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2010

24

Jun

Sofia Vergara Hides Her Big Fat Tits of the Day

I always respect busty Colombian whores who made it in America after years of trying thanks to fucking the right dude at ABC who insisted she get on an actual show after years of having shitty roles in random ABC shows I never heard of…sometimes it only takes finding the right dude to suck off to make it…you know the one with all the contacts, you just have to have the body to make shit worth it for him to go out our way for you…or the video of him doing cocaine off your pussy that you threaten to send his wife….cuz dudes are easy…if the pussy is prime, even if it is damaged and looks prime, we’ll do you favors….especially if you can extort us and ruin our careers and marriages and sometimes, when you’re an immigrant, that’s your only real hope other than stripping.

She’s almost 40, she’s had cancer, she’s got kids, but most imporantly she’s got huge tits, and unfortunately, she’s hiding them….

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