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2010

24

Jun

Sofia Vergara Hides Her Big Fat Tits of the Day

I always respect busty Colombian whores who made it in America after years of trying thanks to fucking the right dude at ABC who insisted she get on an actual show after years of having shitty roles in random ABC shows I never heard of…sometimes it only takes finding the right dude to suck off to make it…you know the one with all the contacts, you just have to have the body to make shit worth it for him to go out our way for you…or the video of him doing cocaine off your pussy that you threaten to send his wife….cuz dudes are easy…if the pussy is prime, even if it is damaged and looks prime, we’ll do you favors….especially if you can extort us and ruin our careers and marriages and sometimes, when you’re an immigrant, that’s your only real hope other than stripping.

She’s almost 40, she’s had cancer, she’s got kids, but most imporantly she’s got huge tits, and unfortunately, she’s hiding them….

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2010

20

May

Sofia Vergara in Lingerie Clip from 2007 of the Day

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This is a clip from some bullshit called Dirty Sexy Money which I assume Sofia Vergara did back in 2007 when she was was struggling to get work, but landed 4 episodes of this show, before her spic tits made it into high paid primetime programming, and I am posting it because she’s all famous now thanks to Modern Family and the world is all in love with her and I know that in order to get from being a poor Columbian daughter of a druglord to being the tits every married man forced to watch shitty television cuz his wife owns him and the TV remote, wants to fuck means that a lot of the real good cocksuckin’ went down and I always appreciate a good whore making it to the top when she can’t even speak the fucking language.

Sometimes it’s nice to start they day to remember where you came from and where you got started before really appreciating where you are today, except in my case, since it’s all been downhill since the start.

Enjoy this stellar acting and sheer talent that made her the star she is today…it’s tame, it’s from ABC, coincidentally the same network that brings you Modern Family, which may not be a coincidence at all, thanks to her gag reflex or lack there of….whore should be cleaning hotel rooms, you know making beds not hit TV shows…but at least she has tits.

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2010

01

Apr

Sofia Vergara Tits in Modern Family of the Day

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I haven’t seen the show Modern Family, but I have seen Sofia Vergara’s fat tits over the years and they’re pretty bust, even if I hate any bitch that speaks Spanish because it brings back horrible memories of my whore mother fucking random white dudes in our one room apartment back in Mexico, before she died of AIDS and left me to some child molesting priest run orphanage, but this isn’t group therapy motherfuckers, this is me keeping track of pussy, and despite what I’ve heard about Sofia Vergara and her little trip to Central America a few decades ago when her name was Sergio to get an “operation”, her tits are woman enough to ignore the testicles she was possibly born with….especially since they’ve been removed…

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2010

04

Mar

Sofia Vergara White Panties in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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I don’t know who Sofia Vergara is but she must be a fucking immigrant because she’s wearing white underwear and no one wears white underwear unless they are from some third world country that only has white underwear, because white underwear gets dirty a little too fucking fast, making even the cleanest bitch look like she keeps her pussy as clean as a homeless chick, but also because the second it’s under a dark dress it lights up like a fucking flare at an accident scene, at least that’s what a I learned at a highschool dance under a black light that made the conservative girl in the class cry when we told her we all could see her bra glowing under her shirt….and really it wasn’t that big of a deal and either are these Vergara pics, I just thing it’s unfortunate I don’t have any pictures from behind….to see just how dated this immigrant cunt actually is in her underwear choices…cuz you can always tell what third world country a pussy is from by the arc of her thong.

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2009

13

Oct

Sofia Vergara and Her See Thru Shirt of the Day

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Here is Sofia Vergara in a see thru shirt showing off a really big bra you’d expect someone of her age either wearing or buying at Wal Mart.

She’s some Columbian cocaine smuggler, actor and model who I’ve never heard of. But I have got a pretty sick love affair for vagina and all things vagina related and since her name is pronounced very wrong kinda sounds like vagina, it makes her almost worth caring about.

Serioiusly, if this were the Ancient Greek times, she’d have the women spread eagled and diddling to her image while chanting her name and the 4 % of the male population who weren’t getting railed by their male teachers jerking off to her fat tits and Vergara.

Wow. This is probably the worst post I’ve ever come up with and I’ve produced a lot of shit over the years, and even with references to ancient Greece, something you’d think everyone would find laughs in, I failed, but pretty glad I got to share it with you.

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2008

25

Feb

Sofia Vergara’s Big Ol’ Mexican Tits Do the Oscars of the Day

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It turns out that Elton John has AIDS…..parties, and at those AIDS parties he makes sure things are perfect. Being an outrageous and rich gay dude means he can afford to do things you don’t see at your average birthday party in the McDonalds party room.

I remember going to some gay dude’s party once, thinking there would be hungry pussy for straight dick and when I got there all I saw was a pile of speed on the table, different colored lightbulbs in the lamps and condoms everywhere, not like anyone was going to use them. It was like we were in some kind of exotic bath house, and it turned out that we were, but I only realized it when I saw no pussy but lots of man on man blowjobs, which leads me to believe that you can never trust a gay dude, but they can always hook you up with speed.

Either way, I am sure Elton John goes all out in his parties because the cause is dear to him because he is Gay Married and AIDs is a Gay Disease, so he hires party planners and decorators and high class chefs with open bars and great entertainment with a star studded guestlist and he even makes the hired help dress up in hot dresses with their tits busting out of her dress and this one is named Sofia Vergara and she’s slowly making a name for herself…one day she’ll be out of the business of making beds in hotel rooms and into the business of making you horny on the big screen. We all have dreams.