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2009

28

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Got Some Fucked Up Tits of the Day

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Pam Anderson’s got some pretty stupid implants that she likes to show off to distract the world from her face, since they are still in their 20s and perky as shit, but by the looks of these pictures, even they find Pam Anderson disgusting as they try to make their escape in some kind of mass suicide in efforts to end the pain of being attachted to her, or maybe she’s just wearing too small of a bra…what the fuck do I know…I just know I felt these were worth posting for some stupid reason…

Pics via INF

Posted in:cleavage|Pam Anderson|Tits

2009

23

Dec

Pam Anderson and Her Weathered Face Exclusive of the Day

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I talk to a 16 year old girl from the UK because I generally like 16 year old girls to “talk” to, but normally they don’t have Internet connections and don’t live across the ocean from me, because they don’t live anywhere and are teenage runaways lookin to make 30 dollars to pay for their motel room for the night and like the good samaritan, some may even call me a philanthropist, that I am try to help them reach that goal anyway I can….if you know what I mean…

I asked her to be my UK corespondant because I figure I need one and she went out to work the UK scene and since she dropped out of school to live in this shit, she agreed to participate.

Her name is DJ Billie Porter and this is what she had to say…

Pamela Anderson is playing the genie in a Pantomime adaptation of Aladin in London. 

She looks pretty great despite the fact her star is fading; she’s being replaced by a gay stand-up ex-cross-dresser comedian called Paul O’Grady at the end of the week and there were no paparrazos when she left the stage door last night with designer Vivienne Westwood, who was famous for dressing the Sex Piston and who is now famous for looking scary as fucking hell, who is clearly her new BFF – they both went for a bite at Wetherspoons, the UK equivalent to any chain pub in the USA like Hooters or Hard Rock, clearly as a desperate cry for attention, hoping that maybe the cameras would follow if they put themselves out in the open pretending that they are just like us, y’know? 

The thing I love about these pictures of Pam Anderson sticking out her tongue is that she brings back great memories for me. No, not the whole Baywatch/Barbed Wire/Playboy fake tit/Fake Hair (I’m using a long of slashes)/ Sex tape thing, I never got too into that, but it does remind me of the time of one night I hold dear to my heart when I looked over at my mother in our one bedroom house back in Mexico, where she was servicing a man with her mouth and I looked over and saw her teeth on the night stand and watched her in action, she looked up at me, smiled at what she was doing, licked her licks, gave me a wink and went back to makin money to buy us meat, because her tougue wsa all stickin’ out with no teeth to hold it back and the years of struggle wrinkled into her whore face….a work ethic that I truly appreciated…..

Pics via Billie JD

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Weathered

2009

22

Dec

Pam Anderson Lookin’ Rough of the Day

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This is the face of a fresh faced “Spring Chicken” excited to take on the world after being given the opportunity of a lifetime to move to LA and star on her very own TV show after about 20 years of kilos and kilos of cocaine, bottles upon bottles of booze, a couple of babies, a whole lot of cock, and hepatitis. I wish they sold that in bottle, cuz it sounds a lot more fun than it looks….

Haggard, weathered and old and still holding on….too scared to hang up her implants and fake hair….and I guess I’m not complaining, cuz I’ve fucked a hell of a lot worse….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Haggard|old|Pam Anderson

2009

21

Dec

Pam Anderson is a One-Trick Pony of the Day

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I don’t hate Pam Anderson. I write mean spirited shit about her because I think it’s time to hang up her silicone tits and age gracefully. I find her holding onto her sex appeal and career based on her tits depressing at best…it’s actually pretty fucking pathetic….and the fact that people are asking her to sign her fucking Baywatch picture from 15 years ago just proves that it is time for her to move the fuck on. She’s a one-trick pony and will always and forever be the bitch from Baywatch and there’s really no fuckin’ point for her to even try, even though all she fuckin’ does is try, I mean when she’s not sucking and fucking dirty hep dick.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Baywatch|Pam Anderson

2009

16

Dec

Pam Anderson Rehearses for her Role of a Lifetime of the Day

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I made fun of this Pam Anderson gig yesterday. I thought it was funny that someone was giving her work because the milk in them titties is definitely expired. I just assumed she’d live off her sex tape residuals over the course of the restof her life as she slowly died of Hepatitis, but clearly I was wrong, she got this really important job wearing a red bathing suit like thing where she prances around the stage and for some reason, I find it really funny that they had to rehearse the shit, you’d think telling her to walk on stage, sit on some ring and hump the air would be enough for her, but I guess you can never be too professional, prepared, or ready especially when you’re a talentless idiot who scammed the world with fake tits, especially when this useless job could be the single most important role of her life because it is the second chance she dreamed about the last decade after falling asleep in random beds after sex with random men.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Rehearses

