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2009

12

Oct

Pam Anderson Panty Flash at an Event Cuz She’s Trash of the Day

Maybe I am being a little too traditional in saying that Pam Anderson is a piece of trash for showing up to an event in a panty exposing dress. It’s not like I’m Emily Fucking Post and an expert on etiquette or class. It’s not like I don’t wish every bitch left the house with her vagina lips sticking out of various clothing items, it’s not like I wouldn’t try to suck this bitch’s Hep-C liver out of her fucking pussy.

This isn’t trash, this is a fucking icon, a glamorous leader and inspiration to girls everywhere to bleach their hair and dress cheap while showing off tit and filming videos of themselves fucking, so instead of being mean to this expired woman, I should be celebrating her life, her accomplishment and her free-spirit and only complain that showing panties is a sign of her getting soft, she’s the type of aging pussy you’d expect to see fisting herself on the red carpet like she fucking should be, because it is a skill that may seem easy but didn’t comes easy as it took years of training and aging and beating that fucking thing up to lose the right amount of elasticity to make it so seamless….

Here she is not nearly naked enough as she should be, but maybe she’s waiting until halloween to scare the kids proper with that shit.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panties|Trash

2009

25

Sep

Pam Anderson’s G-String on the Runway of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures were taken, they were just emailed to me. So they could be old or they could be new, I just know that I don’t remember seeing them before and based on how her asshole seems to be sucking her ass cheeks in, making her booty look like some flat, indented, sagging sack of fuckin’ jello you’d expect to see when changing diapers at the old folks home, I’m gonna go with that they are recent enough. I gusess what I’m trying to figure out is what happened to her youth, sure she’s partied hard, fucked hard, had two kids hard, got plastic surgery hard, but is no longer getting me hard. Does that mean I’m getting old too? I guess these Pam pictures are meant to inspire us all to embrace what we have when we’ve got it, otherwise life will just run its course right past us. So here are those inpsiring pictures of an era coming to an end…….but on the positive side of things, her tits are only a few years old, so despite how disgusting the rest of her gets, she’ll at least have perky tits.

Posted in:G-String|Pam Anderson

2009

20

Jul

Pam Anderson’s Boyfriend is Ashamed of the Hepatitis of the Day

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Pamela Anderson’s boyfriend has a funny story. You know when you were sitting around with your friends back in college and you were drinking before you went out to get laid, but not actually ever closing the deal, and you used to play “Would you rather?”, and one of the questions was along the lines of “Would you eat Pamela Anderson out when she was on her Period?” or “Would you rather lick her ass right after she took a shit?”, or “Would you rather fuck Pamela Anderson up the ass without a condom even if she was HIV Positive?” because you know she was the fuckin’ hot shit of the decade, the go to celebrity pussy to jerk off to, because she was hard nippled in a bathing suit on all our TVs late Saturday nights and had a sex tape and Playboy career.

Well Pamela Anderson’s boyfriend is living the “Would you rather”, sure it’s a decade and a half too late, but I guess no matter how grey and dead her pussy gets, she’s still Pam Anderson, and he was just some nobody construction worker, so when it came to would you rather be content having met a girl you used to fantasize your first wife looked like, or would you rather get Hep C from fucking her, he chose ther latter….and so would you.

But I guess he’s trying to hide his face so when she’s done with him, like she’s been done with so many men before him, he won’t have Hep C tattooed on his forehead scaring all the new pussy away….

Posted in:Hepatits|Pam Anderson|Shorts|Whore

2009

16

Jul

Pam Anderson Eating Ice Cream in a Bikini of the Day

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I know a maintenance man in Boston who was at working at some conference and Pam Anderson was one of the “stars” who was there promoting some bullshit product and doing some autograph signing/meet and greet/ anything for money and dude told me she looked like a haggard piece of expired meat you find in the back of your fridge, not sure if you’ll die if you eat it, so you just throw it out and this motherfucker is known to have pretty bad fuckin’ taste in women, making me think the disgusting mess you see in these pictures, is only a fraction of the disgusting mess she actually is, as pictures tend to know show off the plastic surgery scar or scent of AIDS.

