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Victoria Justice and Madison Reed in Bikinis of the Day

Madison Beer is Victoria’s Justices sister, they have different last names, who knows why…the complications of the modern family dynamic where no one knows who is related and I guess where everyone just fucks each other regardless because they don’t have the same last name, just the same mother, so it’s cool…

I know Madison Beer from her leaked nudes that you can see if you read this article I posted and click the PUSSY PIC CLICK HERE …then click onto the gallery of pics of her being wild and crazy, and likely the justification or reason for the herpes sores she had a pic of….Gross right…right…

Well, together they are on a shoot, doing some bullshit for some company that is going bankrupt, and they are in bathing suits…we like bathing suits….we don’t like herpes…but we like bathing suits…

They are both bottom feeders, which is funny since Victoria Justice was the lead on the show that Ariana Grande got her break on, and Ariana Grande went on to fame at a level that terrorist attacks happened at her concert….while Victoria Justice gets free trips to promote brands…

Interesting how life works out.


Posted in:Bikini|Madison Reed|SFW|Victoria Justice




BabesForTrump for July 4th of the Day


BabesForTrump that aren’t really babes but are half naked are perfect for July 4th day….Because this is America and it is America day….

In more interesting slimy Trump news – the creepy sleazy rich pig who is a known womanizing misogynistic who probably objectifies everyone because his moral code is based solely on money like most rich womanizing men who think they are invincible and act like mob bosses like an 80s tycoon he is – this rape culture USA story is serious, juicy and credible even if he discounts it and would…first rule of being rich is to admit nothing make rape victim look like the predator win presidency – read it here

But babesfortrump are what matters – girls who support rich pricks and I know that this isn’t news, that I am not political, that these babes who are hardly babes, but rather sorority looking white trash strippers looking for any excuse to get half naked and to potentially go semi viral on the Internet by stripping down and slurring up for Trump is about as America as you can get – because Trump’s whole convoluted campaign is about making America great again, whatever that means, and as a Canadian I am strictly basing my opinion on having seen Trump in action since the 80s and knowing all he is is gaudy, trashy, bullshit and I find it hard to think he’s anything more than that in his political career that doesn’t exist before this media event that is his running for President. I also know he panders to the lowest human form and is like the Borat scene where he says “support our troops” and the retards cheer him right after booing him.

It’s not my America or my Fourth of July and I am not even talking his politics I am talking his public image, because I know as you know whoever is elected is a puppet to the evil brains that actually run the company, that’s why I appreciate trumps campaign despite thinking it’s brilliant yet Moronic

More importantly – I am all for fame whores who are behind him showing their behinds getting as naked as they can for the election hoping he either makes them famous or as a collective they’ll get famous and based on Trump’s track record these may be your next Secretary or Stare or whatever he has the power to elect when he wins, because he will probably win, before getting assassinated or be very entertaining

Whatever this trashy, basic, nonsense is – I like it. It reminds me of every Stripper, middle of the road employee, tanning salon cashier and Floridian I’ve ever known.

This is America and this is the freedom you’ve fought for. Not bad….


Posted in:Bikini|SFW|stepNEWS|Trump




Chloe Moretz Bikini Tit of the Day


Chloe Moretz is overrated, but she’s in a bikini laying in the grass, with her belly hanging out, which to some would be confirmation of her being overrated, but the reality is when a tit is in a bikini, battling it out with Gravity Waves in some weird “spooning” position, I can appreciate her, even if none of the movies she’s done have been interesting to me, but in her defense, I don’t care about 14 year old girls in spandex superhero outfits, it’s not really my thing…but bikinis…in selfies…I can handle…

Posted in:Bikini|Chloe Moretz




Bikini Campaign of the Day


I generally really fucking hate bikini photoshoots…whether it is with some fame whore trying to get noticed….staging the shit in Miami…you know the non-celebs you’ll see on blogs sometimes because the paparazzi is trying to make them celebs so that they can make money on them…since bikini pics get hits…and hits make them money….to all the low level models who shoot for that water company that you see on billboards in LA…that feature playboy dot com girls who were not hot or interesting at all…but I also hate campaigns for brands that involve bikinis..not because bikinis are boring, I mean the one thing I need more of in my actual life is girls in bikinis…but because….the shoots are all the fucking same…but for some reason…a reason I call bright and colorful thailand and awesome bikinis…this shoot is pretty tight…I can’t be too sure about the girls since I don’t know who they are…but when you’ve got a penis like me…nothing is tight…

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Candice Swanepoel is Amazing in her Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Victoria's Secret Bikini

I really think this Candice Swanepoel character is fantastic. I have no idea why, I mean sure it could be the fact she’s got a rockin’ body that has been sourced by top modeling agencies and hired by the biggest brands who are known for scouting the top pussy, pretty much shoving her half naked body down our throats, making her a celebrity we follow cuz she wears bikinis or maybe it is because we are connected at the soul…I guess only destiny will be able to answer this…..and while I wait for it to….I’m gonna go back to staring at this hotness getting paid to be half naked…something I like in all the women I’ve never met but want to fuck.


Posted in:Bikini|Candice Swanepoel|Victoria's Secret




Ginger Spice Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some possibly staged pictures of Ginger Spice on vacation, even though her life is a vacation since she doesn’t do anything anymore and just lives off the stupid money she made being a Spice Girl, but I guess doing nothing on a Yacht is different than doing nothing in your mansion wherever that mansion may be. Either way, she’s living a pretty good fucking life.

She’s on the yacht picking her ass, she’s on a Jet Ski showing ass and she’s in an orange bikini at some nudist beach…when she should be fucking naked, because that’s what nude beaches are for, but I guess she didn’t feel like unleashing the mom pussy lip mess to the paparazzi…but instead decided to stare at other retired mom pussy, that I guess you’d call Grandma Pussy, since most nudists are 85 years old.

Either way, her body looked tight enough with all things considered and her tits were pretty solid and even if it was a disgusting mess I’d still post the shit, cuz the Spice Girls brought me a few orgasms back before I had internet but I did have music television…

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice




Gisele in a Bikini for Some Italian Company of the Day

I don’t think Gisele is very hot. I don’t really think she compares to the other pussy they have recruited. But I guess she has her position in the world and does her job…unfortunately for her that job is riding off her Victoria’s Secret fame by doing bikini campaigns for low level bathing suit companies for old times to feel relevant, but more importantly works hard and masking Tom Brady’s lockeroom homosexuality by staging a pregnancy and tucking her dick in properly so that it looks like cameltoe in her bikini bottoms..

This is not a post pregnant body….This is a man on hormone therapy’s body….I know there’s a conspiracy here…I just care enough to prove it.

Posted in:Bikini|Gisele Bundchen