2009

15

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Stage Show of the Day

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Looks like someone gave Pam Anderson another chance to make a little bit of money off her shitty plastic surgery that got her famous in the first place. I found the whole thing lacked creativity considering they dressed her in a red one-piece bathing suit like she was still on Baywatch and not a 50 year old dying of hepatitis, but I guess we’ve all got a soft spot for her in our hearts because we all jerked off to her at least once, so if anything she’s a binding force in the male population of the fucking world. She is the one thing we all have in common, so maybe I shouldn’t be so easy to forget and move on from her, and like a World War II war veteran, maybe she needs some kind of Holiday to celebrate her tits….but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to stop trying so hard by pretending she’s still got it going on, when clearly, she doesn’t. I guess hanging up those implants with pride and retiring like an Athlete at the end of his game like a hero is not in her cards and she’s more into fighting for as long as she can before the staff at the old folks home have to sedate her for fingering her asshole at the cafeteria lunch table again….

Here are the pics of her holdin’ on harder than her implant is…..

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|Pantsless

2009

23

Nov

Pam Anderson and Her Hep Legs Travel of the Day

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It’s nice seeing Pam Anderson really grab life by the balls and take the time to travel and see the globe beyond what she’s already seen because thanks to dirty sex, her liver’s not going to last forever cuz Hepatitis kills, and she might as well do it all while she’s got the energy, before she’s laying in a hospital bed waiting for a donor to give her another run at hard drinking, hard fucking and hard cocaine usin’ excessive life, an ideal time to be an orderly or nurse, because fuckin’ with a medicated, debilitated Pam Anderson offers a whole lot of opportunity to both make money and get off no matter how old she is when shit comes crashing down…and here some pics of her lookin’ classy as usual…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Pam Anderson|Travel

2009

27

Oct

Pam Anderson Snowboarding in California Panty Pics of the Day

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I posted the pictures of Pam Anderson snowboarding in Southern California yesterday because in California rich people get bored and can even defy nature and God’s way, and put snow where their is meant to be beach and beach where there is meant to be snow and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, I didn’t understand why there were no solid pictures of pussy, or panty or whatever the fuck diseased mess this bitch hides in her pants that I think may be medicinal and used to keep her uterus from falling out because she’s such a fucking whore, but these came out today, so now I know she hasn’t lost her touch and is still letting her shit out in public….

Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson in Elle Magazine dressed classy but still poppin her ass out because no matter where this STD ridden whore goes, she needs guys to want to shove their dicks in her, seriosuly whether at Church or meeting the president, the slut in her is so deeply rooted, she can’t help but smear her pussy juice on whatever the fuck she can….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panties|Snowboarding

2009

26

Oct

Pam Anderson Takes Her Hepatitis Snowboarding in Malibu of the Day

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Pam Anderson brought was seen snowboarding with her kid in Southern California, because I guess California is obnoxious like that, you know in a “sure we don’t have snow in Malibu, but we do have rich people who can make anything happen here” kind of way, and she did it in a short skirt, that a few unlucky motherfuckers got to experience a hepatitis pussy first fucking hand and as hot or sexy as she once was, and how decent her body may be now when you plug in all factors of her age and addictions, a pussy that even the most seasoned pervert with a sex addiction dying of AIDS, rockin’ advanced stages of Hepatitis, ravaged by herpes on 40% of his body and crazed by syphilis wouldn’t want to touch….but I would….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hepatitis|Legs|Pam Anderson|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Pam Anderson Pregnant on the Runway in her Baywatch Bathing Suit of the Day

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I know Pam Anderson is too old to be on the runway, but she’s doing it for her gay friends at Heatherette, She brought out her fake tits in red Baywatch bathing suit that you all jerked off to at least once and she strapped herself in caution tape because not only is her hep pussy a crime scene where part of many and I mean many men once died, but the rest of her looks like a crime scene. The only exciting thing is that she looks like she may be pregnant, or probably just middle-aged, and growing herself a GUNT, so I guess the good times have come and gone for her as the sun sets on her lifeguard hut, but at least she’s goin’ out laughin’ at herself as we all laugh at her, because if anything she is really never been anything more than a cartoon character of a person who made a lot of money off pretty much being a joke with tits…and I guess like the death of a fallen soldier, we should collectively shoot our loads to this picture as a final salute to a woman who has given us so much….so start now.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Pam Anderson