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2019

10

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s story is one of inspiration to all the girls out there.

It reminds them that if you have really big tits and a silly accent, you can play it the fuck up and make it in America. Despite America being painted as a racist place that hate immigrants. There are a fucking ton of immigrants making millions a year with their work visas, greencards and US passports in hand, because using your sex appeal to manipulate people into making your dreams come true is viable…if you have those tits to back up your sex appeal and manipulation….

She started out as an illegal single mom who landed in Miami and never left, but thanks to Colombian cocaine and a hit TV show…she’s now living her middle age menopausal years on yachts she can pay for….unlike when she was first to Miami and had to fuck the guy who owned the yacht to get thee bikini yacht shots.

I don’t find her story all that interesting and middle aged women aren’t hot to me, but I am into amplifying the clickbait they produce in their self promotion….it’s kinda what I do.

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