In the event you didn’t know, whores love attention…

Sofia Vergara, who escaped her life in South America and smuggled herself into America like a condom of cocaine shoved up your ass, only not as fun and probably with a condom of cocaine up her ass….has made it in America thanks to a set of fat tits and a retarded hispanic accent that appealed to the people who hired her in the TV/Movies and helped her live the American dream when natural born Americans were left out of the fucking party because they were harder to control…where as an undocumented immigrant only needs to have billionaires point to pictures of her old life with a “do what we say or we’re sending you back there”….

UNLESS she worked as a hooker and had dirt on the important and powerful people who ended up hiring her, I mean ANYTHING is possible when you’re a Colombian with big tits who comes to AMERICA and ends up winning at the American dream life…

Anyway, since money, fame, power isn’t enough for her….with all the THIRSTY perverts out there who get off to all her content pieces isn’t enough for her…because she knows she’s old and rotting out…

So she posts some of her EARLY porn, living the GLORY days….or reliving the glory days…or wanting you to live the olden days because she was once young and hotter…

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Sofia Vergara has big tits that were apparently made for TV because she’s made a lot of money with those tits and sure, you can pretend that she’s rich from TV because of her acting abilities, yet she can barely speak english, so I’m sticking to it being a success from the tit.

That is the insight you can gather from reading this site!

LIFE CHANGING!

I guess this is unfair, because Heidi Klum’s old lady tits were also in the picture, although less substantial than Sofia Vergara’s and less of a diversity hire, being the definition of an ARYAN that the diversity and equity and inclusivity teams want to eradicate in some kind of genocide….which in and of itself doesn’t seem very equitable at all.

But Heidi Klum never tried to sugarcoat her whore tits as being anything but whore tits, where her career has always been explicitly based on the whore tits!

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Sofia Vergara is on a European Vacation with a crew of friends, family and other rich people. They seem to be doing the rich person yacht tour of the Mediterranean, which is probably pretty exciting for the set of tits that just celebrated her 52nd birthday at the top of the month.

The daughter of Colombian “Ranchers” who fled to the USA in 1998 with her 7 year old son after her brother was killed because he was involved in the Colombian drug trade, settling in Miami…..is the official storyline. I guess you can’t say “used my breasts as drug mules for the Miami cocaine trade in an era when cocaine was seeing a resurgence in the mainstream”….because people always did coke, but for a lot of the 90s it wasn’t being brought out at every college party with every bro, there was a lull before the mid 2000s revival that I’m sure Vergara had nothing to do with….and even if she didn’t, the great tits would help her make all her dreams come true and that’s what counts.

She did a lot of bullshit work before landing Modern Family in 2019, which eventually would pay her over 19 million dollars and upwards of 45 million dollars a year for her stereotypical parody of a Latin American, which I guess she can get away with mocking because she is born and raised in Latin America.

She’s rich as shit, her tits are big and old, but still worth looking at because old Spanish speaking Latin American women just rot better than fat, white American women….

So let’s so those old tits that made her famous in luxurious settings living that good life…..doing weird shit with what could be old lady shapewear or an old lady knee brace…like making her leg injury have a drink as part of some sort of satanic cult ritual….or a joke because the injury looks like a happy face…

Here’s Sofia Vergara’s son dancing. You may be wondering why he’s so happy. It could be because his mother strapped the fuck down and really fucking made it with those Latin American titties. Or it could be because he’s got to suck on those titties for their actual biological function. Thanks to Manolo, Vergara’s tits were milked filled and that’s worth fucking dancing for.

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I have a theory that Sofia Vergara is a Colombian drug lord that was brought to America as some sort of Drug Mule because the Hollywood machine love cocaine…but that may be giving her too much credit.

You know, giving her some sort of purpose outside of being a set of fat tits that wanted to live the American dream so she flew in and never left, only to figure out the documentation when she was established and had enough rich dudes to foot the bill for her…

Then again, hot chicks actually have the easiest time getting US Work Visas and don’t even need to climb walls, cross rivers, float in on rafts or any of that human trafficking shit….they just need a pervert model agency to say they are actual important tits and they get to stay for 5 years.

Clearly, immigration understood that importing hot titty model pussy into the country was good from a genetic level of eugenics..

Anyway, the super famous and super old tits are in Italy, since she’s rich and famous thanks to her aggressive Spanish accent when she speaks…

They even posed with dying and paliative Kate Beckinsale who is doing her Queen Latifah inspired “you’re gonna die, so get in all the fun you can” tour…

And Vergara’s one tit seems to be far heavier than Beckinsale’s entire body….hot for those into both tits and emaciated dying women….ALL in the same frame.

