There was a time when posting a girl in a thong got your instagram account deleted.

I know because I’ve had about 6 instagram accounts deleted over the early years of instagram, which made me give up on the platform except for sourcing whore content.

It really shows us how we’ve evolved as a people.

There was a time when the big sites, BIG TECH as they call them, the top dogs in the internet industry pretended they were totally SAFE FOR WORK and ad friendly, but as time went on, they just said “Flood it with robot traffic and spam, let the tits get views because we can sell that to retard advertisers who will pay us anyway”…

No one fucking cares about what’s real and what’s not real, so long as they get the views and dopamine hits…

Like Sofia Vergara, who is a whore in her 50s, who went through a few levels of whoring. The first being when she got teen pregnant, the second when she moved to America with a dream that would get most men with the same dream deported, she got into fake modelling, which we know was a front for whoring, but finally whored to the right guy who introduced the big tits to the big TV producers who needed hispanic tits for a character on their Modern Family show and girl EXPLODED, she TELE NOVELLAed American english speakers and WON…

Now, we have no idea if that ass is real, or fake, or augmented reality, it’s in a thong, menopausal or not, we’re going to like it….maybe because it’s totally inappropriate, or unexpected because she’s rich and famous, but that ass validation click bait to show off what she’s got cuz she’s got it….is core to her being…

So what would have got a girl deleted 10 years ago on instagram has been approrpiated
by the senior citizens….you see them in your community…in denial of being old…so they do shit like this for 20 year old bros to JUMP on them for that experience….creampies and no babies for all!

It will be impossible to not enjoy this picture…..no matter how hard you try.

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Sofia Vergara is like 100 years old, so we can only assume that as these people age, they start reverting back to towards childhood, until basically being diaper wearing babbling babies upon death…

So we’ll assume she sucked a lot of dick in her youth, occasionally getting pregnant on the rise to the top….TEEN MOM IN COLOMBIA shit…

She probably sucked a lot of dick to keep food on the table for her kid as a TEEN mom….

Then sucked a lot of dick to get her hollywood break….where she was able to ease up on the sucking of dick for a decade….

But now as she gets older, she’s reverting back to the sucking of dick, just from a richer place…

She is promoting some direct to consumer products, why not become a billionaire like the other idiots…

Her campaign…simulating dick sucks…

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Sofia Vergara is in an Old Lady Bathing Suit, which means she’s wearing age appropriate one-pieces you’d want older ladies to wear because they are old, their bodies slowing sagging and rotting out, so strap that shit into some neoprene to hold it all together, maybe get her a full body wetsuit she can unzip enough for her massive tits to spill out of…but not a bikini….that shit is for the younger chick and that unwritten rule is still a rule even though all these whores over there don’t respect it.

Vergara is a story of successful border jumping into America, an ambassador for the illegals who come in on tourist or student visas, that maybe one of the human trafficked drug mules has fat tits that can be used by the American businesses who need Spanish speaking programs as the local Spanish speaking community grows, allowing her to legitimize her illegal status because she’s hot..

You see, no one ever complains when hot chicks are illegals or Green Card marrying, it’s the uglies that no one wants….

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Sofia Vergara may have an older son in his 30s, because she’s old as shit, latin American and had him at 12, which is when those people start breeding because they are sluts….

He is most likely gay…but you have to wonder if he still breast feeds, or if he still dreams of breast feeding, knowing that her tits were made for him.

Sure, she shares them with the world and he’s a cuck like that….

Sharing his mom’s tits has allowed him to have a very lucrative, top performing, rich kid life…

At its core, those tits were made for him, used by him the way they were supposed to, so they are his fucking tits…and you’re all just spectators…

She’s in Europe for either Cannes or F1 Monaco being fancy and she brought her tits:

It may be her birthday, because she posted a retrospective of her ass in a thong and tits from when they were just a budding young whore trying to use those tits to get famous and not end up dead it a ditch outside the stripclub she was planning on working at to keep the rent paid….whoring has layers and she went for the top….

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Sofia Vergara may not be a drug mule being used by the cartel to smuggle fentanyl into America….but her dumper looks like the kind of place I’d want to store anything I would be trying to smuggle…like my dick…if I had one…unfortunately, I’m more the kind of person who smuggles my own dick, never to have it noticed….and I was just saying that I want to smuggle my dick in Sofia Vergara’s ass as a figure of speech.

Anyway, she is old and has a fat ass to go with her fat tits.

Primarily known for her fat tits, what we’d assume helped her rise to the TV screen from the depths of undocumented immigrant in the Visa line in Miami…to a household name…but we always forget that she probably also used her ass…

Whether it was pushing back on a decision maker, twerking it the right Latin-Nights way, or just letting those execs experience the dick smuggling fetish I was discussing earlier in todays post….

She’s probably used both to exist in this celebrity world…and she continues to use it, with the green tight dress she’s too old for, while creepy geriatric Simon Cowell looks like he’s in need of some Teen Pop Boy Band Semen to liven his near dead look up..

