Kate Beckinsale seems to be on some sort of quest, I am not sure what that quest is, but it definitely involves her producing content around herself being as hot as she possibly can be, which is pretty fucking hot for an old lady.

It feels like when someone is dying of cancer and decides to go over the top in either writing daily letters to their kids to be opened after they die, or some kind of not accepting the end is near so going over the top in the hustle because deep down they know the end is near….so create that legacy for a time when you won’t be able to.

Only instead of acting, it’s more about vanity and hotness because there will be a time when Beckinsale looks weirder and weirder as they try to prevent aging by jacking up their faces, using AI, or filters and fillers…but who cares.

So until then, she’ll dress up every day, attend events, hire photographers, edit herself to keep the lie alive…and we’d all fuck her even with our mouths when she’s a 90 year old shrivelled and half dead corpse…when the PETE DAVIDSON aids takes her out….because we are perverts.

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These Kate Beckinsale pics are from a couple of days ago. I don’t follow social media so I don’t follow Kate Beckinsale’s social media hustle, but when I do see what she puts together for her social media, I think that maybe with age comes experience and with experience comes a simple understanding of pulling your old lady tits out while you still have a hot body despite being an old lady is a solid strategy in whoring.

I don’t know what spells she’s run, what filters she uses, what procedures she’s had done, how much young man cum she’s had transfused into her veins, what percentage of this is real, what is a lie, because she is skewing in the more tranny direction old ladies with too much face work get done, but she’s still hot for an old lady, walking that thin is she hot or terrifying and clown-like, or a bit of both.

I’m into her creative vision when the tits are released..

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Halloween may have happened a week ago, but I figure in this world of everyone wearing a costume to properly execute their digital life through their digital avatar, Halloween is every fucking day and it’s far more slutty than the actual Halloween….

So today, we bring you one of last week’s costumes that you’ll probably want to jack off to because it’s Kate Beckinsale and she’s been hot and consistent for her nerd fans for over 20 years at this point.

She’s 50, doesn’t look 50, whether that’s through witchcraft, dracula shit, or just eating abortions, which is why the elite love abortions, they can never get enough abortion to juice in their expensive cold press juicers to find them their youth.

She’s got what could be sheer panties on, I don’t really see a dried up vagina that a lot of younger people have run through, and clearly Pete Davidson’s HIV status didn’t take her out because she’s still living…not dead….or even dying…because her aging is so slow on the outside, let’s hope it’s equally slow on the inside….rather than being some corpse pussy dustiness.

Her costume was Jane Fonda.

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Old as shit Kate Beckinsale, who has strategically maintained herself in a way that she barely rots, confusing those who don’t think she’s a vampire drinking the blood of children, or at least a strategic botoxer that is vain enough to not let herself get fat or aged out.

She’s consistently been the “hot chick” in shitty movies, unless you’re a COMICON bro who still jerks off to Underworld.

I’ve seen her in two movies in the last few weeks, some Total Recall remix that sucked and some other Charlie Chaplin inspired shit that sucked, so I feel as though she’s old, tired, and sucks too….and not in the right kind of sucking, but I’m sure she does some of that since she always has younger boyfriends who cum in her menopausal box, since she can’t get pregnant with another LILY MO SHEEN (who is also pretty slutty in her nude leaked content) even if she tried, due to biology…

She is seen here wearing a leotard, like she’s going to gymnastics class, or geriatric aerobics and I’ve a huge fan of the leotard, I still remember the days of the mid to late 2000s when American Apparel brought these fuckers back, I still remember the mid 90s when bitches wore these, and it’s still a fetish of mine…a piece of clothing that touches pussy, asshole and nipple at the same time….

Beckinsale probably remembers those eras also, since she was 45 when the trend came out of dance class and onto the mainstream…..

Sure the TIGHTS kind of take away from that whole touching pussy, ass and tits at the same time, but you’d probably want that protective seal with someone so well used up, plus she’s old and her leathery, varicose vein, alligator skin legs look better wrapped in yellow!

The cameltoe’s off, but hey…it’s the thought that counts!

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Old as shit, but not aged out yet, becasue she’s managed to preserve herself like the vampire she may be, you know those rich british bloodlines are likely part reptile or at least good at preserving themselves or hiding the ROT….it makes no sense….but it looks good to me and that’s what counts since I can’t smell the rot….

