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2013

09

Dec

Chanelle Hayes in a Thong Bikini of the Day

I may have a bad reputation of perpetuating “unrealistic” body images, that are realistic if you put in some fucking work and watch what you eat, develop a drug addiction, work out like a fiend, actually try to take care of yourself…you know where I celebrate the model diet of cocaine, cigarettes, semen and diet coke….

However, I am married to a fat chick and she disgusts me mainly based on her smell alone…so I can’t be that bad…

More importantly. I am all about pictures of fat girls in bikinis, or fat girls in bikinis, not so much for sexual reasons, but for entertainment purposes…because fat is fucking funny aesthetically and I am all about that shit….true story…even if I don’t want to have sex with it…

Her name is Chanelle Hayes and she was a Glamour Model at one point in time, a Big Brother UK contestant, and now she’s a mom and an eater not scared to show off something that the world generally shuns, unless it is the government, fast food and healthcare companies who want us fat, sick and lazy….

Oh and don’t ever think that this isn’t her whoring, I mean whoring is her whole fucking existence, and she’s clearly either hustling a TV show, or a fitness sponsor or anyone who will pay her…because that’s her thing…here are the pics..

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