Sofia Vergara was on vacation in Mexico…instead of living in Mexico…..she’s was sitting on a luxury resort poolside chair…instead of working the luxury resort cleaning up after guests while they are at their poolside chair….and the whole thing makes no sense to me…I see how hard some girls struggle to make rent….girls born here who have big tits and hot bodies….who aren’t even single moms….but for some reason Vergara made it with all odds against her and all I can assume is that her drug cartel relatives had ties with some powerful people who had dirt on other powerful people that could ruin them…making them cast their fellow Colombian…allowing her to take her big tits on vacation in Mexico like she wasn’t an immigrant without papers like a California mexican just a few years ago…and who cares…she’s half naked…in her 40s and her pics are better than my writing….enjoy…cuz I know she is…

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Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is holding up her titties as she walks around in a shirt….and I’m noticing because I’m pathetic and a slave to big tits, no matter how old they are, or how much support they need from forearms, like Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is a slave tow hoever the fuck she sold her soul to in order to go from busty single mom smuggled into Miami from Colombia on a raft, to Emmy winner….and really we don’t nede to look into her histroy….we just need to focus on what’s important about her…tits…that I can only assume have nude pics from her younger years floating around cuz you don’t just go from there to here without dabbling in exposing tits on film…let’s hope someone digs deep enough and finds them…cuz I’m too lazy for investigative journalism.

Update – Reader Cheerezo Jones Sent In Possible Nude Sofia Vergara Before She Was Famous Nude Pic….No sure if it is her, but click that link to see it and debate.

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Sofia Vergara brought her old lady mom body I want to fuck cuz mom bodies aren’t usually made like this unless the mom is an immigrant who had to prostitute herself to go from working a sweatshop sewing room in Miami to winning Emmy Awards….especially when it is professional shot, with profession hair and make up and professional airbrush / photoshop artists, so that her old lady mom face looks full of life and vibrant and is print ready…and really who cares about face when bitch rocks tits like this….they’re like fucking frosted flakes…Great.

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Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara headed to the doctor…I get exceited when I see girls going to the doctor…not because I like health problems…but because I’m a curious soul and can’t help but wonder whether she’s there for an abortion, some gynecolocial exams, maybe even for a terminal disease, could it be hormone therapy for her menopause cuz she’s old, or is it a breast exam cuz she’s busty….I assume it is likely just herpes because she’s an immigrant who has made it famous, who has won awards, and that doesn’t come without lots and lots of unprotected sex…

Either way, these pics are hot.

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Sofia Vergara represents the American dream…you now coming to America from a South American country as a young single mother…only to end up winning Emmy Awards 20 years later…all because of a great set of tits…cuz that’s all it takes..you know coupled with exploiting yourself, trading your dignity and cashing in your morals and values in exchange for the good life you always dreamed of, a small sacrifice to make with your vagina and great tits to help the next generation of your family not become a statistic….

These great tits, have done it right and for that…I’d like to honor her efforts by staring at her whore tits…

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I’ve probably said this before, because I’m an alocholic and I like to repeat myself without knowing I’m repeating myself, cuz that’s part of the fun of being drunk most of the time, but I’m fascinated by Sofia Vergara, not because of her huge “natural” mom in her 40s tits, but because she was a single mom who came to America from Colombia in her 20s, and instead of becoming a stripper, walmart clerk or waitress at a cuban restaurant, she became all hollywood and that probably took a lot of whoring to a lot of the right people…meaning this pussy has seen its fair share…and that amazes me….

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I’m not gonna argue that this bitch has big tits, we all know she does, but I am gonna call this false marketing, because she’s in her mid 40s, had her first kid at 18, and I’m pretty sure has hit menopause and is unable to lactate anymore, it’s one of those things that happens when a bitch dries the fuck up….I’m also pretty annoyed by the fact that they didn’t even give the tits the exposure they deserved in this campaign, cuz let’s face it Dairy Farmers of America, when promoted Milk being good for the body, let’s show a little fucking body, cuz we know you didn’t book Sofia Vergara cuz she’s a flat chested little troll,

Step your game up motherfuckers, you wanna cum lip sexual innuendos you should be getting real MILK tit sexual innuendos….if you know what I mean…

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Sofia Vergara is such a whore.

I wonder if her 20 year old son jerks off to her in a Mom is that you? Aren’t you a little old for this shit? I get you got famous with those tits, that throat, I’ve seen you swallow wine bottles without gagging, but do you really have to advertise to the world that you’re not gonna age gracefully and that you’re gonna let your tits be milked even though they are too old to produce milk thanks to menopause…kinda way.

Not that it matters. These pics are amazing…

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I posted these Sofia Vergara pictures yesterday, but I guess middle age pussy in bathing suits is the theme of the day…mainly because the paparazzi released more pictures of her huge tits squeezed into a one piece for a Pepsi commercial with David Beckham…and I want to be on the front lines and hunt and gather this shit for all you perverts who like their women seasoned vetrans in sucking cock, so good they got a fucking career out of the shit when they were nothing but a Colombian coke whore knocked up at 17 before smuggling herself into America….look at her now…motherfucker…or at least look at her tits cuz they are all that matters…FOLLOW ME

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Here’s Sofia Vergara in a one piece, because where the fact that you’re a mom in your 40s with hispanic roots and huge tits usually means you come with a stomach that looks like a war torn communist country all sloppy and injured and shit….but really what the fuck do I know…maybe Pepsi are just pussies who don’t want to risk putting a bitch in a bikini who is built like this for fear the Christian audience won’t approve and will think it’s inappropriate for their fucked up kids to watch, boycotting Pepsi and ending their 100 year long business, I mean that is the American way you Evagelical freaks….all prude and crazy and shit….

I just like assuming that this mouth and body of hers worked fucking miracles to get her out of the slums with refuge status to being filming a Pepsi commercial…bitch much have amazing talent with her thraot…

We’re all fucking whores, who really cares. I just hope Beckhamed fuck her while his other bitch who lets him fuck other bitches was at home tending to her 15th pregnancy, cuz pussy like this shouldn’t be wasted when it comes your way, under any circumstances, including the false promise of marriage…. FOLLOW ME

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