The most interesting thing about Suki Waterhouse is that she was fucking Brad Cooper before he ditched her for the much hotter Irina Shayk who he realized was the genetic level you’d want to have a baby with…you know those Russian women may not have souls but they are brilliant and they are hot…you know spies, engineers and epic sex workers…internationally renowned sex workers…that people having been buying out of a catalog forever…I guess the uglies got killed off in COMMUNISM…and people try to say COMMUNISM is bad…well clearly it doesn’t necessarily work as an economic system due to corruption and the rich getting richer in their palaces while the poor fight for toilet paper in line at Russian Walmart…but it WORKS in quality of pussy.
Anyway….SUKI or SUCKI if you’re 5 years old…which I am…is the not hot enough to breed with, not good enough for Brad Cooper to keep around, trying to get famous, still after all these years of being around…and she’s apparently a working actress…they just overlook her at all the Award shows for her work…but one day she’ll show them…in the meantime….she’ll show you her toplessness not quite topless enough.
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