2023
22
May
I didn’t find Kristen Bell hot when she was young and vibrant, before that DAX dude from Punk’d desecrated her womb with random children, so I’m not going to be all that excited about the 40 something year old mom who has recently found fitness showing off her pre-menopause body and higher testosterone musculature in a pink one-piece you can see her nipple through…but I’ll still look at it.
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2021
19
May
Kristen Bell is in her 40s, I have never liked her as an actress. I still resent her for Sarah Marshall being the less hot Mila Kunis with a far shittier attitude that is probably more relatable now that most people have the same shitty attitude cuz they all think they are fucking important due to social media….but Sarah Marshall or not, she’s just not exciting to me…not as a mom, as a personality, as a celebrity, or something to jerk off to….I don’t even know if she’s been nude in movies or not, that’s how much I don’t care about her…
But I guess she’s been getting her mom body fit, like other middle aged women, nothing wrong with musculature from the higher Testosterone levels thanks to menopause…there are tons of fit moms pushing 50 that are built like this at the park, or on a nature hike, or planning to climb Kilimanjaro or do the Appalachian trail….Kristen Bell isn’t some unique things…but the problem is all the middle aged fitness moms with their thin runner bodies look like dudes or lesbians and that’s not hot to me…
So this ones for the Bell fans into middle aged musculature in fitness apparel…weirdos.
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2021
10
May
I just saw a group of teenage girls walk by in oversized sweatpants rocking middle aged mom bodies and I thought that’s unfortunate….but not as unfortunate as middle aged moms who work out body….I get that the whole menopause thing is great for testosterone and getting those GAINS…the musculature on a 45 year old woman who jogs, works out, and tries to stay fit and hot is usually counter productive…and makes them look like haggard loose skinned men…
So here’s some Kristen Bell feeling good about her working out in her old lady compression socks for you foot fetishists who like compression socks…and not a whole lot else…but luckily for you…Kristen Bell is a cockteasing asshole who shouldn’t have bothered posting the nude, to be “I get nude”…since the giant square used to edit the nude, makes it not nude at all…sure, we can see thick cross fit thighs and some upper back muscles I don’t look for when jerking off to nudes…if anything it’s the kind of back you’d want out of doggy cuz that shit would feel queer…even if there’s a dry mom pussy on your dick, that back just throws it off balance…a dry mom pussy she’s not letting you see in this clickbait that shouldn’t be clickbait but rather just something to anger you….clickbait right Sarah Marshall you piece of shit….yes, I’m still mad at Kristen Bell for Sarah Marshall movie…
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Posted in:Kristen Bell
2021
19
Apr
Dude…
This is a pretty aggressive bikini pic from an old mom who I never found hot and that could be because her role in Sarah Marshall killed her for me….
I am not an autistic who can’t separate movies from real life…but there is the occasional performance that if I hate the character, I forever hate the actor and will never give up on that hate…which COULD mean that she’s a great actor, you know that she can trick me into thinking she’s a miserable heart breaking cunt into her career and celebrity more than into LOVE…who had an ego and saw her boyfriend as a stain on her winning at life….but I wouldn’t know if she was a good actor or not…I hate her too much…
Not to mention, DAX SHEPPARD….I hate that guy too…I mean obviously not on a personal level, I don’t know these idiots, but when I see them…I feel rage in my soul…and I can’t tell you why….
I can saw that this showing off her skinny abs despite being a mom reminds me of lebsian gym teach on a canoe trip and not celebrity MILF I want to see before and after pics of her vagina….that we’ll assume DAX hasn’t seen because he’s for sure a homo.
I will say I like the small tits though…and that she’s fit…even if it’s a bit masculine…I am a small tit fan…so that’s her win…that no one else thinks is a win…in a bikini selfie that’s not a win…but it’s something….I’m just not sure what.
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2020
30
Apr
Ellen is a fucking pervert. Could you imagine the backlash I’d get if I tried to make girl sniff their dirty panties as a face mask for the sake of my weird brand of comedy? Or if any dude went down that road, unless they were Joe Biden, the world would FLIP OUT, cancel them…but for some reason I can’t explain or understand…certain people are inappropriate and no one cares…like Ryan Seacrest. I know girls who he has made check their cell phones upon entering his home that he proceeded to do drugs with and fuck up the ass….probably not in a rape way, but still a creep…yet when #MeToo happened not one girl he was an inapproriate dick to came forward…SCAMS MAN…SCAMS…LIES…
Since it’s Ellen, the American scammer of the century…I don’t believe she’s the illuminati like the conspiracies do, but I do think she is the devil. She basically was bitter for years after her hit show was cancelled and realized when she had the chance to replace the other Lesbian on TV, because clearly the world accepted lesbian daytime talk show hosts, I’m talking ROSIE not OPRAH or Sally Jesse….it was her WINDOW…of “I’ll interview people, be a dancing monkey, charm the world like a psychopath and win because the world are a bunch of morons”.
