Apparently there’s a hashtag called THICCSGIVING, which I didn’t really look too deep into, I just decided to click the hashtag, DESPITE BEING BANNED ON TWITTER, to see what it was about, maybe it was a real thing, that probably isn’t the kind of thing I’d be into, since I like emaciated women who look like they haven’t eaten for 3 years….the kind of girl you bring to Thanskgiving dinner and who only eats a carrot from the massive spread…so THICCSGIVING just gives me visions of fat girls clogging toilets….
As it turns out, the hashtag brought a lot of Furries, Anime and a few girls trying to get subscribers by hijacking the hashtag…here’s a round-up.
I hate this hashtag and the content tagged #thiccsgiving fucking suck, so no idea why that shit is trending….oh right, because social media sucks…
I realize that there used to be a hell of a lot more losers who would roll through these parts…back in the day, I’ve been doing this for 18 years….
I realize that I am like an old coal mining town that had the mind shut down about 10 years ago….
Or like the old diner or stripclub that was on the old highway before the interstate opened up 25 miles away…..
Which means, we may be half dead not not full dead and you stragglers, who have nothing better to do but modernize the way you use the internet….because social media may be garbage, the devil, the worst thing for society, but yet there are SO many sluts to distract yourself with….
And despite not making ANY money off your back….because I don’t make you pay me, I don’t have real ads, and I don’t have a donation box for you to send me all your damn near worthless CRYPTO…not that you would bother paying me for my work, I wouldn’t pay me for my work, I do this for way deeper emotional trauma and pain than for money….because if money was my motivator, I’d be doing dances on TikTok, or even be running my version of TikTok that I built out instead of updating this pile of dog shit….MY castle built on a SWAMP sinking into said swamp and I wouldn’t have it any other way….
The fade away is better than the ending on a high note any day. It’s far more comedic…
But the point of this THANKSGIVING post is to say that I am THANKFUL for each and every one of you strangers, we are a family who don’t fuck each other, but may masturbate to each other, but since we don’t know each other, it’s neither gay or incest and that’s a good place to be, at least from a morality standpoint.
Here’s some pics of naked girls in the kitchen where they belong on Thanksgiving….right?
I figure what better way to celebrate giving thanks over a feast that remembering a time that was….when women would enjoy and find pride in cooking for their families…before this whole gender neutrality thing happened and they all got busy taking selfies and posting facebook statuses, forcing the traditional thanksgiving meal with tradition gender roles to be replaced by ordered pizza….or Whole Food catered dinners.
Luckily there are still matriarchs who get the job done, who want to be the Martha Stewart of the family, who work and still manage the house, cuz dudes are fucking pathetic children incapable, and this is a celebration of that….a simpler time…bitches in the kitchen…now a fetish…but what was once a norm…I am a fan…All these food and pussy making me excited.
All jokes aside, women are fucking wonderful creatures who we all need to worship. So Show your woman you care about her like she cares about you this THANKSGIVING with an amazing GIFT…..
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that one day Stephanie Pratt will be the one in line on Thanksgiving for free food, because The Hills will be over and she’ll be unable to find work and will have burnt thru all her savings. She will become the kind of girl who you see on Maury who lived in her fucking car for 6 months because she’s couldn’t pay rent and refused to sell the designer clothes she accumulated during her 15 minutes of fame she had despite having no talent.
Today is Canadian Thanksgiving dinner for most Canadians, but not for me because I am broke and hate family time,, but I am planning a trip to the homeless shelter for a free meal if I’m not too lazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to give thanks…and today, I’d like to give thanks for this video…
I was just emailed this commercial of Georgia Senator’s Saxby Chambliss giving the world a wholesome Thanksgiving Message, unfortunately it was a little too pleasant for him. If you scroll to the end, you’ll see him grabbing his grandaughter in a pretty unwholesome way. I’m sure it was accidental and not some subliminal need, because any molester in their right mind knows to keep that shit behind closed doors and not bring it out in front of camera crews. I guess “big daddy” shows his affection for his family with a pre-puberty titty grab, while other non-wholesome families just put their kids in front of the TV and not on their lap for a grabby horsey ride, I’m not going to spend much time on this since it’s a week old and probably totally out of context and probably something you’ve seen, and in his defense, he is from Georgia, where this kind of thing is encouraged. It’s a Southern thing..
I am going to admit, I didn’t put much effort into this. There are probably way better Turkey videos out there and I apologize to anyone who spent hours slaving over their Turkey video, hoping one day it would be featured on a site nobody reads.
I just figured when you assholes are all dicking around with your family, or by yourself on your day off, doing whatever bullshit you do to entertain yourself, whether it’s watching football, telling your mom how much you miss her and are so happy to be back home to suck her tit and help in the kitchen, going through old photo albums, and wondering where the good old days have gone, dealing with repressed memories of you getting touched by one of your uncles during Thanksgiving dinner many years ago, or if you’re trying to come to terms with your unresolved issues with your parents, you know feeling like you don’t measure up to your siblings, like you’re their least favorite, like they’re ashamed of you…..you might as well do it to these videos…
Not to mention, I think it’s good to know where your Turkey’s been and what it’s gone through to end up on your table, while I sit here eating pasta noodles with soya sauce I found in the back of the closet, and it pretty much tastes like shit…
Here are the videos….
The 6 Dollar Ukrainian Turkey…..
Some Weird Angry Death Metal Turkey Killer…Named Psycho Jim….
Farm Boys Don’t Just Like Fuckin’ Their Sister, They Like Burning Turkeys To Death….
Psycho Jim Does it Again Only With Restraints…
The Butcher…..Music Provided By DJ AM….
Good Ol’ Country Folk, Claude Ouellette & Albert Rozas The Turkey Killers With a Sense of Humor Edition….
A Couple French Men, An Axe and an Obscure Film Artist Lookin Motherfucker
Some Wierd Interpretive Student Film Turkey Slaughter
