Maybe I am being a little too traditional in saying that Pam Anderson is a piece of trash for showing up to an event in a panty exposing dress. It’s not like I’m Emily Fucking Post and an expert on etiquette or class. It’s not like I don’t wish every bitch left the house with her vagina lips sticking out of various clothing items, it’s not like I wouldn’t try to suck this bitch’s Hep-C liver out of her fucking pussy.

This isn’t trash, this is a fucking icon, a glamorous leader and inspiration to girls everywhere to bleach their hair and dress cheap while showing off tit and filming videos of themselves fucking, so instead of being mean to this expired woman, I should be celebrating her life, her accomplishment and her free-spirit and only complain that showing panties is a sign of her getting soft, she’s the type of aging pussy you’d expect to see fisting herself on the red carpet like she fucking should be, because it is a skill that may seem easy but didn’t comes easy as it took years of training and aging and beating that fucking thing up to lose the right amount of elasticity to make it so seamless….

Here she is not nearly naked enough as she should be, but maybe she’s waiting until halloween to scare the kids proper with that shit.

Pics via Bauer

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