil Miss Sunshine, who is still young enough to turn things around….and we’ll consider this turning things around since there’s cleavage involved!

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