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2025

12

Nov

Panties Under Jeans of the Day

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I am a firm believer that women don’t wear panties unless they have their period or some kind of infection….

So if that’s the case, these are a bunch of girls on their periods or with some pussy hole infection…

I guess there are some girls who have the drips and need panties due to excitement…..

Then there could be some ovulation mucus wanting to get sperm knocked up…because that’s how we are wired…

There are some girls with outty vaginas who find the seam of the tight pants hard on their calloused pussy from being exposed to the element like an adventuring trying to cross the arctic circle…

There’s just too many reasons for the panties, that my theory of girls not wearing Undiewear is debunked….

The good way to celebrate the panty revolution is by getting a glimpse of panty when girls bend over in their jeans….since panty flashes are still perfectly whorish even if it’s tame on the whore scale of this current whore era…

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2025

04

Nov

Panties Under Jeans of the Day

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In my expert opinion, women only wear panties when they have their periods or a pussy infection, so no matter how sexy the panties they are wearing happen to be, they are just lipstick on a pigging the pussy that is dripping from infection, or blood….

That is unless some girls wear panties to protect their pussy from becoming a calloused flap of skin after rubbing up on a tight jean seam and zipper, you know that barrier of keeping sensitivity…..the foreskin effect….

Or maybe, they are like me and just have panty fetishes, love seeing panties, especially on strangers bending over, or through the jeans….

Either way, Panties under Jeans exist, they are a thing and apparently a fetish of mine…

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2010

21

May

Ginger Spice Flashes Panties as she Struggles with her Skirt of the Day

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Here are some shitty panty pictures of Ginger Spice…not that any panty picture of Ginger Spice is a good panty picture….I think we should just be happy she’s wearing panties…because as you know mothers generally have really mangled vaginas, the kind of shit you’d find in a Sci-Fi movie coming to eat your babies…it’s like she’s got Avatar in her fucking pants, only it didn’t make her a billion dollars, but it did make her a couple million, so I’m sure her whore self feels like accomplished…at least a lot more accomplished than the whores she left behind back when she was a nude model and stripper…..but I am posting them anyway…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Panties|Upskirt

2010

20

May

Audrina in Some Almost Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

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Audrina has this thing called looking great when hald naked doing laundry after a heavy night of being photoshopped. Her wonky face is like a canvas to the graphic design community and I hear undoctored pictures of her are like the holy grail of training images at a lot of the graphic design schools….I actually don’t know what I am talking about, I just know that I have seen clips from the show she was on that will remain nameless because I think it is associated with Satan and I like to stay as far from evil as possible, and I know that on that show her legs are short, her face is out-of-wack and her pussy is being fed by some obscure one hit wonder who dated Ashlee Simpson cuz he was son her father’s record label, but for some reason, one she’s in photoshoots, her fake tits look less fake, her face looks less inbred, and her legs look long and lovely but unfortunately for her and her future career giving lap dances, I mean after hosting pool parties and doing photoshoots for bullshit Magazines like Ralp, it’s all smoke and mirrors…

Here are the pics…Watching a bitch do chores is always a good thing….but watching a bitch eat is always a bad thing….so I don’t really know how this makes me feel….but that could also be because I don’t know how to feel anymore. Somebody hold me and tell me I’ll be ok…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Panties|Topless

2010

09

Apr

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Disgusting Panties of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, Rumer Willis is so horrible looking that she’s not fucking human. I figure since Demi Moore is the fucking devil, it only makes sense that her kid would look like some kind of demon, and in being a demon, I try to pretend she doesn’t have genitals, and the good news in these pictures is that she’s got whatever fucking mutated pussy she’s got covered the fuck up in panties because based on how her face turned out, I’d hate to see what kind of genitals her bad genes mustered the fuck up…..but I know it’s bad enough for me to want nothing to do with it and that’s a pretty serious bad pussy because I’ve caught myself daydreaming of sticking my dick in some pretty fucking vile shit and I’ve even accidentally got hard when watching an old lady who slipped on ice trying to get up with her cane cuz she was flashing panty, pretty much further making my point that Rumer Willis is a monster and by default so is her fleshy wound she calls her lady parts….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Panties|Rumer Willis

