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2010

18

May

Marion Cotillard Shows Some Tit in Cannes of the Day

The nice thing about french bitches, whether they have won Oscars or not, is that they have no problem getting naked, whether in movies, or in public. Just the other day I was walking through the part and 3 french chicks were tanning topless and I remembered how amazing they are partially because they don’t give a fuck about all the bullshit that english chicks care about when it comes to sexx, they just like that it feels good. They are free-spirited and have anal on the first date, and the whole thing is pretty fucking refreshing, if you can managed to work your way through their thick bushes, which I think is a lie, cuz every french chick I’ve fucked has been bald, but in an era of bikini wax boredom, sometimes a little pussy hair fantasy is nice to switch things up….

I am posting this partially cuz I like this girl’s tits (use google to find her tits) and all her slutty nude scenes in movies, even when covered up in Cannes, but also because her outfit is touching her pussy and her tits at the same time and that drives me bananas….

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2010

14

May

J.Lo Plays With Her Lazy Tit on a Yacht of the Day

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Here is everything wrong in the world hard at work being a lazy fucking piece of shit who thinks she deserves the fucking good life cuz of all she has done for the world with her shitty songs and movies….So laying on her fat ass that made her stupid money that can pay for servents to do everything for her as to not disrupt her laying on her fat ass existence…..that’s just the new money from the ghetto idea of being rich…if you can afford to not get off your lazy pig ass cuz you hired your distant relative to clean up after you…why the fuck not….

It also makes being rich far more fun because you can look down on people from your throne while making them do your dirty work….which is good for self confidence…especially when you’re an over-rated cunt who is struggling to stay relevant….

I just thought this shit was funny as the guy she is with looks like he’s shitting and how her lazy body points at the paparazzi like it’s the biggest effort she’s put into anything all day…”you mean i have to sit up?”…and her facial expression that looks like she’s been busted in the bathroom inserting a tampon, not that she wastes her time with that kind of menial and messy shit….she’s got staff for that…

Either way, I find this disgusting.

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Posted in:J.Lo|Lazy|Tit

2010

29

Apr

Jenna Bentley is Some Playboy Model Lookin to Get Noticed of the Day

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I don’t understand what is going on in a woman’s mind when she does this to herself or turns herself in this kind of novelty act. I know it has something to do with being raped or molested as a kid, or growing up as the ugly girl who got no male attention, who was always jealous of the girl in the classroom that all the boys wanted cuz she was staked, or maybe she realized that in America, it is just that easy to get herself in Playboy, all it takes is 5,000 dollar tits and a dream….not that being in Playboy really opens any doors for a bitch these days, which probably explains why she’s doing these staged pictures to get noticed….cuz after peaking in Playboy she realizes that she has no idea where to go next….and the whole thing isn’t hot…it’s actually really fucking poverty and desperate as far as I’m concerned….but tits are tits even if they’re stupid looking and in a cheap whore bikini….

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Posted in:Bathing Suit|Jenna Bentley|Playboy|Tit

2010

26

Apr

Some Dolly Parton Old Lady Tit of the Day

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I like country music. I am not sure if it has something to do with the fact that their poor trash lives speaks to me on some emotional level, or if it is because everyone seems to be trained when asked what music they like to say “anything but country”, except poor trash who actually like country music. But I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with Dolly Parton’s substantial tits than anything else, because I never knew if they were real or fake, but I knew the ridiculousness of them was always amazing and here they are, old and clothed, but still good enough for me…cuz I don’t really have much else going on right now…

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Posted in:Dolly Parton|Old Lady|Tit

2010

09

Apr

Kara Young Showing Off Ex-Model Sloppy Tit of the Day

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Kara Young was a top model in the 80s and 90s. She is no longer a top model. She does however have real saggy tits and those could be considered top models for plastic surgeons to use in their “before” catalogs to show off their potential work. You’d think she’d get that shit fixed, she could easily take some of her billionaire Greek shipping husband who she married like all models, to live the good life after their looks expire and they are forced to stop working in the glamourous world, and for some reason I call having a trophey wife, billionaires love to have models…It’s probably an ego thing, just to let us know how good it is to be them, except when they let their aged bitches out without a bra on….cuz there’s little hot in that…unless you have an African tribe fetish, which is possible, because there was a time that’s all we could jerk off thanks to National Geographic cuz porn was impossible to find….