CHECK OUT THEM TITS IN ITALY….

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I always liked to imagine that Sofia Vergara made it into America as a drug mule, using her tits and asshole to transport the goods to rich Hollywood types who thanked her when she had enough dirt on them by giving her a career….

Since she was from Colombia and that is something that a racist would assume the people from Colombia in America are in America doing….cocaine and I guess coffee…which as it turns out, the now established Sofia Vergara is doing because she’s launching or has coffee brand…

At least that’s what I assume with her throwback post of a simpler time, where she’s naked in coffee beans, which she’s using to hype up her coffee business, knowing that instagram coffee brands get fucking paid because people love coffee…

She also kissed Heidi Klum’s shoulder, not sure if she got AIDs from it, but that’d be a racist thing to assume all because Heidi was involved with SEAL….he is not necessarily the AIDS kind of African people.

She also had her tits out, and when it comes to Vergara…it’s pretty much all about her tits, and her over the top exagerated accent….that she can’t act her way out of because she’s obviously putting it on to maintain that fetish.

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I think Sofia Vergara, who must be in her mid to late 50s at this point in time, should start producing her selfies with her tits out rather than her tits covered, because the tits still have some life to them and keeping them entrapped is wrong.

When her tits aren’t fully out, all I’m seeing is her old lady neck, one of the body parts hard to game from the aging process, while if there was an exposed tit, I wouldn’t even see neck….

Sure, she doesn’t need the money or attention, but when she’s taking selfies, obviously she wants it…so DO better Sofia…her American dream coming true has made her soft.

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Sofia Vergara is in the St Patrick’s state of mind as she’s rockin’ her green bathing suit….with her big old lady mom tits all squeezed out of the bathing suit to make them look like they have better elasticity than the average old lady big tits because she’s high class, rich and famous…don’t you know.

The fake accent, or at least the played up accent Vergara is a celebrated set of 50 year old tits, so celebrated her ex is still playing with their fetuses at the fertility clinic that she wants destroyed….pussy that good you block the destruction of the FETUS so that YOU can breed her….is wearing an age-appropriate suit, which I respect and find decent of her, because too many old ladies, even the fat, sloppy apron belly rockin’ ones take WAY too much liberity in their swimsuit choices thanks to social media making everyone an exhibitionist asshole….who shows their asshole any chance they get.

Unfortunately, Vergara is not showing her asshole….because I’d like to see how brown or bleached it is and whether it’s had a moderate amount of anal sex, or a lot of anal sex, seeing as she’s a catholic….or just a digestive issue causing anal fistulas…you know…because I’m interested.

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Old lady Sofia Vergara with the big scary eyebrows and the plastic face was at some event the other night and she brought out her old lady tits, that were once younger lady tits, which allowed her to buy her way out of Colombia, possibly as a drug mule, but probably as a rich kid whose family owned a coffee plantation or some other generational wealth that would finance her trip to Miami, work visas, and life while living as a single mother working as some obscure host….before meeting the right network of people in Miami, impressed by her tits that they sent her to Hollywood.

I am convinced that her accent is fake as fuck, that it’s all part of her bullshit origin story and she just keeps playing it up like a novelty act. I’ve met Spanish speakers who LIVE in Spanish speaking countries that speak better English than someone who claims to have been in the USA for 30 fucking years stealing the jobs of locals.

So either she’s lazy, retarded, or bullshit…and who cares when she’s got the geriatric tits out….because even old lady tits are distracting.

She’s with that same Karol G bitch I thought was Kesha in the KATY PERRY post of 3-4 minutes ago…

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Big titty old granny Sofia Vergara, who I think is in her late 60s, is out in some seductive outfit with those big tits, only it’s all an illusion…

An illusion because old ladies can’t be hot, even when they try really hard, but also an illusion because the lacy outfit looks like it’s sheer but it’s not…

This is tits no nipples like a cancer survivor…and no one likes cancer….

If she did have cancer, she’d be in good hands because her new boyfriend is some rich as shit surgeon….named Justin Saliman….

After googling him, it turns out he’s a knee surgeon who has invented ways to preserve knees, and there’s only one reason the surgeon and Vergara know each other and that’s because she’s blown out her knees and not from running marathons…if you know what I mean…if anything from running trains using that throat game….you gotta climb the celebrity ranks when you’re an illegal from Colombia some how..

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