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Archive for the Pam Anderson Category

2010

17

Nov

Pam Anderson’s Stupid Fake Tits Do India of the Day

I figure India has enough problems without giving them hepatitis and by Hepatitis I mean Pamela Anderson….but I guess Pamela Anderson’s PR team is working hard to find markets that aren’t bored of her or disgusted by her disgustingness and India came into the mix….maybe it’s one of those “Russia Likes Levis” jeans back in the 80s situation, or David Hasselhoff is big in Germany as a musician kinda deals, where shit is behind the curve and doesn’t quite make sense why it would be happening now, unless of course it was a take what they can get on India’s side of things, but I think it comes down to the fact that I’ve been on the bus next to Indians (dots not feathers), on very hot days, and it’s safe to say Pam Anderson’s pussy scent will feel right at home…like it’s gone back to see it’s curry fish scented relatives and I guess it all is starting to make sense….

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2010

15

Jul

Pam Anderson’s Controversial New Ad of the Day

There is a lot of local buzz about this Pam Anderson Peta ad because the city I live in, Montreal, rejected her from getting a permit to launch the ad, they claim it is cuz it is sexist, but I think it has more to do with her not being worth the administrative resources now that she’s old, washed up, tired and irrelevant and it’s easier to just say no…

The concept of the Ad is that it looks like a butcher’s meat chart, basically saying cows are people too, but really just saying woman are cows and only worth their sum of their body parts depending on who you ask…

Their slogan “All Animals have the Same Parts” is a lie…at least I hope it is cuz now I am worried I have hepatitis now that I fucked the raccoon out back…it’s barbed wire tattoo just screamed “don’t use a condom”….

The real controversy in the whole thing is that if this is even Pamela Anderson in the picture, I mean when it comes to the point where there’s more photoshop than actual person when you can’t give them credit for being in the picture anymore….

Either way, here’s the pic…

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2010

03

May

Pam Anderson Frees the Birds in White Shorts of the Day

Pamela Anderson is brave. Not only does she still have the confidence to leave her house despite the world knowing she’s nothing but a dirty, diseased whore…Not only does she get herself on bottom feeding TV shows and goes to events and still lives in California trying to get work…..but she also still wears little white shorts like her cervix doesn’t dircharge horrible colored and smelling muscus that stains fucking white pants….like any girl who happened to get her period in a pair of white pants…it’s horrifying…and the only justification for this is that when she got her latest set of implants, she got her vagina sewed the fuck up or maybe she’s just got a few pairs of waterproof panties or that she’s shoved a role of gauze up there to prevent and Mexican Oil Spill caliber leaks….

Here she is doing some bullshit for PETA saving a bird cuz she’s vegan and needs something she thinks is important to associate herself with….cuz being a part of something make you feel less alone even if they are just using her for her celebrity….

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|Shorts

2010

13

Apr

Some Pam Anderson Hepatitis Back in a Sheer Dress of the Day

I am tired of Pamela Anderson, but probably not as tired as Pamela Anderson is of being Pamela Anderson. I don’t know if that makes sense, but it’s probably a lot of pressure trying to be sexy, when knowing you’re nothing but an old hag, but you do it because you think it’s expected out of you, cuz that’s the person you created. You know wearing sheer dresses as your plastic surgery you got when plastic surgery was in its infancy melts off your face, and your liver struggles to filter your blood because you let dirty rockstar dick inside you and now it’s gonna lead to your premature death, if your heart doesn’t give out from all cocaine you are on because it is the only thing that makes you feel good about yourself, cuz you know you’re done, and Dancing with the Stars is your last Waltz under the spotlight before you are forgotten, at least that’s what you look like….maybe it’s time for another sex tape…one we watch to laugh at instead of watch to jerk off to like we did back in the 90s….maybe that’ll only come when other shitty reality shows for failed stars reject her…Only time will tell…

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Posted in:Back|Pam Anderson|Sheer Dress

2010

12

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Hard Nipples in White for PETA of the Day

Pam Anderson is at some Vegan bullshit and I guess along with giving up with all animal products, she also gave up on wearing a bra, not that she needs to wear because she’s got tits so solid you could hang plants off of, but she should be wearing a bra cuz she’s old, disgusting, over and done, that dairy is expired, kinda thing, but I guess she’s just happy her nipples still work after all the operations and feels the need to show the shit off and really…who fucking cares….

