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2009

02

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Getting Fat and Ugly of the Day

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People are reporting that Pam Anderson is pregnant again because she’s got a belly and is getting fat. They say that she’s moved into some surfer boyfriend’s mobile home, in efforts to bring things back to her roots or some shit, because there is no way she isn’t a fuckin’ trailer piece of trash, or at least an aspiring one, she just got sidetracked over the years when making money and being a sex symbol to the world. Like Lady Gaga is a faggot, Pam Anderson is a piece of trash and I’d do the trash checklist, but really have no reason to, since you all know what trashy girls consist of, from the fake tan, fake lips, fake tits, cheesy tattoos, tacky clothes, rocker boyfriends, etc.

Now I just think she’s just letting nature take its natural course. For once, she hasn’t tried to intervene with surgery or the gym, because she’s tired, or at least looks tired so based on my medical experience, Pam Anderson’s not pregnant, she’s either menopausal or her pussy’s just clogged up with decades of sperm retention, stds and Tommy Lee’s cock ring / drum stick.

Posted in:Fat|Pam Anderson|See Through|Ugly

2009

26

Feb

Pam Anderson Was Out With Some German Man Because She’s a Nazi of the Day

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Pam Anderson was out yesterday doing her thing, shaking hands with people, shopping, all with some German reporter, who I guess is some kind of Nazi trying to recruit her into hate crimes, or maybe he’s a smut peddler trying to convince her to let men shit on her while being choked out, you know…German’s and their scat…

Either way, she looks more like a menopausal mom, more bloated and barren than ever, but I figure when it comes to Aryan German Scat Bondage porn, attaching a name like Pam Anderson to it, would really legitimize what they do, making her lack of sex appeal really irrelevant, pretty much like her life work in film and television.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:German|Pam Anderson

2009

19

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Old Ass for Some Gay Club Kids of the Day

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I don’t know what it is with Pam Anderson, but she’s one of those girls that gay dudes seriously relate to. Maybe she’s a dirty fag hag, but I think it’s most likely got to do with the hope she brings them by being living proof that all you need is a lot of money for surgery to be an accepted sex symbol to straight men everywhere, that or because she brings all the coke to the party and free coke is the best kind of coke.

So when clubkid Richie Rich and his clothing line had their fashion show, I wasn’t surprised to see Pamela Anderson there, especially now that her ass hit menopause and is jacked with testosterone and slowly lookin like one you’d find on a tranny on estrogen therapy, seeing this bitch is like taking a human biology class and like I am just as confused as I was when I took it in the ninth grade because I don’t know if getting off to this makes me a faggot. Enjoy.

Tranny Amanda Lepore Showed Off Her Finally Better than Pam Anderson Body

Slut Aubrey O’Day Was There With No Pants On and Brought Her Playboy Cover So People Won’t Forget Her High Point….

Coco Kept the Whole Event Classy

Posted in:Ass|old|One Piece|Pam Anderson|Saggy

2009

19

Jan

Pam Anderson is Out in a Bikini With Her Kids of the Day

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The coolest thing about being Pam Anderson’s kid is that you can put the sex tape video in and see how she sucks dick. A lot of kids don’t get the pleasure of seeing just how their mom handles a dick in her mouth. I figure if mom’s taught their daughters just the right moves, we’d all be in a better place, you know like passing down a recipe from one generation to another, and each family having their own specific trademark moves, perfecting it over the years, instead they just lock that shit in the vault and never let their girls know shit about shit and if they do they end up on Dr Phil being judged by the fucking world.

Sure, Pam Anderson’s son’s can really only use her that video as a life lesson from mother to child if they end up being poofters, which is probably the case, because that’s just the kind of impact watching a close up of your dad’s drummin’ dick slamming your mom’s bald pussy has on you….

Fortunately, despite how much she’s aged, or how haggard she is, her shit doesn’t have that affect on me. I can still tap into the past and remember the sex object she was. Not to mention, I’d fuck any pussy. True story.

Posted in:Bikini|kids|Pam Anderson

2008

22

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Short Shorts at the Airport of the Day

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So Pam Anderson was at the airport this weekend, but I don’t really know whether these pics are actually recent or not, as I gave up on tracking Pamela Anderson’s activity a solid 10 years ago, when she was still solid, and not slowly melting away, like she is in these pictures. I do know that her shorts are pretty fucking short, like she’s trying to squeeze into her favorite pair of white pants from 6th grade, but I haven’t really got any problem with it, because unlike the 6th grade, I know she doesn’t have to worry about getting her period in front of everyone in a pair of white pants, scarring her, because her menopausal vagina doesn’t it’s period any more….