Every time I have seen her intereviews I find her mocking, condescending, perveted and disugsting….I don’t find her funny and when her sign off is “Be Kind to Each Other” knowing she’s evil…it’s the standard bait and switch used car salesman saying “Trust me, this is the best car ever, Honestly”…PROGRAMMING THE MINDS OF THE AUDIENCE THROUGH PROVEN TACTICS…
So instead of flagging her pervert lesbian content like sniffing panties as the porn that it is, she’s praised and checks are signed…
Then there’s the whole “but she gives so much back to the people” idiots, who don’t realize the prizes she gives are advertising deals and she’s making 10 times what the price money is….
Cancel this bitch oh and I hate Kristen Bell too. I don’t know why but she sucks…fuck em all I say…fuck em all.
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Posted in:Kristen Bell
2020
13
Jan
Kristen Bell is probably the most annoying actress out there, here she is twerking in a pair of tight leggings and a sports bra for who knows what reason…but we can collectively find it offensive cultural appropriation in this woke culture…where rich white 40 year old moms are ripping off black culture for their own wine and cheese dinner party, workout, bachelorette party wine and yoga tour activities.
I find Kristen Bell zero hot, her husband 100 percent annoying and they would do us all a favor if their family home had a gas leak…or if their family vacation was rudely interrupted by an Iranian stray missile.
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Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW
2019
16
Dec
Kristen Bell is old as shit and I didn’t find her hot when she was young and getting all the hype…
Maybe I hated her because she was Sarah Marshall, the biggest movie I think she’s ever done, I can’t think of anything else she has done, however I never watched her TV show on that Lizzy Mcguire kick of Veronica Mars bullshit, because I am a grown fucking man, and we shouldn’t partake in that kind of pervert activity…
I just know that they’ve done a reboot of the show, since 40 year old moms great up on it, and that’s who still has cable subscriptions, so it’s breathed some new life into the forgotten Kristen Bell and that’s tragic, because then we give her husband Dax attention by proxy, and he’s a fucking cunt.
Point being, fit at 40 or not, she’s fucking 40….and this is vile and she is the worst.
Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW
2019
10
Oct
I don’t know why brands have decided that Kristen Bell is the most relatable celebrity mom out there. But this girl is getting campaign after campaign from brands. Obviously related to the revival or reboot of Veronica Mars, a show we can assume the media buyers and marketing people grew up on, or that the marketing people were swindled into thinking was an important thing, because they are fame whores and crave working with celebs, while spending their time sucking AGENT dick, because they want more access to that exclusive Hollywood, and are capable of buying it with brand money so why not..
Either way, we see a lot of Kristen Bell now. From brand shit, to media shit, like this Women’s Health shit, where she acts like she’s fit and not just a BOTOX face basking in the glory of the past, reliving that Hollywood relevance, all with her lame husband, who is totally unfunny by her side…
With every magazine article comes a press release where the magazine tries to highlight the key of the article to get sourced by anyone who posts it. It’s an old school take on original content / exclusive insight, that bores me.
But it’s funny to see how they try to spin boring into interesting…
This one “Kristen Bell addresses her mental health, ‘the shame that prevents’ people from opening up”….with and “I immediately felt irresponsible, because I do care about depression not being taboo, yet I present this bubbly, outgoing girl who seemingly gets through life with a smile on her face”
Shut the fuck up…
Then there is: “Reveals the Biggest Lesson She Learned From Dax Shepard’s Alcoholism Recovery”
Dude drank for 3 weeks and is an “alcoholic” he’s been sober a decade or more and I’ve heard him talk his drunk stories, that were beyond normal drunk stories and I just thought these LA assholes are so fucking insular…they don’t know real alcoholism or what real drinking does to ruin lives….and now we need to know what Kristen Bell Learned from his non alcoholism…fuck off..
I’m mad now, so I’ll move onto the next. I can’t believe millions of people live such pathetic lives that they follow this shit…….seriously…
Oh and she’s not hot…she’s an old bitch…don’t believe the photoshoot – I hate all of this.
Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW
2019
30
Jul
I don’t find Kristen Bell hot. I did not watch Veronica Mars. I hated her in Sarah Marshall – but thought Kunis was amazing in it. She’s married to a low level celeb who offends me. So seeing her strategic naked for some revisiting of some bullshit that had some hype a decade ago, because hollywood is out of ideas, or just trying to milk things that already exists, raping them up the ass until they can’t walk no more kind of milking, instead of just starting a new thing, cuz the old thing has a track record and more opportunity to win…
So seeing the mom I didn’t find hot a decade ago do weird nude scenes – is pretty fucking weak….I expect more out of you HOLLYWOOD…like at least try to give us boners…it pays off in the long run.
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Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW
2019
11
Jul
Kristen Bell did some slow mo, one-piece bathing suit cuz she’s old, and old people don’t wear bikinis, even though all old people wear bikinis, just ask BIG TITTY JESSICA SIMPSON….
It not really high concept mom erotica but it does remind me that I never found Kirsten Bell hot, but more importantly, that Dax Shephard cums up inside her, in some weirdo Hollywood marriage from the early 2000s that is annoying….but maybe that’s just because the early 2000s were a dark time for me and I look at trash from that era as a reminder of that, but I doubt I am that deep and it’s more to do with her not being hot.
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