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Posted in:Hard Nipples|Pam Anderson

2010

07

Apr

Pam Anderson is a Wasted Wreck of the Day

Pam Anderson is a mom and this is how she spends her Tuesday nights. Sure, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t spend any real time with her kids, but instead hires a staff that will allow her to keep her kids and not have them taken away by the state cuz their mom’s some drugged up drunk rockstar fucking groupie whore who managed to get work along the way, because celebrities are about the law.

I am not posting these because I find Pam Anderson hot, I am posting it cuz I like girls who are being carried out of bars in skimpy dresses covered in drinks they spilled on themselves cuz they are so fuckin’ high, especially if I am the one doing the carrying….right to the closest back alley.

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|Wasted

2010

08

Mar

Pam Anderson Does a Ghetto In-Store Event of the Day

I guess it’s a testament to where your career has gone or ended up when you are doing in-store appreances at the local Sears in Schaumberg, Illinois. Seriously, that’s where Pam Anderson is in these pictures and I think that booking translates into “time to give the fuck up”. Slip out of the tight dress, accept that just cuz your tits are 20 years old doesn’t mean you are and give the fuck up. Seriously, she needs to donate her tits to science to see how the implants age into their 30s and 40s while the rest of her slowly dies of Hep…or I guess she can keep on doing the Sears tour until she kills herself because after a few of these anyone in their right mind would kill themselves…

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Posted in:Ghetto|In-Store|Pam Anderson

2010

01

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Old Fake Tits Giving Envelopes Hep C of the Day


I thought people who protested Peta were supposed to “rather go nude than wear fur” or get body painted like animals and thrown into cages. The kind of thing where everyone who got the press release got all excited cuz it sounds hot in theory and makes it out to see the shit go down, only to realize the only people who get nude for fur, or who get body painted for the ethical treatment of animals are fucking bull dykes, with beer belly’s and shitty tits thanks to the hormones they’ve been taking to become a dude. You know the same bitches who spell “Women” with a “Y” so it reads “Womyn” and they can say shit like “Taking the men out of the womyn” cuz they are fucking dykes and that’s what dykes do….

Here is Pam Anderson supporting animal rights, even though her original fake tits were tested on animals before allowed in humans, and somewhere out there is a cat with DDs they don’t want you to know about, and she’s doing it by giving envelopes her hepatitis while fully clothed in some really horrible unsexy outfit, pretty much making this campaign obsolete. The whole idea of getting Pam Anderson on board is so she walks around in a one-piece, not so that she dresses like your grandmother going to bed, even though she’s almost old enough to be a grandmother….and the real question is who really fucking cares….I’m thinking no one….

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Posted in:Fake Tits|old|Pam Anderson

2010

18

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Nipples in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

I know. Seeing Pam Anderson modeling for her boring played out homo club kid friend after all these years never gets old, but she does. Seriously, her body, no matter how hard she tries to keep it up to date, it just keeps falling short, but I guess gay people are just drawn to how fun and famous she is and don’t care that she looks like a fuckin dude as her feminity slowly drips out of her in her final periods, if anything they celebrate that dry pussy shit….

The sad news is that I’d still suck the hepatitis out of her dirty used up pussy, but that’s not saying much for Pam Anderson, it’s just saying a whole lot about me.

Bonus – Some Amanda Lepore Nipple for the Weird Tranny Lovers….

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Posted in:Ass|Menopause|Model|old|Pam Anderson|Tit

2010

15

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Tits in a Tube Dress of the Day

There’s always something funny about seeing a 40 year old dressed like a teenage girl in an inappropriate outfit she bought at American Apparel to wear to her high school dance to show off her newly grown tits. It’s like part of me wants to scream at her to give it the fuck up already, like I’ve done many times when the vintage, antique, expired strippers try to get me to get a lap dance from them so many time at discount stripclubs I go to, not to use stripping as another reference point, but it is a big part of my life…I mean I guess I could compare her to the sluts in the rich part of town who spend their husband’s money getting Yoga pussy in tight pants and tank tops who you see on the street, but that’s not as much fun cuz those women don’t give me the time of day, they just scowl and clench their purses, whereas strippers let me pay them to feel it….either way, Pam Anderson’s gotta retire before her hepatitis makes it too late….

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|Tits