I don’t do gossip because I don’t care about celebrities. I just post celebrity sleaze because I hate celebrities and used to like trolling celebrities before social media existed. Now, you can just do it yourself in the comments on their posts, at least some of you can, I can’t end do that because they just delete my accounts so I don’t even bother with that….

But there was a time before social media where you had to troll people the old fashioned way, by starting a blog to slander them. Which I did and since I have nothing else to do, I keep it going, even though no one cares, because I don’t care…

As it turns out, despite not doing gossip, Pam Anderson got married to some dude she fucked 30 years ago, who was some Barbara Streisand hairdresser who fucked Barbara Streisand well enough for her to give him a producer credit on one of her movies, allowing him to exist as a film producer…so that 45 years later he could marry Pam Anderson now that her HEP is cleared up.

It’s her 5th marriage and 4th husband cuz she married Paris Hilton’s sex tape partner Rick Solomon twice…..

She’s also don’t two shoots for two different magazines with her ass out like it’s was the 90s and you were jerking off with your friends in your treehouse like the faggot you are.

And these are those pics….Pam Anderson Hep-Free and Half Naked while Old despite being a “new bride”. Weird.

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Unlike Pam Anderson‘s hepatitis, Pam Anderson is forever.

Big fan, glad to see her out here on the beach in her 50s, rocking her bolt on tits, that I assume have her original nipples after all the iterations of her tits, looking pretty fucking wonderful…like the first time you jacked off to her Playboy in your friend’s treehouse, with your friend, not realizing what you were doing was in fact really fucking queer….

Pam Anderson so unscathed despite being totally scathed…at least medically speaking…that liver went through shit, because the dicks she put up in her went through shit…and piss…and Hepatitis….it’s just nice to see her not dead and still delivering….

It may be American Thanksgiving tomorrow, not Canadian Thanksgiving, and Pam may be a Canadian icon, who made it in America, much like the Americans made it in America despite it belonging to the natives, making her a THANKSGIVING MIRACLE to me…some PILGRIM shit who paved the way for so many sluts…a hero….who does more than save the Seals or whatever else her foundation is up to…but who brings celebrity to tits and reminds girls with tits that their tits can give them their dream life and I think that’s the most valuable thing a woman could ever know….

Here are those pics.

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Pam Anderson – saving the world with one breast implant at the time.

Her tits, that are likely younger than the legal drinking age, cuz girls need to get their implants rebuilt on the regular are still a nice memory of what was.

I am not a fan of the 50 plus women trying to play 18 year olds with their nudes and slutty selfies…living that influencer life cuz it’s easy clickbait to produce. I guess it is because I have a grandma fetish and 55 year olds should be in knitted sweaters, with glasses, walking with a hunch, retired, and making cookies for the family at Christmas..it’s just my Norman Rockwell image of the American dream…the American family…and this old slut thing throws all that off..

But there’s a level of Nostalgia looking at these tits, despite not being the same tits we looked at in the 90s…on Baywatch and in the first real celebrity sex tape….the blonde slut with the barbed wire tattoo and rocker husband that influenced a certain type of woman of the era…where any restaurant, stripclub or bar, or pool would have a bootleg version of her…making her not just a familiar face and body…but an icon that shaped the breast implant industry…one girl trying to make it at a time and for that..we celebrate her….and the importance society and herself have up on her titties…

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Pam Anderson, a weathered old hag who no longer has hepatitis, so that we can’t point and laugh at her for being a whore so whorish she gets liver disease….but that we can remember as the icon of the 90s, on some Kim Kardashian of today shit, that inspired a nation of women to dye their hair and get fake tits, giving an entire look to a era of sluts, which unfortunately the Kardashians are doing now.

She was also the sex tape star, and I remember that sex tape when it came out, seeing her playboy pussy filled an sucking dick, brilliant work, almost as good as her acting in some of the worst movies and shows ever.

She’s still and Icon, and she likes her opinion to be heard, which I appreciate even if I hate opinions and prefer apathy…in what I guess is her way of supporting Nike for free, not as an ad, cuz people get caught up in this nonsense marketing shit and go nuts over it….

Pretty entitled, social media garbage, to burn shoes is to prove you have not much better to do…..but like Pam Anderson you all gotta make your opinion heard…she just does it with her multi-operated on tits….and old grandma aged midsection like Hef wasn’t dead.

Here are a bunch of the Nike Burner Memes…because all people care about are MEMES.

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