I just saw a group of teenage girls walk by in oversized sweatpants rocking middle aged mom bodies and I thought that’s unfortunate….but not as unfortunate as middle aged moms who work out body….I get that the whole menopause thing is great for testosterone and getting those GAINS…the musculature on a 45 year old woman who jogs, works out, and tries to stay fit and hot is usually counter productive…and makes them look like haggard loose skinned men…

So here’s some Kristen Bell feeling good about her working out in her old lady compression socks for you foot fetishists who like compression socks…and not a whole lot else…but luckily for you…Kristen Bell is a cockteasing asshole who shouldn’t have bothered posting the nude, to be “I get nude”…since the giant square used to edit the nude, makes it not nude at all…sure, we can see thick cross fit thighs and some upper back muscles I don’t look for when jerking off to nudes…if anything it’s the kind of back you’d want out of doggy cuz that shit would feel queer…even if there’s a dry mom pussy on your dick, that back just throws it off balance…a dry mom pussy she’s not letting you see in this clickbait that shouldn’t be clickbait but rather just something to anger you….clickbait right Sarah Marshall you piece of shit….yes, I’m still mad at Kristen Bell for Sarah Marshall movie…

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