Vanessa Hudgens is probably the kind of skipper or first mate you’d want to let captain your boat, since you don’t actually own a boat, and ever since you were a little kid in the bath, you’ve just referred to your penis as a boat and still do…

You know let her put her port and starbird buoys in your face while her bilge pump sucks up your toxic oil leak….

You know the kind of girl you’d like dressed up in her sailing hat and sailing sheer top with her nipples out on bigger tits than she’s ever had…how’s that happen? Science…please answer…

She’s done good the past year, I guess it’s always challenging to do good when you belong to the Disney Corporation who own everything from VICE to UFC…controlling the narrative of America…one hard nipple at a time…

I don’t mind the corporate shills, or the media puppets used by the evil entertainment industry, even if regular girls are hotter, they aren’t marketed hotter, and the truth is that when Hudgens embraced social media during the pandemic, realizing it was the next money making opportunity for her and her team, and by realizing I mean her team told her what to do, but because she’s trained at this shit, she just does it better than the do it yourselfers out there…not that it matters when her nipples are out on a boat like a beacon in the distance bringing us to shore in the storm…

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