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Chanelle Hayes Glamor Model Gone Obese of the Day


Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy UK girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, is just marketing and self promotion…

She may not have made it as an actual celebrity or model, but she was a Glamour model who made it onto UK TV like Big Brother…but more importanlty she made it to the grocery store, the fast food restaurant, the all you can eat buffet….something that would normally destroy a woman who was seen as a “hot model”….but instead – she owns it and she can own it…because in the era of fat models that people are buying into and loving it…she can get away with it…and in the era of Glamour models…she’s probably got a soccer playing husband already…who finances this pit of a stomach….that is just always hungry…

I like these pictures because the dialog going on in my head of what is going on in her head and she grabs what looks like 6 lbs of fatty flesh…is a where did it all go wrong…but the reality is the dialog is more “this looks good, I wish I could deep fry it…yummmm”….fat people…so vile.


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Chanelle Hayes Topless in Spain of the Day


Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy UK girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, is just marketing and self promotion…

She may not have made it as an actual celebrity or model, but she was a Glamour model who made it onto UK TV like Big Brother…but more importanlty she made it to the grocery store, the fast food restaurant, the all you can eat buffet….something that would normally destroy a woman who was seen as a “hot model”….but instead – that she owns…

This is her in 2007 – I guess you could see the fat coming – but nothing like this:


It’s the era, fat models are celebrated, and I guess with big tits like these, how could they not be stared at like the zoo animal they probably weigh as much as…


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Chanelle Hayes in a Thong Bikini of the Day

I may have a bad reputation of perpetuating “unrealistic” body images, that are realistic if you put in some fucking work and watch what you eat, develop a drug addiction, work out like a fiend, actually try to take care of yourself…you know where I celebrate the model diet of cocaine, cigarettes, semen and diet coke….

However, I am married to a fat chick and she disgusts me mainly based on her smell alone…so I can’t be that bad…

More importantly. I am all about pictures of fat girls in bikinis, or fat girls in bikinis, not so much for sexual reasons, but for entertainment purposes…because fat is fucking funny aesthetically and I am all about that shit….true story…even if I don’t want to have sex with it…

Her name is Chanelle Hayes and she was a Glamour Model at one point in time, a Big Brother UK contestant, and now she’s a mom and an eater not scared to show off something that the world generally shuns, unless it is the government, fast food and healthcare companies who want us fat, sick and lazy….

Oh and don’t ever think that this isn’t her whoring, I mean whoring is her whole fucking existence, and she’s clearly either hustling a TV show, or a fitness sponsor or anyone who will pay her…because that’s her thing…here are the pics..

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Chanelle Hayes Titty Model Tis of the Day

When you are a big titty Glamour model from the UK who no one would know existed unless you had big titties you were willing to show off…this is kinda what you do…you get topless and let people underpay you to take pics of you topless…in efforts to leverage that into making more money after everyone knows your name and dudes get committed to wanting to fuck you.

It’s a far better strategy than working at a diner or even a stripclub hoping a prince will walk in and save you…because once you’re tits are published…they are worth more and appeal to people with money who are too busy making money to find girls on their own…but prefer the third party stamp of approval on the shit…it’s a status thing…like a Rolls Royce only far more broken down…

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Chanelle Hayes for NUTS of the Day

Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, you know, that go as far as they can before being considered explicit, is an honorable, artistic driven career that will lead to good places, like celebrity husbands to knock them up. The retirement plan of only the highest class hookers, and I’m not complaining, cuz big tits are amazing, and if they are exposed and in my face, I’m ready to stare at them, or try to lick them, even when on screen, because that’s just the kind of guy who wasn’t breast fed as a child I am. It’d be a huge waste of Chanelle Hayes and her talents if she was working retail or other shit busty girls do who have morals, decency and class.

Keep up the good work baby.

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Chanelle Hayes and Rosie Jones Hot for NUTS of the Day

Damn….NUTS UK is officially a softcore porn magazien…all it took was one lick from one chick to a topless to cross that invisible line of titty men’s mag to full on smut…and I love it…

If this was the 60s, this shit would be too hardcore for the newstands, no one would advertise on it, they’d go bankrupt with no place to go….but today…we’re all a bunch of perverts exposed to this greatness and a little titty sucking won’t stop Mercedes for getting on board with them….but from some reason…they won’t get on board with me…and call me a porn site…when all I do is post their ad supported smut…in what makes life almost unfair…but not that unfair cuz I get to stare at pics like this….

