2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Kate Moss is a fucking mess, because in being a mess, we get to see her topless or flashing panties or pussy. She’s a drunk or an addict and she doesn’t shower. She fucks disgusting rockstars and there is no possible way she doesn’t have herpes or other serious STDs and I am thankful that I am not sitting next to her because I’m sure she smells like piss and stale cum.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
2009
25
Nov
I never quite understood why tranny porn was as popular amongst straight people as it is. Is the shit like the unknown to them, making it like some kind of fantasy that could never happen like the shit they read about in comic books or maybe it the double set of tits fucking.
I just know that I’ve met many dudes who have openly admitted to being intrigued if not turned on by this shit. I have even met people who get sucked off by tranny’s and claim they do it cuz they are cheaper and sleazier than normal whores. They say they know what guys want since they are guys, and they have sex drives like guys and act slutty like guys want their women to act….but I think what it really comes down to is that people into trannies are just fags afraid to take the plunge into gayness and trannies make for a good buffer zone…..
I think the shit is just disgusting, unnatural, weird and uncomfortable but funny as fuck and since I like to offer something for everyone here, here’s some pics of Alexis Arquette showing off her tranny panty…..Good times…
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Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panties|Tranny
2009
25
Nov
She’s a British R&B singer you’ve probably never heard of, but you know one thing about her and that is that she wears panties and shows off them panties for attention to get noticed….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Alesha Dixon|Panties|Upskirt
2009
19
Nov
Megan Fox did some photoshoot for the NY Times. Since I don’t read the newspaper, as I like to stay as ignorant as possible in politics and curret affairs, partially because I don’t give a fuck and also because shit is boring, but most importantly it is really just depressing and we can’t do anything about it, so we might as well just ignore it and live in our bubble until we all die of brain cancer from our cell phones, or get blown the fuck up by nuclear attacks, or maybe from biological warfare like H1N1, or even when the sun burns the fuck out in 2012…..
So I had no idea they were turning their newspapers into “Lad rags” or whatever they call those UK magazines where bitches get naked and that made people like Katie Price famous.
I know the closest thing I ever got to this in my weekly newspaper back when I pretended to be a normal member of society in ’89 was the Sears leaflet lingerie section, and by the looks of these Megan Fox pics, it looks like that’s where she pulled these ill-fitting panties from, or maybe they are from her dead grandmother’s closet, which is equally unattractive.
But you love her and I’m posting it cuz Megan Fox in panties, even ill-fitting vintage panties, it’s better than my wife at her best, which isn’t saying much but is saying something….
2009
16
Nov
I still haven’t figured out how Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox fuck. It’s not like she’s a typical woman black dudes go after, you know who are fat or built strong enough to take their big dicks, but can only assume Rick Fox has a small penis, otherwise Dushku would be getting pushed in a wheelchair in these pictures after he ripped her the fuck apart. I mean I guess she could have a huge cock fetish because she’s got a vagina built to handle the shit, I mean she did get famous somehow and I don’t think sitting on a producers desk fucking champagne bottles bottoms first is that unrealistic of one of her stunts, but it doesn’t matter because I don’t find her hot anymore, not because she’s gone black, since that shit never fucked with my ego like it does for white people, but because she’s wearing nude colored panties. I’m sure there’s nothing specifically wrong with nude colored panties, but I’m guessing someone like my grandmother or teacher who molested me or someone in my past used to wear, cuz whenever I see a bitch in them, or flashing their whale tail while bending over in them, I get sick to my stomach a lot like how you feel when dealing with the fact that your celebrity crush from the late 90s, the one who’s face is silkscreened to your pillow case is getting railed by a brother when you’re sitting at home reading this bullshit. Loser.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Eliza Dushku|Panties
2009
27
Oct
I posted the pictures of Pam Anderson snowboarding in Southern California yesterday because in California rich people get bored and can even defy nature and God’s way, and put snow where their is meant to be beach and beach where there is meant to be snow and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, I didn’t understand why there were no solid pictures of pussy, or panty or whatever the fuck diseased mess this bitch hides in her pants that I think may be medicinal and used to keep her uterus from falling out because she’s such a fucking whore, but these came out today, so now I know she hasn’t lost her touch and is still letting her shit out in public….
Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson in Elle Magazine dressed classy but still poppin her ass out because no matter where this STD ridden whore goes, she needs guys to want to shove their dicks in her, seriosuly whether at Church or meeting the president, the slut in her is so deeply rooted, she can’t help but smear her pussy juice on whatever the fuck she can….
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Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panties|Snowboarding
2009
20
Oct
It turns out that Olivia Munn isn’t just an annoying host of some shitty TV show designed for virgin losers who feel they can relate to her and that she understands their inner workings and their interests, when in reality she’s like every other cunt, who only pretends to care because she gets paid, and because she knows who her audience is, but I guess she’s also an aspiring actress, and here she is on some show called Greek where she had the challenging task of standing around in her underwear, showin’ off her decent-at-best ass, someone get this whore an Emmy.
And here’s the clip of her small tits in a bra from showcasing her depth as an actress….again…get this whore an Emmy….
Posted in:Greek|Olivia Munn|Panties|Underwear
2009
12
Oct
Maybe I am being a little too traditional in saying that Pam Anderson is a piece of trash for showing up to an event in a panty exposing dress. It’s not like I’m Emily Fucking Post and an expert on etiquette or class. It’s not like I don’t wish every bitch left the house with her vagina lips sticking out of various clothing items, it’s not like I wouldn’t try to suck this bitch’s Hep-C liver out of her fucking pussy.
This isn’t trash, this is a fucking icon, a glamorous leader and inspiration to girls everywhere to bleach their hair and dress cheap while showing off tit and filming videos of themselves fucking, so instead of being mean to this expired woman, I should be celebrating her life, her accomplishment and her free-spirit and only complain that showing panties is a sign of her getting soft, she’s the type of aging pussy you’d expect to see fisting herself on the red carpet like she fucking should be, because it is a skill that may seem easy but didn’t comes easy as it took years of training and aging and beating that fucking thing up to lose the right amount of elasticity to make it so seamless….
Here she is not nearly naked enough as she should be, but maybe she’s waiting until halloween to scare the kids proper with that shit.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panties|Trash
2009
16
Sep
Megan Fox is in Rolling Stone and they got her doing some kind of borderline hot photoshoot because she’s America’s most overrated sex icon thanks to the media shoving her down our impressionable minds, at least according to me but I guess she fits all the criteria on my list of being a girl I want to fuck even though the only thing on that list is that she has a pussy….and I am not talking about David from 90210 despite the fact that he’s clearly a pussy, I’m talking about the pussy in her short jean shorts….
Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn. Just doin’ my part…
Posted in:Megan Fox|Panties|Rolling Stone
2009
02
Sep
Shauna Sand is pretty much the closest thing in Hollywood to a washed up prostitute. She’s got the scars and the plastic surgery battle wounds that make her look like she’s fuckin’ melting, which is kinda funny if you think about it, considering the whole reason she got plastic surgery in the first place was to advance her career and to really embrace her sex appeal. Now there isn’t enough plastic surgery technology in the fucking world to save her, but the good news is there will always be homosexual Euro lookin’ boys to take the free ride and pretend to have sex with her, as long as it gives them some visibility in the industry, as workin’ a waiter or bar tending job, just isn’t as effective as it once was…
That said, I’m surprised she’s even wearing underwear, because that’s not the kind of girl I’d expect her to be, but I guess it’s the only tool she can use to keep her pussy and lady parts from falling out of her and dragging behind her on the ground like some kind of disgusting tail.
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Posted in:Boy Toy|Panties|Shauna Sand