Kate Beckinsale may be 100 fucking years old, the pussy may be dried up, the asshole blown out by all the oversized shit’s she’s taken on the days of the month she eats, but I would probably sign up to her OnlyFans to watch her diddle herself, or take loads from young cock, which I assume is her beauty tip for eternal youth!

I hate on all the old ladies trying to be the hot young ladies, rocking their hysterectomy scars from the pre-cancerous cells, despite their training in fucking and I guess not giving a fuck fucking, because some of us are as old as Kate Beckinsale and it was a time before trying to outdo porn chicks for male attention, if anything, most people had pretty standard sex, even though I was having raw anal with a chick back in High School, I know how to pick em, it wasn’t the norm! Sure she was half retarded, a good student, who listened to my direction, with her diabetes foot amputations, she was insecure, BUT I was still having raw anal in High School with a chick and not by the sports team hazing me, like you! SO I win!

So what if she stank, it was 40 fucking years ago, it’s not like I remember the stink, I mean I REMEMBER the stink, I couldn’t get it off me for months, but in HIND SIGHT it was hot, even though I was made fun for it by all my friends, and strangers!

Yeah, so people pointed and laughed at us, when I took her out for french fries, you have to show a girl a good time, if you want her to show you a good time, and if that means a walk of SHAME before the fuck, SO BE IT!

The point of the story, is not about how shit girls fucked when Beckinsale was young, she’s a rich kid, her parents actors, in the scene, so her FUCK was got ON, it’s just that at her age, basically YOUNG granny age, she’s still someone who’s FUCK I want to see get on, and THAT is the fucking point of this post!

Watch her squat without any concern of her bum hip, all frog like and ready to bounce on a cock, while rocking a bikini, I mean this is legendary animal shit and I wouldn’t mind smelling like whatever mothballs or whore shower scent she uses to cover up the rot!

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Kate Beckinsale is an enigma that makes no fucking sense to me because she’s old as fuck, yet here I am looking at her bikini jacked up her cunt like a college girl who read that cameltoe was the new cleavage, which clearly it is according to all the pussy I see through pants when I leaave the house, don’t believe me, stop by tomorrow for PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY.

I don’t know if Beckinsale did some weird sacrifice to the overlords for endless hotness, or if she is working her ass off to maintain the hot young looking for an old lady body.

I don’t know if this is what happens when you’re rich and barely work, plenty of time to sleep…

I don’t know if the Underworld movie she is best known for came with some weird occult recipes for eternal youth, it was about vampires and for all we know, vampires could be real..just eating the blood of children for the youthful blood, or maybe it’s just all the young guys she fucks and lets cum in her since she’s too old to get pregnant, I just know it’s weird……

Just not weird enough for me to not stare at her cunt that she’s basically put on display like she’s virtually sitting on our faces like we were Pete Davidson……but thinking that Pete Davidson’s dick has filled this cunt I am staring at, ALMOST makes it less tasty looking, but luckily, I can eat pussy without thinking about the dicks that have been in it, or the residual taste of said dicks, I’ve spent years fucking whores and I know at my budget levels they don’t shower between john’s, so we make do, that’s what we do, we make do,..

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Kate Beckinsale is a bit of a freak, not in a bad way, in the way you’d want all women to be freaks, because she rots at a slower rate than other bitches traditionally did, because looking at her body and face in her tight outfit, tits pushed up, tongue out like she’s waiting for your low testosterone, over masturbated, unsubstantial load….TAKE YOUR ZINC, MAGNESIUM and EAT YOUR FUCKING WATERMELON…

I don’t know if she’s actually a vampire, maybe it was some of her character research for the one and only movie I’ve seen her in, Underworld, and I didn’t even see Underworld, I just know about it…and nerds fucking love it…or did in an era where DVDs were purchased and paused for masturbation purposes.

I only know her as the hot, small bodied mom, who a good campaign hero, you know like the faces of the people on the cigarette packs, for having kids young if you’re going to have kids at all, because there’s no reason to NOT bounce back….but then again she’s a rich kid, with rich parents and the sperm that made her kids also rich, and she’s probably rich with her own acting and prostituting to young guys to steal their lifeforce, more fun than blood transfusions with children I guess…OH THOSE RICH FOLK and their fucking weirdness.

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A man who used to try to make me call him daddy, back when I was growing up in the foster system, taught me a few valuable lessons, like how adaptable our ANUSES are to their immediate surroundings, but more importantly that women who bodybuild have clits the size of a grown man’s pinky….but even more important than that…that women, no matter how good their faces look, can’t hide aging on their hands or necks, so if like the rings of the tree you just cut down, you can use it to age a bitch…

Clearly, people like Paris Hilton who always wears gloves, and Dolly Parton, and now Kate Beckinsale are well aware of this….because historically she’s been an enigma, a miracle, a goddess who despite looking so good, was actually 20 years older than we thought she was…when I found out she had an 17 or 18 year old kid about 5 years ago, I figured even with the whole Teen Mom craze she would have had to be 10 at the time….well..she wasn’t she’s just doesn’t make sense…vampire shit…which makes sense because her claim to fame before being the girl who ages perfectly…was the Underworld series that all the nerds fell in love with her because of…

This is a video of her hiding her neck, in the most obvious way, so you don’t see she’s pushing 50….but that doesn’t mean she’s garbage, sometimes 50 year olds are hot, I mean their pussies a little too weathered and experienced, but they can look good, it’s rare but it happens and I’m rooting on Beckinsale to keep up her hot old as shit vibes….sloppy turkey neck / pussy or not…

Here she is on set:

Here are old hot clips:

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I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is actually in Canada or if this is just her foreshadowing the future takeover of Canada, you know the next on the list of countries for the Queen to take over because she owns it….you know CONSPIRACY GLOBALISM SHIT….

Beckinsale is from the UK, and I’ll assume she was a RICH kid in the UK, hence the ability to make it in America….as a single mom….which normally would HINDER a bitch trying to make it in America…and Beckinsale is hugely famous in America..in part for being the tiny bodied, hot mid 40 year old mom of a 20 year old….so it is reasonable to think she works for the Queen….or at least more fun to think that than to think she’s in an RV on set in Canada for a scene where she’s in lingerie…because last I checked, she hasn’t been in a movie since Underworld 20 years ago…which happened to be enough of a movie to be in to basically last forever…

She’s probably just shooting in Canada, but since we are in lockdowns, have internment camps, can’t travel inter-province, have curfews, bars and restaurants closed, all for a virus that kills old sick people…the globalism agenda seems to make more sense…

Either way, she’s hot, in bed, assuming the fuck her missionary position and that’s always fun no matter how old she is.

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