Kate Beckinsale may be old as shit, but she’s an emaciated corpse of a woman that seems to be tiny and flexible.

You know the kind of thing that you can use as a human fleshlight and thanks to her menopause, she’s as dry as a fleshlight, so maybe you’ll feel some friction on your micro penis when you get up in that gaping flesh wound of a cunt.

Her vaginal gape is not entirely from being blown out all these years of being Kate Beckinsale, the rich girl trying to find her place in the world, but also because there is no fat or muscle to keep her uterus inside her.

I’m not a fan of Kate Beckinsale but I appreciate that she’s not fat, even if it’s due to a terminal illness, I’ll go for whatever skinny I can get in this fat world.

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I guess I could have called this “Kate Beckinsale Thrusting her Hairy Pussy to the Ceiling” or make some sort of reference to her having her cat on the area in which her womb once was before it dried up and fell out, while doing pelvic thrust, which we’ll assume she does to keep a tight core, glutes and cunt….some squeeze the asshole and lift bitch….

I guess it’s better than assuming her skinny is just impending death, unless you’re into a dead Kate Beckinsale…which I am sure some of you weirdos are.

The point of the story is that I don’t like when people call cats pussies and when people use cats as an innuendo or DOUBLE ENTENDRE or whatever the fuck it’s called when they make pussy jokes when they are talking about cats….

“Hey girl, show me your pussy”….and bitch sends you a picture of her cat…

Pussy is about pussy, it’s a serious matter that should never be mocked….and Kate Beckinsale’s got herself a nicely weathered pussy from all the cocks she’s filled her empty soul with over the years. I’d say it’s well-oiled but that’s probably being generious, more like high milage that requires heavy oiling to still work.

Either way, she’s got some sort of disease and diseased ones are the most fun especially if they are terminal.

She went to some event, stripped down, visible underwear, emaciated the way you’d want a diseased bitch you’re jerking off to me. Fat diseases are gross, we’re here for the unrealistic body image that only comes with dying.

She’s on all fours, like one of them whores, because I guess she is one…..

If you’re wondering why I called her a cyberbully, it’s because she targets dudes who leave mean comments on her IG and tries to ruin their lives for saying mean shit about her…..HOW DARE THEY.

If you think negatively about an overrated, overpaid, underfed, pile of old lady crustiness….that old lady decides she wants you dead and does what she can to ruin you.

Garbage human….BUT YOU SHOULD SMELL HER CUNT….and I would…just to ensure it smells like garbage too. I bet it does…

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Kate Beckinsale is not dead. Her will to be jerked off to is just too powerful for the gods to take her out.

At 100 years old, maybe older, she’s still presenting herself as someone you’d want to fuck and not just because she’s Kate Beckinsale and it would make for a great story when telling your doctor how you got AIDS.

BUT because she’s still looking good…

If only the Old Folks Home of my past, where I used to work changing diapers, came with dried up cunts like this one you can actually get off to without feeling as sick as Beckinsale was at the top of the year when she got Hospitalized for coughing up blood due to anorexia, dick sucks, or whatever it is a person gets that makes them cough up blood.

I’m not her doctor, but if I was, I’d be wrist deep in her, like a ventriloquist, not writing some useless post about her aging process….

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It seems like the palliative care ward of the old folks home has got a little more sexy thanks to old ladies like Kate Beckinsale…in their updated old lady underwear…being lesbians when they old lady dance as part of the old folks home entertainment program.

It’s far hotter than it would have been when old ladies didn’t walk around in their sexy old lady underwear, but instead stuck to wearing their old lady diapers as their fat old lady asses and tits sagged..

Those old ladies acting all horny in a state of dementia, being inappropriate because they don’t realize it due to the dementia, tapping into a pervert part of their brain gone by because of dementia….while this old lady is out here being horny, inappropriate and dirty dancing because she can….since she is skinny and still hot enough to want to be wanted, to want to be seen as someone all the nerds want to fuck when she knows her beauty is wasting away like the rest of her due to the terminal disease she’s clearly got….