2010

26

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Her Panties of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s got the right idea. She knows that we’ve all seen her half naked, so she might as well not bother trying to cover her fucking panties and I am a fan, mainly because she strategically hid her battered mom pussy that I’m sure hasn’t bounced back as well as her body did to the way it was before she had a baby…but also because I love seeing up a girls skirt…no matter what panties she wears or doesn’t wear or what condition her pussy was in….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Panties

2010

11

Mar

The New Gaga and Beyonce Telephone Video of the Day

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I hate Gaga and Beyonce more than you know or understand…like I really can’t stand her but figured some of you may want to see her stripped down by dyke cops in a prison fantasy video that makes a comment about her “dick”….complete with make-out scenes, taped up nipples and a whole women’s in their panties in some prison fantasy you will probably like….but I stopped watching because I can’t take this twat seriously…this is really like some kind of bad joke…enjoy…drinking time.

2010

08

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Ad has Girls in Panties of the Day

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I watched this video on mute, all I know is that it is of girls in their underwear talking about what they like in their men, I am assuming they are saying shit that everyone can relate to, because they don’t want to alienate themselves and seem unattainable, because the average guy doesn’t have rugged good looks, and isn’t a ridiculously rich, ripped with a 10 inch cock who can make a bitch cum just by grabbing her arm, or build a log cabin from scratch, and can tame a wild horse when not crying to chick flicks, saving Aids babies in Africa, writing poems and love songs, helping ghetto kids get out of the ghetto, or weaving baskets, cooking gourmet meals, paiting or doing some other homo shit that chicks get wet for, while the average Victoria Secret model boyfriend is, so whatever they are saying here, they are just trying to stay accessible, but I don’t care, panties on hot bitches are still panties on hot bitches…actually maybe I’m wrong…maybe you do have a chance with one of these girls…you should start sending her fan mail…I’m sure it’ll go over really well with them…

Posted in:Ad|Panties|Victoria's Secret

2010

04

Mar

Sofia Vergara White Panties in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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I don’t know who Sofia Vergara is but she must be a fucking immigrant because she’s wearing white underwear and no one wears white underwear unless they are from some third world country that only has white underwear, because white underwear gets dirty a little too fucking fast, making even the cleanest bitch look like she keeps her pussy as clean as a homeless chick, but also because the second it’s under a dark dress it lights up like a fucking flare at an accident scene, at least that’s what a I learned at a highschool dance under a black light that made the conservative girl in the class cry when we told her we all could see her bra glowing under her shirt….and really it wasn’t that big of a deal and either are these Vergara pics, I just thing it’s unfortunate I don’t have any pictures from behind….to see just how dated this immigrant cunt actually is in her underwear choices…cuz you can always tell what third world country a pussy is from by the arc of her thong.

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Panties|See Thru|Sofia Vergara

2010

15

Feb

Katy Perry’s White Panties Upskirt Getting Out of a Car of the Day

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I have an issue with white underwear because wearing them is risky fucking business. They always end up looking like used toilet paper, in a blood and shit smeared mess when you’re done with them 3 to 5 days later. It’s like they are really only white for a few hours, before turning to a light beige color….and that makes them a lot of pressure to wear if you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t want the hookers you fuck judging you and thinking you’ve got no hygiene, which luckily I am not….

So whenever I see a bitch in white panties, especially a pig like Katy Perry, especially when that pig is pregnant, I think whenever those come off and end up in a ball on the floor, the dude whos steals them to use for masturbation, is gonna be in for a serious surprise, and if he’s lucky, he may even get to taste the remnants of her abortion or miscarriage or whever else drips out of her….and all we get to see is a little peak at the magic test tube that is her genital area…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Getting Out of Cars|Katy Perry|Panties|Upskirt|White Panties

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