If a secondary or even third string character on a defunct reality show puts on a bikini…and poses as sexy as her boxy body can…does she make a sound?

I am going with yes, because any girl, no matter how hard she should be rocking’ a snow-suit rather than a bikini, or how hard she’s crying for attention, or how hard she’s failed at pretty much all aspects of her life deserves her titties to be stared at…and if you’re not gonna do it because you’re a snob and have standards…I will…

Not to mention, the down on their luck low levels are the easiest to bed…they are the kind of girls who don’t consider rape rape because they just like feeling some human contact or touch…you know the kind of girl who tries to marry her rapist because it was the only love she’s felt in years…because she’s that fucking broken….my favorite.

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You want to know what doesn’t matter. Stephanie Pratt. Or her bikini pics. You might as well be jerking off to random girls in bikinis from Facebook, like you probably already do, cuz her low level claim to fame was being a third wrung player in the cult classic pile of shit called The Hills.

Her brother is a guy named Spencer Pratt, you probably barely remember, but that the media loved talking about, because the media is a pile of bullshit, like this Stephanie Pratt bitch is.

But for the die hard closet cases, who always felt Spence would make be your dream girl, if he was a girl, here’s his sister, the closest thing to meeting your weird fucking needs….

I’m only posting it cuz I’ll post anything in a bikini. Fact.

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Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate….

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Stephanie Pratt was a fringe character on the worst show to ever fucking exist….and she was only character because her brother was the worst fucking thing to happen to that show…you may remember him as Spencer Pratt, but you may not, because it seems like the rest of the world has forgotten about him and his trashcan wife with her barbie style plastic surgery that did so fucking good for her that we haven’t seen shit from them in years even though they are the kind of trash screaming, setting off fires, doing anything for anyone to look their way….

That said, she’s in a bikini, this virtual nothing, less important than the lowest most irrelevant garbage you’ve probably ever encountered, but worse because she’s entitled, has some money for selling her soul and dignity and can probably get into clubs for free if she drops her name or that she was once on TV….just a stain on fucking society…

But she’s in a bikini…..and that makes her good enough for me.

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I guess when the pressure of being on the worst show on TV lifted, but more importantly when the realization that she’d never be accepted as a celebrity….she was legitimately just 5 minutes of MTV backstory to make Spencer Pratt, someone else you’ve probably forgotten, seem more three dimensional….bitch turned to eating.

Her body once LOOKED LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI , and not the sloppy unfortunate mess you see today…

It’s one of those cameras are finally off and I can eat that extra piece of cake, fuck it, give me the entire fucking cake situations….all that stress and feelings of inadequacies disappear in those 3 minutes of pleasure you get when you’re jacked up on butter….

Who really cares, fat,sloppy or not, she still is a fucking cancer on our lives….send her back to the obscurity she’s been living in so nicely the last couple of years….

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