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Sofia, who I assume was called SOFA on her rise to the top because she was fucked like one by all the nerdy dudes in Hollywood who finally how the power to fuck the hot immigrants who can’t speak english, but who communicate through sign language or puppetry of the labia, that they really want the role as the hot Spanish wife on the sitcom….especially with a set of tits like Sofia Vergara, almost the kind of tits you’d expect a drug mule to have bought with all her drug muling money…

Well, she’s still into nerds because Sofia Vergara, that Tranny that Bezos is marrying, Sydney Sweeney and Jessica Alba ll posed with that Turtle looking fuck who destroyed the local mom and pop shop with his Amazon platform….

BEZOS clearly loves tits like the nerd that he is and he can finally afford all the high profile tits he wants, I mean he was probably able to afford those tits back in the early days of Amazon because he was already a multi millionaire, but with everyone only using 4 sites on the internet to survive, he’s profited harder than most on his ecommerce nerdy prowess.

So he can afford ALL the top tier tits in the world, along with Movie Studios like MGM and Movie Franchises like BOND….because money can buy happiness and it can buy cool and it can also buy tits.

Pussy to money is like moths to light even when the pussy has money of its own, because they prefer other people’s money and even when the pussy has moths because it’s so old and cavernous like Vergaras….

The real star of the show was Sofia Vergara’s tits, that look like DRUG MULE tits, and that may be 55 year old tits, but they are holding on harder than you’d hold onto them if you can the chance to hold onto them…

CHECK IT OUT…OSCAR CONTENT WHAT…..

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Do you ever lay in bed at night thinking about how different Sofia Vergara’s life would be if she didn’t have the tits…

If some terrible accident or cancerous disease took those tits would her obnoxious over the top Spanish accent be as charming, viral and well paid?

Or are you like me and you do your best to forget celebrities exist, even the ones who come in illegally to steal your jobs, because you’re far too lazy and a drug cartel family from Colombia know all the right people to help make American dreams come true, due to human trafficking…

You know, since celebrity is dead…and no one gives a fuck about celebrities….but there tits aren’t bad even in their late 50s like Vergaras’.

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Sofia Vergara is very fucking old, but unlike most old rich ladies using their tits to trick young guys they hire to fuck them, she actually gets the young guys willing to fuck her, thanks to the sorcery of celebrity.

She’s one of the biggest scams in Hollywood, that proves that you don’t need talent or tits….

She’s evidence that you don’t even need to speak the language, you just need tits.

Unless my theory that she’s a drug mule who has dirt on powerful people visiting Miami when she was a younger “model” in Miami, likely hanging with all the rich folks at the exclusive parties, possibly wearing lingerie and letting the rich guys eat sushi off her naked body….you know that kind of party girl….

The immigrants from drug running countries are more cut throat and willing to kill to get ahead. It’s a passion that domestic Americans who are lazy from all that fast food, which is why Sofia Vergara takes your jobs American Spanish girls. I mena, that and the tits.

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Sofia Vergara is rich a fuck sitcom star and hit TV show host and she doesn’t even know how to speak English, which is pretty funny.

I saw some trolls saying they were thankful for the undocumented workers that picked the food they were eating yesterday, but if anyone’s going to make a case for opening up the borders to drug mules, criminals and human traffickers…it’s this COLOMBIAN.

Now, we don’t know if she was actually a drug mule, but I like to think she filled her tits and ass up with drugs before coming to America…

I like to think her cheap cocaine plug was why she was able to take her tits from Miami to the big screen, since having big tits isn’t really enough of a reason to win.

I like to think what else she can fit in those tits and up that ass since she’s got all that experience.

We do know her brother was killed by the cartel, probably for being in the cartel and that she was able to relocate to Miami as a single mother because someone had a lot of money to make that happen. They like to play it off as it happening because of her tits, but having big tits isn’t really enough of a reason it end up in Miami with work visas and residency permits in place.

The point is, someone trafficked her and she’s now entertaining you all with her old lady in a bikini on Thanksigiving body….the way her tits have entertained you the last 10-15 years she’s been famous…

Point is, I don’t endorse old ladies in bikinis, evne if they trick us into thinking they look good, she’s still 50 plus and that’s a FETISH I don’t want to have.

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In the event you didn’t know, whores love attention…

Sofia Vergara, who escaped her life in South America and smuggled herself into America like a condom of cocaine shoved up your ass, only not as fun and probably with a condom of cocaine up her ass….has made it in America thanks to a set of fat tits and a retarded hispanic accent that appealed to the people who hired her in the TV/Movies and helped her live the American dream when natural born Americans were left out of the fucking party because they were harder to control…where as an undocumented immigrant only needs to have billionaires point to pictures of her old life with a “do what we say or we’re sending you back there”….

UNLESS she worked as a hooker and had dirt on the important and powerful people who ended up hiring her, I mean ANYTHING is possible when you’re a Colombian with big tits who comes to AMERICA and ends up winning at the American dream life…

Anyway, since money, fame, power isn’t enough for her….with all the THIRSTY perverts out there who get off to all her content pieces isn’t enough for her…because she knows she’s old and rotting out…

So she posts some of her EARLY porn, living the GLORY days….or reliving the glory days…or wanting you to live the olden days because she was once young and hotter…

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