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2018

05

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Old Slutty Nike Support and Other Nike Burner Memes of the Day

Pam Anderson, a weathered old hag who no longer has hepatitis, so that we can’t point and laugh at her for being a whore so whorish she gets liver disease….but that we can remember as the icon of the 90s, on some Kim Kardashian of today shit, that inspired a nation of women to dye their hair and get fake tits, giving an entire look to a era of sluts, which unfortunately the Kardashians are doing now.

She was also the sex tape star, and I remember that sex tape when it came out, seeing her playboy pussy filled an sucking dick, brilliant work, almost as good as her acting in some of the worst movies and shows ever.

She’s still and Icon, and she likes her opinion to be heard, which I appreciate even if I hate opinions and prefer apathy…in what I guess is her way of supporting Nike for free, not as an ad, cuz people get caught up in this nonsense marketing shit and go nuts over it….

Pretty entitled, social media garbage, to burn shoes is to prove you have not much better to do…..but like Pam Anderson you all gotta make your opinion heard…she just does it with her multi-operated on tits….and old grandma aged midsection like Hef wasn’t dead.

Here are a bunch of the Nike Burner Memes…because all people care about are MEMES.

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2018

31

Jan

Pam and Tommy 20 Year Sex Tape Anniversary of the Day

The Pammy and Tommy sex tape from 1998 was a huge fucking deal, in an early internet era, when celebrities, even Playboy models turned huge titty stars, were not putting out homemade porno…it was cutting edge, it paged the way for all things good in the world like PARIS HILTON and KIM KARDASHIAN…but more importantly, it brings back memories of a simpler time, when you genuinely believed that the porno tape leaked was stolen from them and that they had nothing to do with its release…and didn’t make any of the money off the release, even though legally they would have had to sign the rights of the video over to whoever mass produced it.

We were dumber then, less jaded, and most importantly, this porno tape was coveted, hard to access, you had to go to the sex shop and buy it for 40 bucks or something crazy, or find a bootleg VHS version of it from a friend who had two VCRs…

I remember the first time I saw it, it was given to me by a neighbor, who was this weird punk rock dude who also introduced me to Ali G and Tom Green when he was funny, he would just collect all this random shit I didn’t actually care about, until I got to experiece PAM sucking dick and getting penetrated.

It’s hard to believe that I am 20 years older, that this happened 20 years ago…and I think we should all give props, a tribute, a nod…a moment of silence…even a themed viewing party with your friends….because it is the single most important thing to happen in pop culture.


DO YOU REMEMBER when you first saw the sex tape?…..

Well watch it again. VISIT VIVID

They’re running a deal on it…you can watch if to a dollar….a DOLLAR well spent.

SO watch it again. VISIT VIVID

If you want to see the more “hardcore” trailer for old times STEPSMUT

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2018

18

Jan

Pamela Anderson’s Tits of the Day

When looking at Pamela Anderson’s face you know that she’s a beat up old tire of a woman that has seen everything from hepatitis, to a porn career, to who the fuck cares….

But remember one very important thing…and that is that her most recent set of tits are like jailbait…probably under 16 years old…

And sure the vessel that they are delivered on, and the nipples attached to them…are terrifying in and of themselves…

The plastic jacked up inside her, that shit’s still got that new car smell.

I guess what it comes down to is that I don’t know what to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s beat Hepatitis…it’s like there’s no point to try to make fun of this legend still showing off cleavage.

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2018

11

Jan

Pam Anderson Posts Lingerie Pics of the Day

Pam Anderson in a Black Bra and Black Panties

I have very little to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s been cured of the HEP…

I used to really appreciate making the HEP jokes…you know like it was a neon sign over her 5th generation breast implants….clown tits..that revolutionized a trend with trashy women in the 90s who felt she was the beacon of hot, despite being a hot chick, she destroyed herself with the surgeries, yet still exists…

But even with her “big animal friendly heart”….The only funny Pam Anderson scoop I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

