Sofia, who I assume was called SOFA on her rise to the top because she was fucked like one by all the nerdy dudes in Hollywood who finally how the power to fuck the hot immigrants who can’t speak english, but who communicate through sign language or puppetry of the labia, that they really want the role as the hot Spanish wife on the sitcom….especially with a set of tits like Sofia Vergara, almost the kind of tits you’d expect a drug mule to have bought with all her drug muling money…
Well, she’s still into nerds because Sofia Vergara, that Tranny that Bezos is marrying, Sydney Sweeney and Jessica Alba ll posed with that Turtle looking fuck who destroyed the local mom and pop shop with his Amazon platform….
BEZOS clearly loves tits like the nerd that he is and he can finally afford all the high profile tits he wants, I mean he was probably able to afford those tits back in the early days of Amazon because he was already a multi millionaire, but with everyone only using 4 sites on the internet to survive, he’s profited harder than most on his ecommerce nerdy prowess.
So he can afford ALL the top tier tits in the world, along with Movie Studios like MGM and Movie Franchises like BOND….because money can buy happiness and it can buy cool and it can also buy tits.
Pussy to money is like moths to light even when the pussy has money of its own, because they prefer other people’s money and even when the pussy has moths because it’s so old and cavernous like Vergaras….
The real star of the show was Sofia Vergara’s tits, that look like DRUG MULE tits, and that may be 55 year old tits, but they are holding on harder than you’d hold onto them if you can the chance to hold onto them…
CHECK IT OUT…OSCAR CONTENT WHAT…..
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