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2010

24

Feb

Bar Refaeli Does Jersey Shore in a Bikini of the Day

These are pictures of Bar Refaeli doing a photoshoot for Interview Magazine in a bikini with Mike “The Situation” of Jersey Shore and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny, not because Bar Refaeli is doing Interview magazine in a bikini, that shits just obvious and part of what she does, but because the cast of Jersey Shore are included in this, despite being one of the bigger jokes America has thrown at us in recent years, I mean other than George Bush, the Iraqi war and Ugly Betty…I’m sure these dudes are loving every second of it and really who wouldn’t, rockin’ a supermodel on your shoulders, where her pussy is rubbin up against your neck, is a serious step up from the fat Jersey chicks they are used to. So these pictures are a celebration and bring hope that ANYTHING is fucking possible…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Bikini

2010

16

Feb

Paris Hilton Still Obnoxious in Her Bikini of the Day

I guess the Valtrex isn’t working too well for Paris and she’s in the state of “Outbreak” because if she wasn’t, I’m sure she wouldn’t a pair thick white shorts with her bikini. She’s a public figure and thick yellow puss and blood stains is totally unacceptable.

The real annoying thing isn’t so much that Paris Hilton is in them, it’s that Paris Hilton is ALIVE in them. Seeing her standing on the bow of the boat like some kind of queen greeting her royal army to let them know the woman who’s honor they are defending, only she’s got know honor, she’s just a common whore who is even better than a common whore, because she’s from a seriously rich family that could have allowed her to be anything, from the top doctor saving Aids babies in Africa to a lawyer, engineer, artist, anything…only she chose to be a professional party slut with herpes and that is some pretty fucked up shit…cuz common whores usually only whore themselves in hopes an agent or rich Oil Tycoon comes along to change her destiny….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Whore

2010

15

Feb

Paris Hilton is Back with her Bikini Wedgied Ass of the Day

I made a vow to never post Paris Hilton pictures again. I was tired of her and wanted her to disappear and she pretty much almost did. I don’t think I had anything to do with it, she was just laying low, but it was a nice moment of piece.

The problem with me is that I am inconsistent. There’s been many times I’ve said “I am never drinking again” or “I am going to lose 40 pounds this week” or “I am going to quit smoking” and I pull through and stick to my guns for a solid 5 minutes because my will power is just so strong….

So I can’t help but post these pictures of Paris Hilton showing her ass in a bikini, I have just trained myself to do this shit and I can’t turn my back to a bitch craving attention, no matter how played out, useless, ugly, disgusting, diseased, boring, annoying she is….

So here’s Paris Hilton making my kind of comeback, now I just want her to do an instructional video on how to play connect the dots with herpes scars. Fa-La-La-La.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Paris Hilton

2010

11

Feb

Ivana Trump in a Bikini of the Day

Maybe I was a little too quick to judge when I said that Ivana Trump is a delusional rich woman who surrounds herself by people who make her feel as good as her bank account looks. I figured that she’s had 10 marriages that all this young wallet fucking cock and in turn makes her feel beautiful and desirable like she did when she was just a Swedish ski instructor in Canada, but based on these pictures of her and her man, it looks like that as her vagina dried up, and the KY Jelly just didn’t feel the same, she was lookin’ more for someone she can eat with than someone who can make her dead vagina cum.

Here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Ivana Trump

2010

10

Feb

Mia Frye in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s another really insignificant bitch in her bikini in St Barths, only this time we’ve got one named Mia Frye, she’s scary looking, like some kind of Voodoo princess that sneaks into my nightmares to cast Voodoo spells on me.

Her mother was a model, she was born in America and grew up in France and the peak of her career was a dancer in the movie “The Black Dahlia”.

I like to think she is the reason John Mayer told Playboy that his dick is a White Supremacist and only sticks it to white girls, like most white dudes who are scared fo the ethnic smells and tastes coupled with crazy black chick attitude and I’ve never been that discriminating, vagina of any color is vagina…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Mia Frye

2010

10

Feb

Caroline Barclay in Her Bikini of the Day

If you are wondering what happened to “Girl in Street” from Roxeanne or “Drunken Girl” from Species, then you’ll be happy to know she’s flaunting her ugly ass on the beaches for St Barth, proving that having an insignificant career in Hollywood still makes her enough money to have a more fullfilling life of luxury than we ever will….so these pictures are more depressing than I initially thought they were….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Caroline Barclay

2010

10

Feb

Ivana Trump is an Old Lady in Her Bikini of the Day

Ivana Trump is pretty fucking daring to put her menopausal ass in a bikini. Maybe she’s just excited she can get wet by jumping into the ocean instead of using a vat of KY Jelly for a change, but what the fuck do I know, other than that there comes a time in every woman’s life, no matter how hot she was in her past, or how rich she is, making her capable of paying off young dudes to give her to give her their cock….giving her the illusion she’s still got it…that she should not be allowed in a two piece….I figure at a certain age a bitch needs to remember she has no sex appeal even if she still has sex. It is only fair for the rest of us who have to look at this mess….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Ivana Trump|Old Lady

2010

09

Feb

Alicia Keys’ Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I’d say that I keep on falling in and out of love with Alicia Keys, but that would be a lie. I never loved the bitch, it’s just the only thing I think of when I hear her name because that’s pretty much where her career started and finished for me, since I wrote her the fuck off when I realized she was not hot and that her voice was annoying. Sure, I get that she rode Bill Cosby’s leg when she was a kid , forcing him to pull some strings for her, otherwise she was taking it to the police….So when everyone got excited about this hairy chested thing…I just kinda laughed it off, but today these pictures of her in a bikini are far less offensive than I’d expect. Maybe it’s the angle, maybe I wrote her off too soon, maybe I just have no standards or taste and here are the pics.

Here she is in some bullshit one-piece – lookin like a goddess provided you don’t have any taste.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alicia Keys|Ass|Bikini

2010

09

Feb

More Jennifer Aniston 41 Year Old Ass of the Day

Here are the leftovers of John Mayer, Brad Pitt and pretty much half of Hollywood’s ass they used to fuck but left to die. I know shit is called sloppy seconds when you’re talking about a college chick you pass around, but Jennifer Aniston is what you’d probably call the chinese you bought a month ago that got lost in the back of your fridge that you contemplate eating when you are wasted even though you know it will make you sick, but I still think she’s got a hot body and the fact that she’s Greek and has natural self lubricating in her asshole, almost makes her expiry date irrelevant….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:41|Ass|Bikini|Jennifer Aniston

2010

08

Feb

Marisa Miller Dressed Like an Angry 15 Year Old of the Day

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There’s something funny about seeing grown women dress like teenage girls. Sure most of my sexual fantasies involve a barely 18 year old and her cotton panties, but whenever I try to get my wife to play that shit out, it always turns into a disaster, mainly because I know it takes years of hard eating to get as fat as she is, and my whole excitement level goes out the window with harsh reality…

I don’t know why Marisa Miller isn’t wearing her bikini, or her lingerie and I don’t know why she looks like she’s going to the mall to flirt with boys and listen to CDs at the music store but I do know it isn’t as hot as it could be….but you’ll probably like it cuz she’s a girl and girls have vaginas and vagina is something you never get to lick, touch or fuck.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Marisa Miller