Dude…

This is a pretty aggressive bikini pic from an old mom who I never found hot and that could be because her role in Sarah Marshall killed her for me….

I am not an autistic who can’t separate movies from real life…but there is the occasional performance that if I hate the character, I forever hate the actor and will never give up on that hate…which COULD mean that she’s a great actor, you know that she can trick me into thinking she’s a miserable heart breaking cunt into her career and celebrity more than into LOVE…who had an ego and saw her boyfriend as a stain on her winning at life….but I wouldn’t know if she was a good actor or not…I hate her too much…

Not to mention, DAX SHEPPARD….I hate that guy too…I mean obviously not on a personal level, I don’t know these idiots, but when I see them…I feel rage in my soul…and I can’t tell you why….

I can saw that this showing off her skinny abs despite being a mom reminds me of lebsian gym teach on a canoe trip and not celebrity MILF I want to see before and after pics of her vagina….that we’ll assume DAX hasn’t seen because he’s for sure a homo.

I will say I like the small tits though…and that she’s fit…even if it’s a bit masculine…I am a small tit fan…so that’s her win…that no one else thinks is a win…in a bikini selfie that’s not a win…but it’s something….I’m just not sure what.

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