When you are a big titty Glamour model from the UK who no one would know existed unless you had big titties you were willing to show off…this is kinda what you do…you get topless and let people underpay you to take pics of you topless…in efforts to leverage that into making more money after everyone knows your name and dudes get committed to wanting to fuck you.

It’s a far better strategy than working at a diner or even a stripclub hoping a prince will walk in and save you…because once you’re tits are published…they are worth more and appeal to people with money who are too busy making money to find girls on their own…but prefer the third party stamp of approval on the shit…it’s a status thing…like a Rolls Royce only far more broken down…

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Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, you know, that go as far as they can before being considered explicit, is an honorable, artistic driven career that will lead to good places, like celebrity husbands to knock them up. The retirement plan of only the highest class hookers, and I’m not complaining, cuz big tits are amazing, and if they are exposed and in my face, I’m ready to stare at them, or try to lick them, even when on screen, because that’s just the kind of guy who wasn’t breast fed as a child I am. It’d be a huge waste of Chanelle Hayes and her talents if she was working retail or other shit busty girls do who have morals, decency and class.

Keep up the good work baby.

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The world needs more Glamour Models….This Chanelle Hayes bitch, showing her tits, reminds us all that it is not the natural beauty of a girl that is important, but the willingness to get topless in photoshoots….because seriously, she’s making money showing her tits, while so many hotter girls than her are just wasting the fuck away at office jobs like a bunch of fucking idiots….take her lead….

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Chanelle Hayes is some useless Big Brother UK contestent, who went on to become a Glamor Model and according her her WIKIPEDIA, a business woman, who I assume is in the business of showing off her saggy mom tits in photoshoots for lad mags, which makes sense becasue that’s what fucking whores do….I mean along with getting knocked up on purpose by famous Footballers (soccer players), 3 months after heated break-up that led to her trying to kill herself, that baby making vagina doubles as a fucking trap, maybe that it why these pics have some wierd light flare coming from her mom pussy, that I assumed was special effects, that I now think may just be natural….

Either way, here are her crazy, drama filled mom saggers…that remind me of a bitch I used to know, who was in the park this morning with her baby, cockteasing with her cleavage, only to get mad at me when I asked when Feeding time was….whores are all the fucking same…..

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