Anyway, Old as shit Beckinsale is showing you how flexible she is, kicking the air while she still can before the inevitable hip replacement, doing some spreading of her pussy, maybe airing it out, because when they lips rub together the burn is too intense….so she needs to pay a bitch to carry her around like this.

I DO NOT KNOW….but this is some boring as shit Kate Beckinsale clickbait, especially after she had her full tits out in a sheer dress last week for THANKSGIVING…..

We can spice it up with GIFS from one of her topless scenes, which could be her only topless scene, despite shit talking celebs for 20 years, I have no idea what movies they are in, other than the main ones and I sure as fuck don’t keep track of their nudes, because even the hot ones aren’t that hot….that’s a lot of EFFORT when you can just google pics of hot tits without all the celebrity ego attached to it…and they’re usually hotter tits…

Point being, she’s in this pic with her blonde sidekick named Gabriel Morpeth ….I don’t know if they fuck dudes together, or fuck each other together…SCISSOR BABY….but as degenerate as celebs are, and as degenerate as rich kids with celeb parents which she was before being a celebrity are, and as degenerate as anyone who fucks AIDS looking Pete Davidson no matter how charming, funny, charasmatic or big dicked as he is are…..I’m going with highly likely….

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Kate Beckinsale may be 100 fucking years old, the pussy may be dried up, the asshole blown out by all the oversized shit’s she’s taken on the days of the month she eats, but I would probably sign up to her OnlyFans to watch her diddle herself, or take loads from young cock, which I assume is her beauty tip for eternal youth!

I hate on all the old ladies trying to be the hot young ladies, rocking their hysterectomy scars from the pre-cancerous cells, despite their training in fucking and I guess not giving a fuck fucking, because some of us are as old as Kate Beckinsale and it was a time before trying to outdo porn chicks for male attention, if anything, most people had pretty standard sex, even though I was having raw anal with a chick back in High School, I know how to pick em, it wasn’t the norm! Sure she was half retarded, a good student, who listened to my direction, with her diabetes foot amputations, she was insecure, BUT I was still having raw anal in High School with a chick and not by the sports team hazing me, like you! SO I win!

So what if she stank, it was 40 fucking years ago, it’s not like I remember the stink, I mean I REMEMBER the stink, I couldn’t get it off me for months, but in HIND SIGHT it was hot, even though I was made fun for it by all my friends, and strangers!

Yeah, so people pointed and laughed at us, when I took her out for french fries, you have to show a girl a good time, if you want her to show you a good time, and if that means a walk of SHAME before the fuck, SO BE IT!

The point of the story, is not about how shit girls fucked when Beckinsale was young, she’s a rich kid, her parents actors, in the scene, so her FUCK was got ON, it’s just that at her age, basically YOUNG granny age, she’s still someone who’s FUCK I want to see get on, and THAT is the fucking point of this post!

Watch her squat without any concern of her bum hip, all frog like and ready to bounce on a cock, while rocking a bikini, I mean this is legendary animal shit and I wouldn’t mind smelling like whatever mothballs or whore shower scent she uses to cover up the rot!

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Kate Beckinsale is an enigma that makes no fucking sense to me because she’s old as fuck, yet here I am looking at her bikini jacked up her cunt like a college girl who read that cameltoe was the new cleavage, which clearly it is according to all the pussy I see through pants when I leaave the house, don’t believe me, stop by tomorrow for PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY.

I don’t know if Beckinsale did some weird sacrifice to the overlords for endless hotness, or if she is working her ass off to maintain the hot young looking for an old lady body.

I don’t know if this is what happens when you’re rich and barely work, plenty of time to sleep…

I don’t know if the Underworld movie she is best known for came with some weird occult recipes for eternal youth, it was about vampires and for all we know, vampires could be real..just eating the blood of children for the youthful blood, or maybe it’s just all the young guys she fucks and lets cum in her since she’s too old to get pregnant, I just know it’s weird……

Just not weird enough for me to not stare at her cunt that she’s basically put on display like she’s virtually sitting on our faces like we were Pete Davidson……but thinking that Pete Davidson’s dick has filled this cunt I am staring at, ALMOST makes it less tasty looking, but luckily, I can eat pussy without thinking about the dicks that have been in it, or the residual taste of said dicks, I’ve spent years fucking whores and I know at my budget levels they don’t shower between john’s, so we make do, that’s what we do, we make do,..

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