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In being a misogynist, at least that is what I was labeled by the feminist media (jezebel) back in the 2000s, I am a firm believer that women shouldn’t drink beer.

Don’t get me wrong, I have seen a hot girl have one or two beers here and there, maybe a hot summer day by the pool or when it is appropriate…..and I allow her to have a pass on the whole “girls shouldn’t drink beer” theory I’ve held close to my heart for 30 years….because when a girl is hot, they get the pass.

BUT for the most part, girls who drink beers socially, or at home as their default drink to get drunk on, are girls who look like they drink beer…you know like they have a dick, or should have a dick, more than girls you want to fuck…..I’m talking dumpy, fat, dykey…..it is one of the reasons I don’t frequent Irish pubs, the girls in there LOOK like guys who drink beer…and I’m not into that….

HOWEVER, if the girl is hot enough, she gets a pass, just don’t be too into beer ladies, because as far as I’m concerned that qualifies as “identifying as a dude”…making you a tranny fuck who just needs to get back on her Testosterone treatment to complete the growing the clit out to be a bigger dick that I have – which wouldn’t be all that hard…literally…and figuratively…

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Pink Drinkin’ Beer in a Pink Dress of the Day

I know Pink wearing a dress is probably nothing exciting to you, but in my quest to find out if Pink’s got a dick or just looks like she does it is a big deal….

See her hair is short, she’s drinking a beer, her legs are thick all signs of being a fucking dude but she’s in a dress and heels and a dress and heels is one step closer to making me think she’s probably a girl who just looks like she has a cock and not a man who pretends to be a girl…but then again I did have this neighbor who died a few years ago and when we snuck into his apartment to steal his shit, he had a closet full of women’s clothes, and dude was never married, but he did have a lot of dainty men walk in and out of his place multiple times a day, every day, not to mention the landlord also found him dead wearing nylons and heels…..making me think that maybe this dress proves nothing….

The real scary thing in all this is that I have met straight men who have told me they find this girl hot…something they may want to take to their therapist to help determine the root of all their problems is the fact they are in the fucking closet….

So this post proves nothing and is just a waste of fucking time, something I like to think I’ve got good at the last 6 years of this shit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mischa Barton Does Beer of the Day

If you’re wondering how Mischa Barton keeps her luxurious legs and by luxurious I mean sloppy as fuck, which may have been a sign of wealth in a time of famine and poverty (no, not last week), here’s your answer, Beer. Beer is also the way I keep my appealing figure, and by appealing I mean fat and really only appealing to my neighbor who thinks he was a hot air balloon operator because he is crazy and I remind him of a time when his craft was relevant as he tries to figure out a way to paint a pattern on my stomach and tie a basket to my legs and have me carry him into the sky, which always ends up in me calling the police or filing complaints with my landlord….

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