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Chanelle Hayes Topless for NUTS August of the Day

The world needs more Glamour Models….This Chanelle Hayes bitch, showing her tits, reminds us all that it is not the natural beauty of a girl that is important, but the willingness to get topless in photoshoots….because seriously, she’s making money showing her tits, while so many hotter girls than her are just wasting the fuck away at office jobs like a bunch of fucking idiots….take her lead….

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Chanelle Hayes Nude in Nuts of the Day

Chanelle Hayes is some useless Big Brother UK contestent, who went on to become a Glamor Model and according her her WIKIPEDIA, a business woman, who I assume is in the business of showing off her saggy mom tits in photoshoots for lad mags, which makes sense becasue that’s what fucking whores do….I mean along with getting knocked up on purpose by famous Footballers (soccer players), 3 months after heated break-up that led to her trying to kill herself, that baby making vagina doubles as a fucking trap, maybe that it why these pics have some wierd light flare coming from her mom pussy, that I assumed was special effects, that I now think may just be natural….

Either way, here are her crazy, drama filled mom saggers…that remind me of a bitch I used to know, who was in the park this morning with her baby, cockteasing with her cleavage, only to get mad at me when I asked when Feeding time was….whores are all the fucking same…..


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Chanelle Hayes and her New Tits of the Day

While we’re on the topic of useless ….

I figured I’d post on this British Glamour Bullshit cunt….named Chanelle Hayes….cuz it seems like my site only attracts white trash Chimney Sweepers from across the pond….cuz they don’t own TVs, still light their homes with latterns and still know how to read…where as America is filled with idiots….I saw the Scrooge 3-D movie, I know how you soot covered trash live while you’re worshiping their queen…you’re out jerking off to fake tits and calendars of these bitches who are famous but shouldn’t be famous…but thanks to your lad mags are…cuz internet hasn’t kill them yet….since you don’t own computers and appreciate the feeling of paper on your finger tips…you’re authentic like that…

I’m only posting it cuz she obviously got implants – and I like to point and laugh at bitches who try to validated themselves with implants…it’s the ugliest thing you can do to a tit…most of the time…

So Here are the BEFORE PICS….from September 2010

And Here are the AFTER PICS….photoshopped with implants…

No, this isn’t news and I don’t know who Chanelle Hayes is…or why I did this post…or even if this post makes sense…

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Chanelle Hayes Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who Chanelle Hayes is…I just know that I’ve done posts on her before…back when I used to bother with these UK whores that I guess are famous for being whores and trashy dudes in the UK with no taste think they are amazing and follow their every move giving them more attention than they deserve and getting them a lot of traffic because they like that their pussies are highly trafficked, a theory proven with these pictures of this slag-pregnant in a bikini…..and pregnant pussy in a bikini is something I will never turn my back on because it is the union of one of my favorite things with one of my worst nightmares….Enjoy…

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Chanelle Hayes is Worth Lookin’ At of the Day

I don’t remember who Chanelle Hayes is, but based on her hair and make-up, I’m going with pornstar. I guess I could google her, but I’m pretty sure she’s not out there googling me, so why give her that kind of attention, while giving her one more “search request” making her think she’s more important than she is, which is pretty much a cancer to most men who like fuckin’ hot girls, because the second they realize they are better than you, is the second the pussy supply dries up and you go back to fucking rotting meat you find in your freezer, because it’s the only thing fleshy you can put your dick up against, while remembering the few months you were getting hot pussy, not that you’ve ever had hot pussy, but I’m generalizing for the people who have, whether they read this site or not….assholes.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Chanelle Hayes Works it for the Paparazzi of the Day

Chanelle is some UK slut who I don’t really know what she does and I am too lazy to check, but am posting because I like the way she’s playing it up for the paparazzi, like they are real photographers and this is some kind of fashion shoot. It’s like everytime a girl gets her camera out for myspace profile pictures, and pouts her lips and tilts her head, thinking that that is a proper representation of them, or even like time I tried to convince some girl I was a pornographer and got her all excited about giving her her big break, only to show up to the shoot I had set up with a dollar store point and shoot camera.

