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2010

13

Apr

Pink Drinkin’ Beer in a Pink Dress of the Day

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I know Pink wearing a dress is probably nothing exciting to you, but in my quest to find out if Pink’s got a dick or just looks like she does it is a big deal….

See her hair is short, she’s drinking a beer, her legs are thick all signs of being a fucking dude but she’s in a dress and heels and a dress and heels is one step closer to making me think she’s probably a girl who just looks like she has a cock and not a man who pretends to be a girl…but then again I did have this neighbor who died a few years ago and when we snuck into his apartment to steal his shit, he had a closet full of women’s clothes, and dude was never married, but he did have a lot of dainty men walk in and out of his place multiple times a day, every day, not to mention the landlord also found him dead wearing nylons and heels…..making me think that maybe this dress proves nothing….

The real scary thing in all this is that I have met straight men who have told me they find this girl hot…something they may want to take to their therapist to help determine the root of all their problems is the fact they are in the fucking closet….

So this post proves nothing and is just a waste of fucking time, something I like to think I’ve got good at the last 6 years of this shit…

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Posted in:Beer|Dress|Legs|Pink

2010

08

Mar

Hilary Swank’s Busted Face in the Right Dress of the Day

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Hilary Swank has never been hot. She’s always been a masculine lookin’ jacked up bitch with big tits. She even won an Oscar playing the girl who dressed like a boy before getting killed. So despite having a vagina and a set of great tits, she might as well be packing a dick and balls under her dress, because she’s made it pretty much homosexual to ever like her in a sexual way….Any girl who is that convincing as a dude….just can’t live that down…but at least she’s making the right choices in her clothes to distract me from her face and high testosterone levels….not that you care what I think….so here are the pics…

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Posted in:Dress|Hilary Swank|Tits

2010

24

Feb

Jessica Stroup’s Window into her Soul and by Soul I Mean Tits of the Day

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This girl is on 90210 and let’s hope she has a lot of teenage girl fans who see these pictures and decide that when they grow up they will take this Stroup bitch’s lead and all their outfits will have windows to their parts that matter for all perverted men to see. I’m talking a see through patch over the ass, over the twat, over the nipples, I figure why stop at the cleavage, the cleavage is usually just the fuckin’ beginning…so let’s collectively prey that Jessica Stroup is not as useless as we all think she is and that she’s got some serious level of impact on the sluttiness of the girls of the future…

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Posted in:cleavage|Dress|Jessica Stroup

2010

04

Feb

Stephanie Pratt in a Short Tight Dress of the Day

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I know Stephanie Pratt isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just on a shitty MTV show that I am hoping gets cancelled really fucking soon, because it’s polluted the entertainment industry, something that was once seemingly luxurious and classy, only to become the set of Jerry Springer, filled with fucking idiots with too much money and too much ego who don’t realize that they have no fucking talent and really don’t deserve to be much more than the Walmart cashier, or the hostess at an all you can eat asian buffet, or married to some rich dude and that they’ve pretty much just won the fucking lottery…because they really are barely middle of the road….and here she is showing off some leg is some shitty prom dress that hugs her ugly body more awkwardly than I used to hug hookers back when I felt lonely…..but at least she has leg cuz leg has the ability to make me forget all that is wrong with a woman….

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Posted in:Dress|Stephanie Pratt

2010

19

Jan

Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

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I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off……

But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..

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Posted in:Dress|See Thru|Shauna Sand

2009

07

Dec

Rihanna is Fat in her Ripped Dress of the Day

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Looks like Rihanna got attcked by a tiger. Unfortunately she survived. She’s nothing but a whining low life piece of trash from the Islands being exploited by her record label to make them money and make her feel important, like some kind of tool who comes out ahead of us, but the problem with this entire strategy that is her career is that we are all force fed her bullshit all the fucking time, whether it is her relationship issues that Bajan women everywhre laugh at because they get beat up harder than her almost nightly….she’s a cunt with an ego and let’s hope next time the tiger attacks it goes for her fucking throat….

That said, here she is with her recent weight gain in her tight dress.

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Posted in:Dress|Rihanna

2009

25

Nov

Amber Rose is a Man in a Dress of the Day

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These pictures reaffirm the reason why Kanye was all up on this bitch. It’s cuz she looks more like a man than he does and he fucking loves dudes he just doesn’t love how un-hip-hop it is to stick your dick in another dude’s ass, so instead of following his heart publicly and embracing who he really is and what he really wants in his life, he just shaves a manly lookin’ bitch down so that when he’s fucking her up the ass, cuz pussy is gross to him, he can pretend it’s his old buddy he used to play ball with and who he has been fantasizing about since he accidentally saw his dick when they were peeing next to each other…..it is just one of those dude with mommy issues situation, you know the kind of guy who can never love another woman cuz his mom is so special to them and no girl can compare, forcing him to go to cock for the male attention he never got in his broken home and the whole thing is heavily complicated, even more complicated than that Avril Lavigne song and that shit is called “complicated” so figure that out for yourself…

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Posted in:Amber Rose|Dress|Man|Tranny

2009

11

Nov

Rihanna and Her Shitty See Thru Dress of the Day

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I hate Rihanna. I hate her look. I hate that she’s trying to milk the fact that her boyfriend beat her up because she was being an unreasonable cunt who got out of line and forgot her place as the immigrant who doesn’t have the same fucking rights. I hate that she has lost sight of her her worth or where she stands in the world because of money and record sales but most of all, I hate her pancake nipples, I mean other than the amount of hate I have for myself for posting pictures of them like it’s worth fucking talking about, when it really isn’t and is just another trick she has in her Bajan beach bag she acquired from a British tourist who wasn’t looking and I’m pathetitic for falling for it….

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Posted in:Dress|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

06

Nov

Eva Herzigova in her Slut Dress of the Day

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I’ve spent the last few years posting about Eva Herzigova’s body, because for the most part she’s in a bikini and has pretty great tits, so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her gums, despite the fact that she’s got a whole fuckin’ lot of ’em….seriously, this shit is on some Mr Ed shit….and it is freaking me the fuck out.

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Posted in:Dress|Eva Herzigova|Slut

2009

01

Oct

Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

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I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life….

But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird.

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Posted in:Dress|Kristen Bell|Legs