Not that it matters, what does matter is that Pam Anderson isn’t the only one going on vacation for the Holidays, because these shorts seem to be doing a little traveling of their own, only instead of visiting family or a tropical beautiful place, they are visiting a third worlds, diseased, polluted hell…one I wouldn’t mind getting knee deep into because when push comes to shove, I don’t really mind aging cunt as much as I pretend I do.

Posted in:Ass|Pam Anderson|Shorts

2008

12

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Thong One-Piece of the Day

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I thought today was Saturday and I didn’t realize that it was Friday, just like Pamela Anderson didn’t realize she’s in her fucking 40s before putting this one piece thong shit on for her creepy Magician friend, and look how that turned out for her…pretty fucking sloppy and since sloppy is what I do…and the real magic trick in all this is slowly watching the Pamela Anderson you all grew up making love to in your mind disappear….

Posted in:One Piece|Pam Anderson|Thong

2008

01

Oct

Pam Anderson Squatting of the Day

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Pam Anderson is squatting like this is because she is fighting with her vagina. The fucking thing is trying to get closer to the dirt where it belongs, trying to bury itself, because it’s done. It’s lived a long and full life that has seen many interesting things and wants to make room for new vagina, and Pam Anderson just isn’t ready to see it go.

Or maybe she’s just squatting like a China Man on a hot China day because she doesn’t have a chair. Maybe
the hepatitis really wears you down, so bad that you can’t stand for more than a couple of minutes without feeling faint, but I like to think it’s vagina suicide. It makes my boring life more interesting.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Squatting

2008

29

Aug

Pam Anderson is Dressed In Tight White Pants of the Day

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Pam Anderson is wearing all white like the virgin she wishes she was, because if she was a virgin she wouldn’t be dying of hepatitis. Despite lookin like a ravaged ex porn star with a major drug addiction, no money and skin that has enough cum embedded in the hard to reach ance scars and wrinkles that sneezing on a chick can get her pregnant, she still has a pretty hot body, if you’re into skinny girls with big fat tits, which pretty much everyone is, even if shit is on someone who looks old enough to be your grandmother, which is all part of the reason I liked working my orderly job at the old folks home, those bitches were so frail and horny that if you put the catheter in proper they’d gasp in pleasure, something that gave me lots of masturbation content, kinda like Pam Anderson has done for you, pretty much making her a modern day hero in your life, so enjoy.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Tight Jeans|Virgin

2008

26

Aug

Pam Anderson and her Old Lady Fake Tits of the Day

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So Pam Anderson is a aging inspiration to sluts rockin’ the pole everywhere. It is hope that their Playboy tattoos will end up paying themselves off many times over by leading to a centerfold that leads to a shitty acting career that makes them enough money to be luxurious sluts on an international level instead of their local town and trailer park they are from. She is also an inspiration as a pioneer to people like Paris Hilton and every girl with a digital camera that they too can find success with homemade porn.

I was sitting at an intersection today, not in the intersection the way you’d want me to be sitting in hopes that the pain from this site ends, and this car pulls up with a decal that read “Life Coaching” next to a scenic mountainscape or someshit. I looked the car over and shit was a beat up Hyundai from the early 90s, the dude driving the car was bald, in glasses, about 60 years old, in a cheap fucking suit and about 250 pounds and I thought that that’s the kind of guy that could really help me achieve the life I want because he’s fuckin’ livin’ it.

I guess in a lot of ways, I’m just a bleached blonde, fake tittied slut, and he is my Pamela Anderson but I forgot to write down the number so I guess I’ll just have to coach myself through this life. Oh well.

Posted in:Fake Tits|old|Pam Anderson

2008

25

Jun

Pam Anderson does Rardar Magazine of the Day

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Here is some shoot of Pam Anderson for Radar Magazine because Radar clearly has a limited budget and she’s the only bitch willing to do things for free because she wants people to keep caring about her.

Now that she’s menopausal, I don’t really get why people still find her relevant, maybe they are just nostalgic masturbaters and remember the night they spent with Pam Anderson’s Playboy in their treehouse 15 years ago or lying in bed with a teenage erection on a Saturday night only to find a new episode of Baywatch on to help make them feel guilt and shame all over their bellies or maybe people are just amazed at how she’s climbed her way out of being a trashy poor Canadian to become a trashy and rich Hollywood slut with retarded fake tits that are also pretty amazing because they haven’t exploded.

But I am just amazied by how she’s had so much sperm shot up in her that she’s an honorary dude. It’s like she’s got a fat set of balls producing the shit of her own, only instead it’s all donations that dry up on the lining of her uterine wall. Good thing she’s barren from the abortions, std’s and age, because she’ll know in advance that her next pregnancy scare will just be a big 8 pound ball of cum that her body is spitting up like a cat spits up a hairball.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Radar