I guess when the old dying ladies of this generation are younger due to “climate change” and COVID shots…their skinny and frail bodies aren’t as hard to jerk off to….especially when they’re producing their palliative care, old folks home erotic content series for instagram.

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Kate Beckinsale is an official boomer, despite looking young and fit through tactics we don’t necessarily understand, but that I am sure have something to do with her being a blood sucking vampire, or at least a young sperm drinking MILF, getting that HGH all up insider her so hard it burns a hole in her throat and sends her to the hospital…..

In being a boomer, we don’t expect her to really understand how the internet works, so when she posted provocative comments from her anonymous creeper fans telling her naughty things, like how they want to rape her, or how they jerk off to her, you know, typical internet loser things to a chick who posts provocative content on her feed for attention…

She was acting all offended, like how are the 5.6 million people who follow her not how society and decent and respectable people, not realizing that 99 percent of her audience are loser degenerates jerking off to her….

They don’t care what she does in her life or who dies in her life or even if she dies in her life, they’re here for the jerk off material of her salacious attention seeking and non-age appropriate pics…

You get the attention based on the content you put out there….and she knows exactly the content she puts out there, even her daughter was putting out nude content for a while, that I’ve received lawyers letters NUMEROUS times to remove….and she learned that from MOMMA WHORE for sure…

The best thing in all of it is that she’s acting surprised when the only reason she exists as a celebrity is to play the “hot chick”….that dudes fanboy over and jerk off to….

Her career and NICE life was funded in part by these rapist pervert sad and lonely folk jerking off to her….

She knows people jerked off to her and that’s the only reason she existed as an actress, but she didn’t have to SEE it so I guess it’s ok to trigger these emotions in men when you don’t have to deal with it. The cocktease from afar…

She also broke the CARNAL rule of being a hot chick on the internet who gets jerked off to and that is NEVER let the dude jerking off to you know that you see them, because that will make them CUM harder….

You must always make them feel invisible and ignored, because now they know you know them and that they have a chance to live out their fantasy of marrying her or raping her depending on the situation.

If you go through the screenshots, she acts appalled in one of them that someone would write such crude things while her father was dying, meanwhile the picture he seems to have wrote to is some Christmas themed spread leg shot…

She has since deleted the post…because I guess the boomer is learning how to be a hot chick on the internet versus a hot chick no one had access to back in a time when the internet didn’t exist and she was in her 40s….

The best thing is that someone commented that IG needs a misogyny button to stop the creepy retards who get off writing inappropriate pervert shit to these whores, like the whores they are, because they aren’t sane, normal, or respectable people on the internet…SINCE IT IS THE FUCKING INTERNET….

OK granny, let’s get you to bed…..

Here’s some of her recent video content involving skimpy outfits, erotic dances, humping the air….whoredome shit…

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Kate Beckinsale may be old as shit, but she’s held up pretty nicely until pretty much falling the fuck apart and ending up in the hospital for a few months because of some sort of stomach issue I’ll assume was a side-effect from the AIDS she got from Pete Davidson.

She seems to be settling back into her rich as fuck life in California where she does some low level celebrity things, but for the most part hangs out in a mansion with her pets wearing a bikini, because despite being 50 years old, she’s invested in still being able to look good in a bikini, whether through starvation or modern science that rich people buy into, it still looks good to me, just as long as she’s 100 feet away…

Death doesn’t look so bad on Beckinsale, especially when she keeps things age appropriate by being in Black and White, since she’s from an era before color technology and it prevents showing the death lines in her face since it’s all muted….

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Someone’s looking like shit….

Just because she was released from the hospital, doesn’t mean she’s better, it could mean that she’s gone home to die amongst her things….

At least her first public stop post being hospitalized for months was to the BOTOX Center in Beverly Hills….PRIORITIES.

