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2018

26

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Topless for The Hills Comeback of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is Spencer Pratt’s sister. She was a third tier character, a show I never watched, but was forced to know irrlevant details about, because of the simple fact that these people were everywhere and it was an era of MTV running pop culture and people being forced to listen, because we were exposed to their nonsense…

She was clever enough to go to the UK on her USA fame, and create a reality show career there, Europe is great, especially in the summer…

She is cast in MTV’s remix or revival of The Hills so she’s finally ready to make it in America after being famous in Europe and irrelevant in America for so long…

So she showed the world how EURO she has become, topless on the beach, in a Free the Nip, don’t sexualize the nip, lie that justifies showing the nip to the people who don’t even care to see the nip because ultimate. Who the fuck is Stephanie Pratt…

But it’s still a nip. Free the Nip.

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2018

24

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Gets Ready for The Hills Revival of the Day

Nothing says I am a career reality star, like producing clickbait for the paparazzi in staged bikini photoshoots…

Because Stephanie Pratt, in case you didn’t know, is a career reality star, and when the main cast of The Hills fell off the map on their pile of money, this one, who never was, but thanks to her brother being Spencer Pratt, moved to the UK, the land of Reality Shows, where she became a European reality star, who gets to Vacation in Spain like the other Euro reality stars, and really make a life for herself overseas…

Well, she’s coming back to America soon, older, more beat, because MTV has no original ideas and they are doing a The Hills Revival. We live in the world of nothing original, everything a revival, so it makes sense…and so does her spreading her legs for the paparazzi to generate some buzz…

Good marketing work….something all interns at all companies should do…like they do..like Lewinsky did…

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2018

25

Jun

Stephanie Pratt’s Busted Body in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt Busted Body in a Bikini

Stephanie Pratt is famous in the UK for being on their reality shows, which is a pretty weird series of events for an American reality show, but like Hasselhoff in Germany, I guess she was well liked or at least had something to leverage from being insignificant on American Tv, which allowed her to build up her existence on European TV, and now she lives the Euro life….

Now if only every American Reality star moved overseas and disappeared from existence…only to have some other culture celebrate them, so long as they aren’t here I’m good with that..

She’s in a bikini, some sites say she’s hot in her bikini, but I don’t really dig what’s going on here, but luckily for HER…because being featured on this site is “luck”…I like all bikini pics.

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2018

19

Jun

Stephanie Pratt’s Old Lady Ass Flash of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is all euro and living the life of Luxury in Mykonos..possibly with Lindsay Lohan at the Lindsay Lohan beach club…which must be the place where hot and relevant in the early 2000s go to die in their ‘retirement’….

She’s 32, clearly not into fitness, no squats were done in the making of this ass…she’s Spencer Pratt’s sister, Heidi Montag’s sister-in-law and she has made her celebrity as being a second or third tier character on those The Hills / Laguna Beach bullshit…

After The Hills, she moved to the UK and did their Made in Chelsea reality show that has created some really garbage people…she’s done UK Big Brother…and other UK reality TV…because I guess she’s like Hasselhoff…big in Europe…while her ass is not big in Europe…it’s deflated and weird but it is here…

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2013

21

Aug

Lookin’ Down Stephanie Pratt’s Bikini of the Day

If a secondary or even third string character on a defunct reality show puts on a bikini…and poses as sexy as her boxy body can…does she make a sound?

I am going with yes, because any girl, no matter how hard she should be rocking’ a snow-suit rather than a bikini, or how hard she’s crying for attention, or how hard she’s failed at pretty much all aspects of her life deserves her titties to be stared at…and if you’re not gonna do it because you’re a snob and have standards…I will…

Not to mention, the down on their luck low levels are the easiest to bed…they are the kind of girls who don’t consider rape rape because they just like feeling some human contact or touch…you know the kind of girl who tries to marry her rapist because it was the only love she’s felt in years…because she’s that fucking broken….my favorite.

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2013

03

Apr

Stephanie Pratt in her Bikini of the Day

You want to know what doesn’t matter. Stephanie Pratt. Or her bikini pics. You might as well be jerking off to random girls in bikinis from Facebook, like you probably already do, cuz her low level claim to fame was being a third wrung player in the cult classic pile of shit called The Hills.

Her brother is a guy named Spencer Pratt, you probably barely remember, but that the media loved talking about, because the media is a pile of bullshit, like this Stephanie Pratt bitch is.

But for the die hard closet cases, who always felt Spence would make be your dream girl, if he was a girl, here’s his sister, the closest thing to meeting your weird fucking needs….

I’m only posting it cuz I’ll post anything in a bikini. Fact.


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2012

18

Apr

Stephanie Pratt Useless but in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate….


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2012

12

Apr

Stephanie Pratt in her Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt was a fringe character on the worst show to ever fucking exist….and she was only character because her brother was the worst fucking thing to happen to that show…you may remember him as Spencer Pratt, but you may not, because it seems like the rest of the world has forgotten about him and his trashcan wife with her barbie style plastic surgery that did so fucking good for her that we haven’t seen shit from them in years even though they are the kind of trash screaming, setting off fires, doing anything for anyone to look their way….

That said, she’s in a bikini, this virtual nothing, less important than the lowest most irrelevant garbage you’ve probably ever encountered, but worse because she’s entitled, has some money for selling her soul and dignity and can probably get into clubs for free if she drops her name or that she was once on TV….just a stain on fucking society…

But she’s in a bikini…..and that makes her good enough for me.


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2011

15

Jun

Stephanie Pratt is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

I guess when the pressure of being on the worst show on TV lifted, but more importantly when the realization that she’d never be accepted as a celebrity….she was legitimately just 5 minutes of MTV backstory to make Spencer Pratt, someone else you’ve probably forgotten, seem more three dimensional….bitch turned to eating.

Her body once LOOKED LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI , and not the sloppy unfortunate mess you see today…

It’s one of those cameras are finally off and I can eat that extra piece of cake, fuck it, give me the entire fucking cake situations….all that stress and feelings of inadequacies disappear in those 3 minutes of pleasure you get when you’re jacked up on butter….

Who really cares, fat,sloppy or not, she still is a fucking cancer on our lives….send her back to the obscurity she’s been living in so nicely the last couple of years….

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2010

24

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Cleaning her Pool of the Day

This is what happens when you stop making stupid money from MTV for being on a stupid show that idiots everywhere ate the fuck up, that gave you the security that the good times would last, that made you comfortable spending your paychecks on nonsense cuz the good times can’t even end….you get a job cleaning your pool, or at least pretending to, because it draws attention to her, which is one step closer in the depseration game to this being the intro to her porn video….

She is related to that dude Spencer, therefore she is polluted and you should be lookin’ at her sexually, but unfortunately with you, you look at everything sexually, even that Tuna sandwich your mom made you for lunch. Weirdo….

This pictures may be old, but I was drinking until 8 am and really couldn’t give a fuck right now as to how current a picture of a bitch in a bikini top is….and even when I am not hungover, which happens…I don’t care about that shit….

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