I am not sure why she’s with some chachi 14 year old soccer lookin’ dude, maybe it’s her son with Tommy Lee, who is clearly really fuckin’ rock and roll, like his dumpster parents, I mean if rock and roll was Homosexulaity on the beaches of Greece…

Here she is at some Press Conference….and by “she” I mean here are her hard nipples at a Press Conference….

Posted in:Bikini|Ice Cream|Pam Anderson

2009

14

Jul

Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson Doing Some Burlesque Shit….of the Day

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This video is annoying but you can see Carmen Electra in a thong, or Kim Kardashian dressed like a slutty sailor. I think the whole pinup burlesque shit is designed for fat, ugly girls who can’t make it as real models, but Carmen Electra is still hot even though she’s old. Kim Kardashian not so much…

Posted in:Burlesque|Carmen Electra|Kim Kardashian|Pam Anderson

2009

02

Apr

Pam Anderson Stuffing Her Face of the Day

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Here’s Pam Anderson shoving food in her mouth, she’s really good at shoving things in her mouth, you know with all that practice she’s had with random penis….cuz she’s a slut.. It’s only an obvious joke cuz it’s true haters.

Posted in:Eating|Face|Pam Anderson

2009

01

Apr

Some Public Pussy on a Private Beach of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Pam Anderson is so good at sewing, it’s from all the practice she’s had mending her torn cunt…you know so her uterus doesn’t fall out…since she’s a dirty fucking slut…true story.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Sewing|Slut|Tits

2009

31

Mar

Some Pam Anderson Boring Beach Action of the Day

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I guess Pam Anderson took some time out for herself to scoop all the drying random cum out of her pussy, so that when she met this new guy, he could get his dick inside her. I know the thought of scooping random cum out of her pussy probably turns you on, but I used to take a girl who used to fuck guys behind my back because I was too busy not giving a fuck about her, and every night she’d come home to me and we’d fuck. At first I’d wonder why her tits were encrusted with what looked like dried cum, or once when I went down on her and found a condom hanging out of her, or there was the time I was fingering her and a wad of fucking cum dripped out of her, but it after a few months, I caught on.

Here they are at the beach….

Posted in:Beach|Pam Anderson

2009

27

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Stupid Tits Go Shoppin’ for the Positive Post of the Day

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So I’m trying to inject the site with a little positivity….and this is what I came up with….

Pam Anderson you look maternal. Not because you’ve got big enough to feed a third world country, because we all know that shit isn’t filled with milk, but with plastic, like some kind of science project for you kid’s science fair that will come in first fucking place, if you don’t mind just pullin them out of your top a little more for the judges, which you don’t.

You look like a good mother because you go grocery shopping, while other girls in your situation would just pass out all fucked up at 7 in the morning after an all night bender, forgetting where your kids are, but assuming the 24 hour nanny you hired, has everything under control.

For that, I celebrate you.

I don’t know if that was positive or not, I am still learning….

Posted in:Implants|old|Pam Anderson|Tits

2009

09

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Tit Falls Out on the Runway of the Day

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Pamela Anderson was using her celebrity for Vivienne Westwood’s fashion show as one of the models. Sure, Pam Anderson’s got no real business being a model since she’s old, thick and washed the fuck up, but Vivienne Westwood launched her career making clothes for the Sex Pistols, who like Pam Anderson, were their fair share battered, so maybe this is just some kind of tribute.

I am happy she brought out her big fake tits, and her nipple that looks like it’s hanging on for its fucking life after being removed and reapplied on so many fucking times throughout its life, that it doesn’t look like it used to, maybe because of the scaring or lack of blood supply or possibly because its not actually her nipple anymore but some kind of suction-cup prostethic she’s taped the fuck on and none of that matters, because I’d rather see Pam Anderson’s shitty tits on the runway, than some skinny, awkward, tall, freakish 14 year old immigrant monster and here are the pics.

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