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2010

26

Apr

Some Dolly Parton Old Lady Tit of the Day

I like country music. I am not sure if it has something to do with the fact that their poor trash lives speaks to me on some emotional level, or if it is because everyone seems to be trained when asked what music they like to say “anything but country”, except poor trash who actually like country music. But I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with Dolly Parton’s substantial tits than anything else, because I never knew if they were real or fake, but I knew the ridiculousness of them was always amazing and here they are, old and clothed, but still good enough for me…cuz I don’t really have much else going on right now…

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2010

01

Apr

Marla Maples is a Tight Rich Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Girls if you’re wondering what the benefits of marrying rich are, they include having all the money in the world with no need to actually work to pay the bills, giving you all the time in the world to hang with your really ugly daughter you had to have to ensure proper payment, and who despite being ashamed of, are happy you have because it has proved to be really fucking profitable, and when you’re not with your ugly daughter cuz you’ve pawned her off to the staff, or the really premium private school you hope educates her very well since her looks won’t be getting her too far, but then again her dad probably will, you can go to the fucking gym and get Abs at 50 in some very freaky, but kinda hot way….probably no hot enough to warrent the monthly checks Trump signs over to her, but he can afford it so who really gives a fuck….

So fuck the poor guy on the side, when the rich guy is at the office and on business trips, cuz shit can make your life a hell of a lot better and all you have to do is fuck them a few times, when they aren’t too busy cheating on you, and make a few public appearances…easy prostitution….like staging a couple paparazzi pics to stay relevant…

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Posted in:Bikini|Marla Maples|Old Lady|Tight Body

2010

10

Feb

Ivana Trump is an Old Lady in Her Bikini of the Day

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Ivana Trump is pretty fucking daring to put her menopausal ass in a bikini. Maybe she’s just excited she can get wet by jumping into the ocean instead of using a vat of KY Jelly for a change, but what the fuck do I know, other than that there comes a time in every woman’s life, no matter how hot she was in her past, or how rich she is, making her capable of paying off young dudes to give her to give her their cock….giving her the illusion she’s still got it…that she should not be allowed in a two piece….I figure at a certain age a bitch needs to remember she has no sex appeal even if she still has sex. It is only fair for the rest of us who have to look at this mess….

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2008

18

Nov

Some Leeza Gibbons for the Dude Who Always Emails Me Asking for Leeza Gibbons of the Day

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I have a Spanish speaker who constantly emails me and who has been emailing me the last 4 years asking for nude pictures of Leeza Gibbons. I am guessing he’s one of those weird dudes who doesn’t know how to let go and move on, because I haven’t really heard much about Leeza Gibbons in the last 10 years, other than her stint on Dancing With the Stars, something I didn’t watch, but that this Spanish speaker was really fucking excited about that shit and sent me double the emails that read like this:

caliente!

desnudos?

rÃ¡pidamente.

Sorry dude, I hate to break it to you for the 200th time, but I don’t have any nudes of Leeza Gibbons, but 1996 was a good fuckin’ year, I used to watch her talk show religiously, got me through some rough times, I credit her for saving my life and for that I’d love to rub one out to her too, but we can’t go back in time to when she was John Tesh’s leggy sidekick, so I’ll just post these recent pics of her, to let you know that despite ignoring your emails because you scare me, I do still aim to please….