Sofia Vergara’s story is one of inspiration to all the girls out there.

It reminds them that if you have really big tits and a silly accent, you can play it the fuck up and make it in America. Despite America being painted as a racist place that hate immigrants. There are a fucking ton of immigrants making millions a year with their work visas, greencards and US passports in hand, because using your sex appeal to manipulate people into making your dreams come true is viable…if you have those tits to back up your sex appeal and manipulation….

She started out as an illegal single mom who landed in Miami and never left, but thanks to Colombian cocaine and a hit TV show…she’s now living her middle age menopausal years on yachts she can pay for….unlike when she was first to Miami and had to fuck the guy who owned the yacht to get thee bikini yacht shots.

I don’t find her story all that interesting and middle aged women aren’t hot to me, but I am into amplifying the clickbait they produce in their self promotion….it’s kinda what I do.

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Sofia Vergara brought her tits out for a Stella McCartney campaign for beast cancers, that has the hashtag #StellaCares, because Stella wants you to know she cares, she’s not just entitled daughter of a billionaire Beatle, who does this fashion thing on the side, to make her own stupid money, she’s a philanthropist, selfless…doing it for the cause…even if it’s putting a fucking spotlight on her in the form of Sofia Vergara tits to let the people know her company cares about tits…even though that’s obvious, we call care about tits…tits are everything…often times they define the woman who owns them and cancer that fights our tits, targets our tits, is the fucking enemy…not the terrorists but titty cancers.

Point being, Stella Cares and Philanthropy is a masturbatory experience in egotistical people trying to help, but I guess at least they are trying to help, despite their mansions and huge salaries and capabilities to actually help.

Here are those tits.

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Sofia Vergara, the Den Mother with her big tits, decided at 45 or 50 to continue exploiting her big titty mom body, because when you make a life from being a big titty, coke dealer / mule from Colombia that worked her way into Hollywood via Miami…through Cocaine…it’s the COLOMBIAN way…you can’t forget your big titties roots..they are what made you and show a little respect…

The biggest troll would be if she wasn’t even from Colombia, but rather OHIO or some shit, because that accent of hers is so done up and over the top….

Either way. here is her fitness

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Sofia Vergara old lady in a Bikini…vs Sofia Vergara younger in a bikini to see what aging does to you when you’re a vain, big titty girl who only exists cuz of here tits, that you need to maintain…to maintain your life…

I’d write more but why..

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Sofia Vergara, the Den Mother with her big tits, decided at 45 or 50 to put up some bikini pics of her mom body, because when you make a life from being a big titty, coke dealer / mule from Colombia that worked her way into Hollywood via Miami…you can’t forget your big titties people like to see, that made her who she is, one of the best paid, most famous TV stars when she can’t even speak the fucking language…

Debatably too old to be in a bikini…but never too old when your pervert fans and really anyone who likes a set of hispanic tits at any age in a bikini…especially when it’s not playing up it’s stupid accent…

Here is the clickbait…

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Sofia Vergara got the big mom tits, in fishnets and fuck me boots, like a traditional hooker from the streets of Colombia…moved to America like some drug mule disguised as tits, only to buy her carer with coke money….and putting her into the mix with Ariel winter and the other one, training them how to be titty clickbait too.

She’s a very important figure, highest paid actress, of our generation…

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Sofia Vergara is not that interesting of a person to me – other than that she’s made it as a huge star, despite being an immigrant, who I am not even sure made it to America legally, or if she pulled some scams, whether it be marriage, or work visas as the correspondent for some Colombian Telemundo shit that granted her a work visa, I just know that after all these years, a stint on a huge show where she’s helped raise slutty Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland…you know instilling great values that their mother’s initiated when whoring them out to the media…by someone who whored herself out to the media…because how else did this success happen. It makes no sense beyond big tits, people liking big tits, enough to cast them in a TV show they likely had no idea would be a big hit…reminding us that all you need is that one hit to matter.

I like to think she’s dialed in through a drug cartel in Colombia and that’s why she won at hollywood, you know some underbelly, underworld, cocaine fueled shit…

That said, she’s promoting some bullshit, cutting bread, tits out and I figure there’s a fetish in there, older tits are still tits, and Sofia Vergara tits are substantial tits that made it tits…

Here’s some more…

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