Pamela Anderson Throwback Pamela Anderson Titties

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2017

08

Dec

Pam Anderson Hep C Free of the Day

Pam Anderson Behind the Camera in White Bra and PAnties

Pam Anderson being Hep Free makes her hard to make fun of, even when she’s posing in a slutty photoshoot, featuring her as if she was 30 years younger, while she’s pushing 60 years old, but she’s still looking alright, and I guess her internal organs feels younger than they have in years, which has finally allowed her titties, that are probably only a few years old, and her jacked up injected face to synch up…

I don’t know what this is about, but as someone who liked Pam Anderson’s nipples in Baywatch, and Pam Anderson in Playboy as much as you’d like any sex doll, this is a reminder that it’s ok to hang up the titties, you don’t need to keep posing in front of the camera, no matter how trash you are, you eventually become that old stripper stripping for fun, not necessity and that takes all the fun out of it.

I guess what it comes down to is that those tits have been to battle..and so has the rest of her…yet here she is…disease free. Fascinating.

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2017

06

Dec

Pam Anderson in Mask and Costume of the Day

Pam Anderson

I have very little to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s been cured of the HEP…

I used to really appreciate making the HEP jokes…you know like it was a neon sign over her 5th generation breast implants….clown tits..that revolutionized a trend with trashy women in the 90s who felt she was the beacon of hot, despite being a hot chick, she destroyed herself with the surgeries, yet still exists…

She’s in a costume, wearing some latex fetish gear, I guess it’s date night with Julien Assange…

And as a fellow Canadian, she is our queen and I must worship her, whatever it is that she is….the fighter for animal rights…

But even with her “big animal friendly heart”….The only funny Pam Anderson scoop I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

That’s how vapid cunts work….weird…

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2017

28

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Erotic Tribute to Hef of the Day

Pam Anderson, one of the Playmates who might as well be dead, but is not dead because she’s not Anna Nicole Smith, ultimately owes her life to Hef, because he pulled her out of Canada, got her naked, and gave her a career, allowing her to get very rich and live the fucking dream, because I guess he knows how to spot them girls willing to get 47 breast implants to find the perfect breast to promote her cause of not wearing FUR….

I am not a Pam Anderson hater, it’s nice that she found new life now that her liver isn’t dying like it was HEF, thanks to the cure for Hep that didn’t do much for HEF….

I understand why she would be sad about this, he’s like a dad to her, who likely fucked her while she was coming up….

I also understand that she’s the most iconic or successful playmate from the 90s, when this kind of thing happened, and made her influential and hirable, I can’t think of any others, and assume that she knows everyone will be turning to her social media to check in – so play it up, be hot and in lingerie, you’re Pam Anderson today is your day…

It’s nice a whore gives credit to her pimp, most girls take all the credit for their success so good to see a nice Canadian girl who knows respect..

I wonder how much Hef made off of her?

Her caption:

Mr Hefner
I have so many thoughts, I have no brain n right now to edit
I am me because of you
You taught me everything important about freedom and respect.
Outside of my family
You were the most important person in my life.
You gave me my life… People tell me all the time
That I was your favorite…
I’m in such deep shock.
But you were old,
your back hurt you so much.
Last time I saw you
You were using a walker.
You didn’t want me to see.
You couldn’t hear.
You had a piece of paper in your pocket you showed me –
with my name Pamela with a heart
around it.

Now,
I’m falling apart.
This feeling is so crazy.
It’s raining in Paris now.
I’m by the window.
Everything anyone loves about me is because you understood me.
Accepted me
and encouraged me to be myself.
Love like no one else.
Live recklessly
With unfiltered abandon.
You said the magazine was about a girl like me. That I embody the spirit you fantasized about.
I was the one.
You said.

I can hear you say –

Be brave.
There are no rules.
Live your life
I’m proud of you.
There are no mistakes.
And with men –
Enjoy … (Your wonderful laugh)
You have the world by the tail
You are a good girl
And
you are so loved –
You are not crazy.
You are wild and free
Stay strong,
Stay vulnerable. … “It’s movie time”

You loved my boys … You were always, always there for us.
With your love
Your crazy wisdom.
I will miss your everything.
Thank you for making the world a better place.
A freeer and sexier place.
You were a gentleman
charming, elegant, chivalrous
And so much fun.
Goodbye Hef … Your Pamela ????

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