Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara headed to the doctor…I get exceited when I see girls going to the doctor…not because I like health problems…but because I’m a curious soul and can’t help but wonder whether she’s there for an abortion, some gynecolocial exams, maybe even for a terminal disease, could it be hormone therapy for her menopause cuz she’s old, or is it a breast exam cuz she’s busty….I assume it is likely just herpes because she’s an immigrant who has made it famous, who has won awards, and that doesn’t come without lots and lots of unprotected sex…

Either way, these pics are hot.

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Sofia Vergara represents the American dream…you now coming to America from a South American country as a young single mother…only to end up winning Emmy Awards 20 years later…all because of a great set of tits…cuz that’s all it takes..you know coupled with exploiting yourself, trading your dignity and cashing in your morals and values in exchange for the good life you always dreamed of, a small sacrifice to make with your vagina and great tits to help the next generation of your family not become a statistic….

These great tits, have done it right and for that…I’d like to honor her efforts by staring at her whore tits…

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I’ve probably said this before, because I’m an alocholic and I like to repeat myself without knowing I’m repeating myself, cuz that’s part of the fun of being drunk most of the time, but I’m fascinated by Sofia Vergara, not because of her huge “natural” mom in her 40s tits, but because she was a single mom who came to America from Colombia in her 20s, and instead of becoming a stripper, walmart clerk or waitress at a cuban restaurant, she became all hollywood and that probably took a lot of whoring to a lot of the right people…meaning this pussy has seen its fair share…and that amazes me….

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I’m not gonna argue that this bitch has big tits, we all know she does, but I am gonna call this false marketing, because she’s in her mid 40s, had her first kid at 18, and I’m pretty sure has hit menopause and is unable to lactate anymore, it’s one of those things that happens when a bitch dries the fuck up….I’m also pretty annoyed by the fact that they didn’t even give the tits the exposure they deserved in this campaign, cuz let’s face it Dairy Farmers of America, when promoted Milk being good for the body, let’s show a little fucking body, cuz we know you didn’t book Sofia Vergara cuz she’s a flat chested little troll,

Step your game up motherfuckers, you wanna cum lip sexual innuendos you should be getting real MILK tit sexual innuendos….if you know what I mean…

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Sofia Vergara is such a whore.

I wonder if her 20 year old son jerks off to her in a Mom is that you? Aren’t you a little old for this shit? I get you got famous with those tits, that throat, I’ve seen you swallow wine bottles without gagging, but do you really have to advertise to the world that you’re not gonna age gracefully and that you’re gonna let your tits be milked even though they are too old to produce milk thanks to menopause…kinda way.

Not that it matters. These pics are amazing…

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I posted these Sofia Vergara pictures yesterday, but I guess middle age pussy in bathing suits is the theme of the day…mainly because the paparazzi released more pictures of her huge tits squeezed into a one piece for a Pepsi commercial with David Beckham…and I want to be on the front lines and hunt and gather this shit for all you perverts who like their women seasoned vetrans in sucking cock, so good they got a fucking career out of the shit when they were nothing but a Colombian coke whore knocked up at 17 before smuggling herself into America….look at her now…motherfucker…or at least look at her tits cuz they are all that matters…FOLLOW ME

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Here’s Sofia Vergara in a one piece, because where the fact that you’re a mom in your 40s with hispanic roots and huge tits usually means you come with a stomach that looks like a war torn communist country all sloppy and injured and shit….but really what the fuck do I know…maybe Pepsi are just pussies who don’t want to risk putting a bitch in a bikini who is built like this for fear the Christian audience won’t approve and will think it’s inappropriate for their fucked up kids to watch, boycotting Pepsi and ending their 100 year long business, I mean that is the American way you Evagelical freaks….all prude and crazy and shit….

I just like assuming that this mouth and body of hers worked fucking miracles to get her out of the slums with refuge status to being filming a Pepsi commercial…bitch much have amazing talent with her thraot…

We’re all fucking whores, who really cares. I just hope Beckhamed fuck her while his other bitch who lets him fuck other bitches was at home tending to her 15th pregnancy, cuz pussy like this shouldn’t be wasted when it comes your way, under any circumstances, including the false promise of marriage…. FOLLOW ME

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Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest.

The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that….

Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

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I don’t know if these pictures of Sofia Vergara in a see through shirt are old or new…I feel like I’ve seen them before but my life is like a horrible record that keeps skipping and skipping and skipping until I eventually just assume everything I’m seeing is shit I’ve already seen.

It’s just one big blur of celebrities and the hookers who should be cleaning hotel rooms but who managed to land a gig on a hit show cuz she just knew the right people with her tits…. and really what it comes down to is that Sofia Vergara is old….and you idiots still freak out about her, so I can only assume old pictures will get the same reaction, since they are of her…

If you know what I mean.

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