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Kate Beckinsale was in the hospital for a few months and no one knew why, but assumed it was a COVID VACCINE INJURY because of all the side-effects people are experimenting after poisoning themselves with gene therapy that was experimental and that killed all the animals in the trial, but maybe that’s just a coincidence.

The truth is that skinny Kate Beckinsale is old as shit, so ending up in the hospital is probably expected for someone who is old as shit, plus she doesn’t look old as shit, so that probably comes with starving herself, drugs, medical intervention, injecting weird shit in her face….all things that can poison a bitch as hard as a gene therapy vaccine.

Well, she didn’t tell anyone why she was in the hospital when being a spoony baby crying to the world with her vague hospital content…and someone out there probably thought “I wonder what Beckinsale is dying of”….MAYBE it’s the same thing that the other KATE from the UK has….you know, since people have always been hospitalized in their 50s.

Well, she posted a picture in a t-shirt that says “Tummy Troubles Survivor”…so we’ll assume that she had something involving shitting herself, shitting blood, not shitting herself, shitting blood, but she survived. I blame years of anal.

So Kate had a sore TUMTUM and spent months in Hospital because of it, totally normal…

Luckily, she’s in tight pants spreading her legs as she addresses her traumatic health journey.

Luckily, people have Kate Beckinsale fetishes, skinny old lady fetishes, old ladies who look young fetishes, platform shoe fetishes, tight jean fetishes, shitting fetishes, farting fetishes, bloody asshole fetishes, sick person fetishes, dying woman rich woman who you don’t have to commit to for too long because she’s dying and you want to give her a good last run, getting into the will, so you can retire and write the novel about that story to inspire an American hit Love Story…making you more rich because people love when love stories involve one of the motherfuckers dying in the end.

RIP Kate Beckinsale.

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Apparently some hacker leaked a nude picture of her ass to the internet, showing off her hot old lady ass that you’d fuck harder than Pete Davidson did, even if it now comes equipped full loaded with Pete Davidson’s AIDS.

The hacker’s name is Kate Beckinsale, because there comes a time in a woman’s life where modesty gets thrown out the window and they fully embrace and share their old lady bodies because they either don’t give a fuck, have a mind controlling parasite that make them sluts, or they want to show off that they look better than 99 percent of bitches their senior citizen age….because why the fuck not…you only have one life to live, get those dopamine hits you need.

It’s amazing self promotion…and a way to continue existing.

There’s no real way to confirm this is Beckinsale’s granny ass, but I figure it could be her granny ass that I am sure has always been a shameless exhibitionist in her closed community, embracing social media and being an exhibitionist for the fans as well, since they are all perverts who have been loyal and dedicated to her hotness for decades now.

If it is her ass, it looks good to me….especially for a granny ass….not just enough granny asshole.

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So, Kate Beckinsale has been called a vampire because of her lack of aging since Vampires don’t die, she’s from England where vampires have become the ruling class, except I guess some of them do die sometimes, you know getting sent back to middle earth where the belong….

When she was under 40, you could justify the whole Kate Beckinsale being vain, hot, starving herself, caring for her skin, committed to the cause and pulling it off…

But now that she’s 60, it’s more confusing, and obvious that either magic, witchcraft, technology, medical advancements, fillers, filters and fucksluts….or she’s a vampire that you’d let suck the blood right out of your dick, even if you knew it was the last time you had a dick…because even at 60 she’s good….and knowing she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up…sad to the K-Feds of us out here, but to the average child hater, it’s like her pussy is one big STD filled condom….you know biological birth control from being TOO old to breed, but not too old to fuck, unless she’s got osteoarthritis and she’s about to break a leg riding your shit, not that she’d be riding you if you ever got that far, which you won’t, it’d be more like her passed out somewhere due to low blood pressure or low blood sugar or some thyroid shit….giving you about all she gives in a fuck because she’s Kate Beckinsale and showing up is more than enough…

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