It’s also like every time you see girls out on the town taking pictures of each other, because now it all ends up on facebook and you want to make sure you look your best. Whenever I come across a scene like that, I try to jump in an act like a porn director, telling the girls to work it, and throw out challenges like “you’re scared now”…”no, you’re sad, your puppy just died” and 4 out of 5 times girls tell me to fuck off, but the ones who don’t, end up playing it up and despite them never getting naked for me, I feel like I have purpose.

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Chanelle Hayes Bikini Pictures of the Day

I just got back from the Hospital, where I underwent further tests for the ass bleeding that happened last week. I expected it to be two hours and that I’d be back here by 10 am to start posting, but things never really work out the way I want them to. Even in Canada, with the whole free healthcare shit, it took closer to 6 hours.

I sat next to some tight bodied single mother who I assume was a stripper and she had a cute little half black or half something dark skinned baby and he entertained me with his funny cornrows and dances. I joked around with them because they were waiting next to me for pretty much the whole time. I wanted to ask the mom why she was seeing an ass doctor, but I thought it was a touchy subject, probably not something she wanted to tell a total stranger. People are generally shy when it comes to talking about shitting issues. When I walked out of the doctor’s office to get on my way the kid ran up to me, put his arms around my legs and said “Don’t Leave Again Daddy”, I wish I was joking, but I am being serious and it was sad. Almost as sad as being famous for being on Big Brother in the UK like this Chanelle Hayes pussy.

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Chanelle Hayes Is a Slut of the Day

You really have to respect a girl like Chanelle Hayes. No one knows who the fuck she is, but I’m still posting her because she somehow managed to slut herself onto the internet by dressing like a slut. I have nothing but respect for a girl who knows her worth and who also knows just how easy it is to get semi-famous and make more money than being a receptionist just by wearing little clothes and looking like she sucks dick all the time. Guys are easy to win over and that is why these feminists in turtlenecks and combat boots need to back the fuck off because they are selling themselves short and in doing that they are also manipulating other girls to sell themselves short by making them feel guilty for playing the system. Sure they can take the traditional route of climbing up the corporate ladder the traditional way, but life would be a hell of a lot easier if they just got naked and they’d make a hell of a lot more money doing it. Any girl who makes less than 100,000 dollars a year and who is semi-attractive is a fuckin’ idiot because if life is really about the hustle of earning money to live a better life there are ways to make that happen and all your dreams can come true, you just need to rework your idea of integrity.

Watch Some Comedy Sex Tape Video with Her and a Puppet for MTV that Is Kinda Funny….

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I am – Chanelle Hayes and Bianca Gascoigne in Spain in Bikinis of the Day


They say that you are the company you keep…or that people who pray together stay together or I don’t know what I am fucking getting at here but I have never heard of this Chanelle Hayes bitch from Big Brother UK, but I can only assume she’s a useless party slut who takes all the dick thrown her way while drunk and disorderly because she hangs out with this Bianca Gascoigne slut.

I was talking to a some girl who pretends she wants to fuck me yesterday about her sexual history. She was in some bible group until she was 20 and then decided to lose her virginity to her long time boyfriend because the pressure was on. Since losing her virginity she’s been a cock tease to every guy who crosses her path, showing off the right amount of skin and talking the right kind of sleazy smack to make them want to fuck her, but never putting out because she felt her pussy was a prize that was only for deserving people. She’s now 27 and has only been fucked by 2 cocks and is sending me cock teasing messages about how bad she wants me and I decided that I like a girl who hasn’t been violated by every dude who gives her a little attention, I like that she cock teased them and made them suffer while sitting at home jerking off to thoughts of her, I like that she could have fucked 100s of men like almost every woman out there because guys are horny and she chose not to.

What I am getting at is that there’s this fine line of being slutty enough to make me want to fuck you in how you dress and act and not actually being a slut who takes every cock that comes your way but knowing how to fuck like a slut behind close doors for me because I am the fucking prize and all that really matters is whether bitch takes it up the ass or not….

Too bad I am impotent…

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