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2010

24

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Cleaning her Pool of the Day

This is what happens when you stop making stupid money from MTV for being on a stupid show that idiots everywhere ate the fuck up, that gave you the security that the good times would last, that made you comfortable spending your paychecks on nonsense cuz the good times can’t even end….you get a job cleaning your pool, or at least pretending to, because it draws attention to her, which is one step closer in the depseration game to this being the intro to her porn video….

She is related to that dude Spencer, therefore she is polluted and you should be lookin’ at her sexually, but unfortunately with you, you look at everything sexually, even that Tuna sandwich your mom made you for lunch. Weirdo….

This pictures may be old, but I was drinking until 8 am and really couldn’t give a fuck right now as to how current a picture of a bitch in a bikini top is….and even when I am not hungover, which happens…I don’t care about that shit….

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2010

15

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Holding Down Her Dress of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is doing us a favor by holding down her ridiculously obnoxious dress during Fashion Week in NYC, because I know that this pussy was made with the same cum that made her brother Spencer…and that she’s just a bottom fame whore pig like he is…because they were raised in the same shitty home….

Sure, I like all pussy that is flashed my way and I generally don’t hate on a pussy because of its background, siblings, whether her dad raped it or not…I don’t even care if the pussy has too much clit hood, too much lip than it should…I just appreciate the beautiful moment where wind took over and shared it with the world…But I think anything that created Spencer Pratt has gotta be poison and bitch should be executed by genetic association to what could be the biggest terrorist in America today….

She is the devil by association, and other than being skinny, she’s also pretty fucking ugly…we will see this bitch in Sex Tapes in the near future…I can tell irrelevance is gonna hit her harder than she thought it would.. All this to say, Thank God the smut called The Hills got cancelled.

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2010

12

Aug

Stephanie Pratt Legs Cry for Attention of the Day

I love how Stephanie Pratt is showing off her shitty acting skills by pretending to be surprised the paparazzi are following her from the grocery store, despite the fact that she hired them to be there, you know in her quest to stay relevant but not quite desperate enough to fuck on camera yet, maybe because her level of relevance was always low level, she’s known for being Spencer Pratt’s sister….like who the fuck really cares….making the only real shocked person in all this me…for bothering posting some low level shit showing off low grade body parts while making stupid faces while refering to her by her name as if I actually know, care, or respect who she is….I am ashamed of myself.

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2010

07

Jul

Stephanie Pratt Shitty See Thru of the Day

At Stephanie Pratt’s level of fame – which is pretty much having no level of fame – other than being the pussy her bottom feeding brother learned to fuck on back when they were just crazy teenagers and their parents were out of town, she should know that if she’s gonna make an appearance that she wants to get noticed for, she should do it wearing pants with a hole in the crotch so the world can see the cunt Spencer used to cum all over and may still cum over, cuz everything else about him is bullshit and she’s the only thing that’s real….Step it up…

Pics via Fame

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2010

04

Feb

Stephanie Pratt in a Short Tight Dress of the Day

I know Stephanie Pratt isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just on a shitty MTV show that I am hoping gets cancelled really fucking soon, because it’s polluted the entertainment industry, something that was once seemingly luxurious and classy, only to become the set of Jerry Springer, filled with fucking idiots with too much money and too much ego who don’t realize that they have no fucking talent and really don’t deserve to be much more than the Walmart cashier, or the hostess at an all you can eat asian buffet, or married to some rich dude and that they’ve pretty much just won the fucking lottery…because they really are barely middle of the road….and here she is showing off some leg is some shitty prom dress that hugs her ugly body more awkwardly than I used to hug hookers back when I felt lonely…..but at least she has leg cuz leg has the ability to make me forget all that is wrong with a woman….

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Posted in:Dress|Stephanie Pratt

2010

22

Jan

Stephanie Pratt Whoring Out in a Parking Lot of the Day

You know what the world is missing….more Stephanie Pratt hanging out in parking lots to cocktease us into thinking that will one day be her profession now that The Hills have been replaced by Jersey Shore, MTV just doesn’t realize it yet. Seriously, these idiots are fucking done and I’m excited to replace writing about them, to paying them to rim my asshole for a bag of shitty coke, see I’ve always had a thing for ugly hookers because it makes the whole thing far more believable…..

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Posted in:Stephanie Pratt|Whore

2009

17

Dec

Stephanie Pratt Does Maxim of the Day

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This is unfortunate. The only good thing about this is that it may be the nail in the coffin Maxim needs to be finally buried. Seriously, getting Stephanie Pratt, a serious nobody’s sister to do a photoshoot, is some seriously fucking hanging on for dear life situation, because they either can’t afford or are too irrelevant to get real celebrities…..

The other unfortunate thing in all this is that it’s just pushing this twat farther away from her serious destiny of being a stripper, now she’s thinks she has the Maxim stamp of approval to legitimize her career, because in her retard mind, Maxim is stil relevant….

The real unfortunate thing in all this is that this in my second Stephanie Pratt post today….and that’s too much converage and it goes againt my goal for her, which is to murder her brother and sister in law for publicity, which won’t happen, if people are giving it to her for free….

I wonder if Spencer Pratt jerks off to these because she’s the female version of him, or if he still just jerks off to pictures of himself….yes, Spencer Pratt masturbation habits is something I ponder often….

Let’s hope that she falls asleep with a lit cigarette in her mouth when sleeping in a log cabin with her brother and sister in law on vacation….since she’s too pussy to kill them herself…

I am not posting this because I find her hot. I am posting this to plant the seed in her head that getting rid of her brother will really open up the gates on her career….she’ll really take off….

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2009

17

Dec

Stephanie Pratt Saves Her Tit from Making His Appearance of the Day

If Stephanie Pratt really wanted to have a purpose or a legacy that was deeper than the shallow LA twat she looks like, she’d use her access to her annoying brother and his annoying wife, and she’d murder them….doing a service to the world that probably wouldn’t even land her in jail because even the legal system know Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are a national threat, a cyst on society, garbage that needs to be taken the fuck out, terrorists working from within, recruiting retarded young girls into following their useless footsteps…but instead she’s just covering her tit and preventing it from popping out of her dress because that’s all her retarded brain is capable of….what a fucking wasted opportunity.

Pics via Fame

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2009

26

Nov

Stephanie Pratt Feeding the Homeless When She Should Be Homeless of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that one day Stephanie Pratt will be the one in line on Thanksgiving for free food, because The Hills will be over and she’ll be unable to find work and will have burnt thru all her savings. She will become the kind of girl who you see on Maury who lived in her fucking car for 6 months because she’s couldn’t pay rent and refused to sell the designer clothes she accumulated during her 15 minutes of fame she had despite having no talent.

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2009

18

Nov

Stephanie Pratt Should Murder Suicide her Family of the Day

This bitch could be a martyr (whatever the fuck that means). She could make a serious difference on the world. She could take her pathetic little latch on life and give it fucking purpose. She could take away the image of her being a trashy little consumer who fuels and influences little girls to be little annoying materialist cunts and could do fucking good and all it would take is a gun, or a knife, or even just a fucking match, used the right way to eliminate her brother and sister-in-law because I get their whole act, I get their whole garbage noisy annoying image, but I’d love to see it end violently, and who better to do it than the jealous sister, making this whole “The Hills” thing have some real substance, like a Shakespearian play or some shit, instead of the crap it is.

Here they are being annoying cunts on The Insider….and I hate you for making them famous…

I’ve done my part to try to end these idiots on the internet – no one listens to me.
This little pussy has blocked me on Twitter…
I do know if I see them in person – I would break a motherfucker…Seriously…

If you buy their book – I hate you…

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