There’s always something funny about seeing a 40 year old dressed like a teenage girl in an inappropriate outfit she bought at American Apparel to wear to her high school dance to show off her newly grown tits. It’s like part of me wants to scream at her to give it the fuck up already, like I’ve done many times when the vintage, antique, expired strippers try to get me to get a lap dance from them so many time at discount stripclubs I go to, not to use stripping as another reference point, but it is a big part of my life…I mean I guess I could compare her to the sluts in the rich part of town who spend their husband’s money getting Yoga pussy in tight pants and tank tops who you see on the street, but that’s not as much fun cuz those women don’t give me the time of day, they just scowl and clench their purses, whereas strippers let me pay them to feel it….either way, Pam Anderson’s gotta retire before her hepatitis makes it too late….

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