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2009

30

Sep

Drew Barrymore Unfortunately in a Fetish Lookin Dress of the Day

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Drew Barrymore premiered her Charlie’s Angel 4-The Rollerskate Years movie staring the cunt I can’t stand from Juno because Drew Barrymore milks this whole Girl Power bullshit that gives girls everywhere the wrong idea about their place in the world, fucking up the whole balanace of the world and more importantly works against all the hard work men have put into keeping their bitches their bitches, if you know what I mean. When the reality is that roller derby chicks, like suicide girl chicks, are fat, lesbian, rockers with tattoos who no one really wants to see naked, except maybe other roller derby chicks, you know after they finish beating each other up oin the rink.

She wore some fetish dress that would look great with my cum dripping off it, provided it was on another chick, we’ll just leave this pig-face for the Mac guy.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Drew Barrymore|Leather

2009

03

Sep

Chanelle Hayes is Worth Lookin’ At of the Day

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I don’t remember who Chanelle Hayes is, but based on her hair and make-up, I’m going with pornstar. I guess I could google her, but I’m pretty sure she’s not out there googling me, so why give her that kind of attention, while giving her one more “search request” making her think she’s more important than she is, which is pretty much a cancer to most men who like fuckin’ hot girls, because the second they realize they are better than you, is the second the pussy supply dries up and you go back to fucking rotting meat you find in your freezer, because it’s the only thing fleshy you can put your dick up against, while remembering the few months you were getting hot pussy, not that you’ve ever had hot pussy, but I’m generalizing for the people who have, whether they read this site or not….assholes.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Dress

2009

12

Aug

Rihanna and her Boring Slutty Dress of the Day

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Here is everyone’s favorite battered wife, who we all know was sitting in the front seat of the car punching herself in the fucking face in some crazy raging episode that night Chris Brown was arrested because she read one of his text messages to another girl like a jealous psycho piece of shit. I’ve seen it happen time and time again, where an innocent motherfucker gets locked up because his girl is on her fuckin’ period and causes a huge fuckin’ stink, only to get back with the motherfucker a few weeks later without thinking that she’s a public figure and is now going to have to pretend he actually did beat her ass down, so little girls don’t think it is ok to be beaten by men, even though both Chris Brown and Rihanna know the truth. That is why they are getting married in Barbados in the next 10 months according to my source who hates all things RIhanna and likes ranting everytime I mention how much I wanna fuck her Bajan pussy…..especially when it wears dresses that belong on stage at the stripclub…..not that this dress looks like it’s of stripper quality, cuz it’s not, it’s boring….

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna

2009

28

Jul

Geri Halliwell’s Adjusting Her Panties Behind Her Boyfriend of the Day

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I was walking by the public pool yesterday and I looked to see if there were any hot poor hot moms with their kids to prey on, because I figure if they’re at the pool I walk by, they don’t have any husbands, just many boyfriends, who pay by the hour, or per song, and I saw some 16 year old girl “hiding” behind her friend from the rest of the pool, changing out of her bikini top, but she didn’t realize that from the side, a perverted motherfucker like me could see the entire show. So here she is, teenage breasts exposed, rushing to get changed so that no one “sees” her and I started to feel bad, mainly because I like creeping on girls who know I’m creepin’, it’s more rewarding and challenging, but also because she was a solid 25 pounds too fat in , and I don’t get down like that, even when it’s free teenage tit.
Ginger spice did the same kind of thing at some obnoxious Polo event, only instead of using her friend as an inefficient screen before getting topless, this bitch used her boyfriend as the screen so no one sees her adjusting her vagina lips, or the slip under this dress her ambitious grandmother made out of doilies, cuz bitch is so fuckin’ luxurious, and here are the pics….

