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2011

17

Nov

Sofia Vergara Titty Window on her Dress in Miami of the Day

Sofia Vergara is known for her breasts…in fact I think she is only known for her breasts. I think her breasts are what carried her….while she carried her breast that I wish we being suckled in my mouth….cuz they look so wholesome, nutritious and capable of success you will never know….

The only other possibility is drug lords from Colombia, possible baby daddy or family ran drug cartels that brought all the cocaine into Hollywood, a place that is likely the number one cocaine using state in America….and some producers, high powered producers, who needed the pure shit…made a little trade off to keep their testicles…but I won’t go there, cuz I’d like to keep my testicles and prefer them not knowing I know cuz it is not like I care or would do any further research on the shit…in fact I don’t know anything about that world…but I’m assuming that was the only way broken english with the big tits ended up on TV…..

But then again…maybe it was jus her big tits….that she’s sharing with the world via a window with a cleavage view in Miami….retracing her steps from whore to hollywood I guess….cuz it was just 25 years ago when she was a little hispanic single mother with big tits on a raft in Miami’s port….Look at her now….old, hot enough from the right angle, and not as dumpy as her big tits would make you think..unless she’s in a corset…cuz she’s got a dream….and she’s gonna ride it as long as her genes can….and I’ll happily watch..

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2011

19

Oct

Sofia Vergara’s Big Tits in a One Piece of the Day

People think I hate Sofia Vergara cuz I always talk shit about her, calling her out for being a single mother who whored out to get famous and it worked, but they don’t realize, I love girls who whore out to get anything, especially things I can afford…

It’s just obvious that someone like her, you know the chosen one amongst millions of immigrants coming into Miami, Texas and LA on Raft or in the back of a van, had to work extra hard to get noticed that or she was in with a drug cartel that hooked her up by threatening to ruin people…

See, she does have awesome tits, and she does look good for a 45 year old mom, and maybe that’s enough…but I don’t know, all the hot illegals I know are strippers or chamber maids, so maybe I just don’t get this “Pretty Woman”, saved by Richard Gere, shit.. it’s not really my scene…

But I do know staring at tits is my scene…so I’m digging this vacation….and you should be too.

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2011

17

Oct

Sofia Vergara in her Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Sofia Vergara was on vacation in Mexico…instead of living in Mexico…..she’s was sitting on a luxury resort poolside chair…instead of working the luxury resort cleaning up after guests while they are at their poolside chair….and the whole thing makes no sense to me…I see how hard some girls struggle to make rent….girls born here who have big tits and hot bodies….who aren’t even single moms….but for some reason Vergara made it with all odds against her and all I can assume is that her drug cartel relatives had ties with some powerful people who had dirt on other powerful people that could ruin them…making them cast their fellow Colombian…allowing her to take her big tits on vacation in Mexico like she wasn’t an immigrant without papers like a California mexican just a few years ago…and who cares…she’s half naked…in her 40s and her pics are better than my writing….enjoy…cuz I know she is…

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2011

12

Oct

Sofia Vergara’s Tits Do a T-Shirt of the Day

Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is holding up her titties as she walks around in a shirt….and I’m noticing because I’m pathetic and a slave to big tits, no matter how old they are, or how much support they need from forearms, like Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is a slave tow hoever the fuck she sold her soul to in order to go from busty single mom smuggled into Miami from Colombia on a raft, to Emmy winner….and really we don’t nede to look into her histroy….we just need to focus on what’s important about her…tits…that I can only assume have nude pics from her younger years floating around cuz you don’t just go from there to here without dabbling in exposing tits on film…let’s hope someone digs deep enough and finds them…cuz I’m too lazy for investigative journalism.

Update – Reader Cheerezo Jones Sent In Possible Nude Sofia Vergara Before She Was Famous Nude Pic….No sure if it is her, but click that link to see it and debate.

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2011

09

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Titties for Vanity Fair of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her old lady mom body I want to fuck cuz mom bodies aren’t usually made like this unless the mom is an immigrant who had to prostitute herself to go from working a sweatshop sewing room in Miami to winning Emmy Awards….especially when it is professional shot, with profession hair and make up and professional airbrush / photoshop artists, so that her old lady mom face looks full of life and vibrant and is print ready…and really who cares about face when bitch rocks tits like this….they’re like fucking frosted flakes…Great.

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2011

31

Aug

Sofia Vergara Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara headed to the doctor…I get exceited when I see girls going to the doctor…not because I like health problems…but because I’m a curious soul and can’t help but wonder whether she’s there for an abortion, some gynecolocial exams, maybe even for a terminal disease, could it be hormone therapy for her menopause cuz she’s old, or is it a breast exam cuz she’s busty….I assume it is likely just herpes because she’s an immigrant who has made it famous, who has won awards, and that doesn’t come without lots and lots of unprotected sex…

Either way, these pics are hot.

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2011

10

Aug

Sofia Vergara Tit’s Busting Out of a Button Down Shirt of the Day

Sofia Vergara represents the American dream…you now coming to America from a South American country as a young single mother…only to end up winning Emmy Awards 20 years later…all because of a great set of tits…cuz that’s all it takes..you know coupled with exploiting yourself, trading your dignity and cashing in your morals and values in exchange for the good life you always dreamed of, a small sacrifice to make with your vagina and great tits to help the next generation of your family not become a statistic….

These great tits, have done it right and for that…I’d like to honor her efforts by staring at her whore tits…

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2011

03

Aug

Sofia Vergara Mom Tits in a T-Shirt of the Day

I’ve probably said this before, because I’m an alocholic and I like to repeat myself without knowing I’m repeating myself, cuz that’s part of the fun of being drunk most of the time, but I’m fascinated by Sofia Vergara, not because of her huge “natural” mom in her 40s tits, but because she was a single mom who came to America from Colombia in her 20s, and instead of becoming a stripper, walmart clerk or waitress at a cuban restaurant, she became all hollywood and that probably took a lot of whoring to a lot of the right people…meaning this pussy has seen its fair share…and that amazes me….

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2011

03

May

Sofia Vergara’s False Marketing Got Milk Campaign of the Day

I’m not gonna argue that this bitch has big tits, we all know she does, but I am gonna call this false marketing, because she’s in her mid 40s, had her first kid at 18, and I’m pretty sure has hit menopause and is unable to lactate anymore, it’s one of those things that happens when a bitch dries the fuck up….I’m also pretty annoyed by the fact that they didn’t even give the tits the exposure they deserved in this campaign, cuz let’s face it Dairy Farmers of America, when promoted Milk being good for the body, let’s show a little fucking body, cuz we know you didn’t book Sofia Vergara cuz she’s a flat chested little troll,

Step your game up motherfuckers, you wanna cum lip sexual innuendos you should be getting real MILK tit sexual innuendos….if you know what I mean…

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2011

26

Apr

Sofia Vergara In Some See Through of the Day

Sofia Vergara is such a whore.

I wonder if her 20 year old son jerks off to her in a Mom is that you? Aren’t you a little old for this shit? I get you got famous with those tits, that throat, I’ve seen you swallow wine bottles without gagging, but do you really have to advertise to the world that you’re not gonna age gracefully and that you’re gonna let your tits be milked even though they are too old to produce milk thanks to menopause…kinda way.

Not that it matters. These pics are amazing…


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