Either way, here’s another expired model for the sake of pointing and laughing because their looks got them everywhere, it’s nice to remind them that they’ve lost it.

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Posted in:Kara Young|Tit

2010

18

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Nipples in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

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I know. Seeing Pam Anderson modeling for her boring played out homo club kid friend after all these years never gets old, but she does. Seriously, her body, no matter how hard she tries to keep it up to date, it just keeps falling short, but I guess gay people are just drawn to how fun and famous she is and don’t care that she looks like a fuckin dude as her feminity slowly drips out of her in her final periods, if anything they celebrate that dry pussy shit….

The sad news is that I’d still suck the hepatitis out of her dirty used up pussy, but that’s not saying much for Pam Anderson, it’s just saying a whole lot about me.

Bonus – Some Amanda Lepore Nipple for the Weird Tranny Lovers….

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2009

18

Dec

Pink’s Manly Tit in Concert of the Day

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I make fun of Pink for her manly features all the fucking time, but the truth is I like her songs, I like her voice, it is almost angelic, but I’m only saying that because a bitch in a tight dress named Angel who I accidentally brought home one night, despite her raspy voice and adam’s apple, tied me to the bed one night and sang me lullabyes before making me suck on her pacifier, which actually turned out to be a massive cock. It wasn’t a high point in my life, but I kinda got in over my head, kinda like what happened with Pink’s costume designer, who came up with this concept without realizing she’d stick to it by sticking on pasties, and the whole gender bending weirdness is too much for me to really appreciate, if anything it just confuses me, but tit is tit even if tit is on a muscular mound attached to someone who may or may not have testicles…

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Posted in:Concert|Pink|Tit

2009

17

Dec

Stephanie Pratt Saves Her Tit from Making His Appearance of the Day

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If Stephanie Pratt really wanted to have a purpose or a legacy that was deeper than the shallow LA twat she looks like, she’d use her access to her annoying brother and his annoying wife, and she’d murder them….doing a service to the world that probably wouldn’t even land her in jail because even the legal system know Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are a national threat, a cyst on society, garbage that needs to be taken the fuck out, terrorists working from within, recruiting retarded young girls into following their useless footsteps…but instead she’s just covering her tit and preventing it from popping out of her dress because that’s all her retarded brain is capable of….what a fucking wasted opportunity.

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Posted in:Stephanie Pratt|Tit

2009

24

Nov

Lady Gaga Adjusts Her Worthless Tit of the Day

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I still can’t believe that the public is buying into this bitch and her music. The fact that her concert tour is sold out just makes no fucking sense to me. I get that you don’t have to be good looking to be successful, but when you see someone try this fucking hard it usually becomes a lot more of a joke that something you’d want to buy into a support. You know she’s just a rich kid try hard, who pretty much created this persona in her bedroom after the other girls wouldn’t play Barbie with her so she decided she’d “show them” and in that quest to prove the bullies wrong, got a whole lot of marketing budget behind her, since her label wanted something to market to the gays since everyone is fucking gay these days and nothing about her is authentic, it’s just a fucking joke, a joke she pretends to believe in and in turn so does the rest of the world because they are followers with no original thought and she’s counting her money all the way to the fucking bank and too make matters worse than they already are…she is fucking ugly….nothing about her turns me on…even though she tries to make everything about her sexual…it’s a miserable series of events that I really don’t understand and here she is adjusting her tit….

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Posted in:Lady Gaga|Tit

2009

13

Nov

Britney Spears – Sex Offender of the Day

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Britney Spears takes a picture of a kid feeling her up with his hand on her tit and people call her a mother caring for her kid. I take a picture of a kid’s hand on my cock and I’m a fucking threat to society, arrested and locked up for years only to get killed by the rapists and murderers who hate the freaks who diddle with little kids.

Not that I take pics of kid’s hands on my cock, I was just using it as an example of how life is unfair because celebrities get away with murder, but my neighbor or elementary school teacher who used to take us to swim lessons on Wednesdays and would change fully arounsed in front of us can’t even get away with molesting little boys.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think anyone should get away with molesting little boys and the whole thing makes me mad and disgusted too, but the whole double standard we have for celebs makes me mad too.

That’s all I have to say about that….

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