Posted in:Dress|Geri Halliwell|Legs

2009

08

Jul

Eva Mendes in Her Summer Dress of the Day

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I haven’t been seeing all that many summer dresses this year. For some reason girls are more into high-waisted jean shorts that make their asses look flat and long, but luckily I was standing out in an unexpected rain shower the other day as I tend to do anytime I wake up and it is sunny out and I notice clouds rollin over cuz I know unexpected rain showers means unprepared people with no umbrellas and white clothing and some young tight bodied girl happened to be wearing a white dress that was soaked right thru and the only sad thing about the whole thing was that she was wearing underwear because I was curious about how she maintained her bush.

Not that that has anything to do with Eva Mendes, but really who the fuck is Eva Mendes anyway, do people care about her or what she does or what she is up to or pretty much anything about her life? I’m gonna go with no.

Posted in:Dress|Eva Mendes|Summer

2009

09

Jun

Heather Graham in a Hot Dress at Some Premiere of the Day

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I saw The Hangover last night and Heather Graham still has it going on. I was surprised that I’ve ever hated on her for getting older and dumpy. Sure, maybe I am just seduced by the breast feeding scene where she busts out her near perfect tit, reminding me of jerking off to Boogie Night scenes, but I think there’s more to it than that. Here she is at the premiere in Ireland in a shredded dress that reminds me of the condition of the dresses of most girls I get with after I am through with them, not because I am an animal in the bedroom, but because dragging them up the stairs to my apartment usually does some damage.

Posted in:Dress|Heather Graham

2009

09

Jun

Ginger Spice Sitting in Cars in Dresses of the Day

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I wrote an unispired post on Ginger Spice in a bikini yesterday, so here’s the follow-up uninspired post of her in a dress in a car. The only thing we can learn from this bitch is if you get your start by being a nude model or stripper, you may just end up a Spice Girl with more money to do with 15 years later, so next time a girl drops the whole “I’d send nudes but….” follow-up with that, cuz it’s a proven fact that chicks who take naked pics of themselves have more chances becoming famous than girls who keep that shit in lockdown, maybe because of a confidence it takes in being naked, taking a naked pic and sending it off, but I think it just has to do with dudes liking naked bitches.

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Posted in:Dress|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice

2009

17

Apr

Jewel’s Dress Fights the Wind of the Day

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Jewel looks hotter than she has in the past, maybe she’s had some work done, or maybe this hangover and erection are throwing off my judgement.

Seeing her fighting with the wind reminds me of the last few days I’ve left my house during the day where this kind of thing almost happened at least 5 times, you know, where I almost saw pussy that wasn’t my wife’s in the flesh, because summer is coming, the skirts are coming out and I guess girls are out of practice or unsure of how to deal with the elements or some shit, I mean it’s that, or they are just all exhibitionists who want perverts like me knowing what kind of panties they wear, but I doubt that’s the case, because girls don’t like me.

Posted in:Dress|Jewel|Wind

2009

10

Apr

Some McCord Sister in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Annalynne McCord’s got a couple latch ons and they are her sisters. I guess she got the gig on 90210 and everyone in the family celebrated because it meant riding her new found fame and success as hard as they all can to get into parties and clubs and feel like they are famous too, while doing it in a shitty see through dress.

I don’t know her name, but it doesn’t really matter, I already hate her and hope the end is near for all those motherfuckers and I don’t mean death, I just mean that they get sent back to the suburb they came from, not that we should even care that much, I am just feeling sensitive.

Posted in:Dress|McCord|See Through|Sister

2009

20

Feb

Kate Beckinsale and Her Leather Dress of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale shoulda have been wearing this dress the night she got pregnant, because instead of bustin inside her, baby daddy would have taken advantage of this special occasion outfit to see his seed roll down off it, at least I hear that’s what people who fuck people in latex are into, meaning like every other time he had sex, shit wouldn’t have stuck on the womb, but it really doesn’t matter because I think she’s bounced back from that pregnancy shit quite amazingly and if only more mom’s were like her, maybe the world would be a better place and men wouldn’t resent their wives for giving them a life sentence with a fatter ass than they married…..

Posted in:Dress|Kate Beckinsale|Leather