Kate Beckinsale has deleted her entire instagram feed, which always feel a little unhinged when a woman does that sort of thing, like she’s having some kind of rich person crisis where she needs a new beginning, so that she can focus on the future and not the past, or some other new age hippie shit….

Or she’s dying and doesn’t want to keep her digital footprint around, since things she said 5 years ago may not apply today.

The fact is she’s in her 50s and a rich and entitled brat from before the time of social media, so it’s incredible she’s figured out the platform, by being thirsty and in her case very very hungry for attention makes a bitch do a tutorial…

She posted a new round of pictures which she says is from work, but from the looks of her and her emaciated, no musculature, cancer victim in palliative care body, it could just be her final tour, saying goodbye to old friends before she’s officially dead.

I think they call that shit a living funeral…

She’s got the make-up on, like the body at the funeral home, so she’s not as grey as you’d expect from someone dying….she’s got the fillers in her face, so she looks youthful for an old bat….and she’s got her tits out as a diversion….

TAKE IT IN….like she’s taken in all the cocks she could, young cock even, for the HGH, in hopes it would save her….

RIP Kate Backinsale, in advance.

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Kate Beckinsale is dying of a vaccine injury, or AIDS, I mean she did have sex with Pete Davidson who I’ve been told by Kanye West through a mutual friend, that he’s got AIDS…but I may have imagined the whole thing.

She was apparently shitting out blood through her throat, which sounds pretty hot if you’re into throat fucking porn. I think they call them “BLOW BANGS” because porn isn’t as sophisticated, artistic or edgy as it was in the 70s, it’s just sensational dog shit with ugly girls.

We should change that because ultimately, I like watching people fuck, but porn makes me not like watching people fuck, which is the exact opposite of porn’s sole purpose in life.

Kate Beckinsale who probably had a sex life similar to a porn chick and she has been porn to a large group of nerds being a hot chick in a “cult” movie franchise about vampires and she’s barely aged or at least strategically injected her face to not look like a weathered old prune on the top of her British Fruit Cake.

She’s jumping on the take porn weirder and fucking weirder because we need to find things people will pay 30 dollars a month to see and she’s landed on titty fucking otters with her tiny tits…

I thought beastiality was illegal, yet here it is, CLEAR AS DAY, on CHRISTMAS EVE EVE on instagram.

SICK FUCK and not just because of the terminal illness, but SINCK IN BRAIN baby.

She’s also teasing some SCAT / SHITTING porn, which is just totally offensive….especially since her intestines are all mangled from whatever got her hospitalized and keeps her emaciated. Safe to assume it’s some fucked up shit….LITERALLY!

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When you’re as rich and famous as Kate Beckinsale, you can hire slaves to come to your house to do your KEGELS for you….

The skinny, emaciated, half dead, spent a month in the hospital because she got throat fucked into internal bleeding is doing the best she can to keep her old, dry, polluted, expired, tainted uterus from falling out of her.

When you are just skin and bones, with no musculature, you’re more than just a fetish that can’t run away if it tried because the bones would break through the skin with no muscles to hold them in place, but also at risk of having your internal organs fall out of you and drag along behind you….

So instead of sitting on a vibrating chair, you get people to do it for you and the whole thing would be hotter if it didn’t smell like a retirement home…but since it’s in picture, the nude Beckinsale is better than a clothed Beckinsale since she has been historically hot in her SLOW rot….that can’t fool us into thinking that the pussy’s not full rot…but these medical procedures can only go so far in the lies…

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Kate Beckinsale is on what I assume is her death march. You know, like that Queen Latifah movie where she finds out that she’s dying and she goes and experiences all life has to offer, I think it’s called HOW STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK.

She’s gone back to her MUMMY’s home, where she has been doing lesbian weirdness in her childhood room.

She’s been celebrating her birthday, where I assume she’s just turned 60, despite still being hot, at least according to me, because I like an emaciated girl who looks unhealthy since and dying, all skinny and wonderful, wearing weird Edward Scissorhand gothic boots, to support her….while coughing up blood to make me feel like my dick’s big enough to not just gag her but to damage her throat fuck hole.

So along with whining at DAILY MAIL for wrongfully representing her in a way so tantrum and lashing out that you’d have tot they they were representing her right…she is dressing up in silly outfits like she’s a child going to COMICON where 90 percent of her fans jerk off….and the whole thing is weird, but I guess if you were dying of a bloody throat you were hospitalized for, you’re end of days would be weird too.

Here she is with a cat to remind you that all the whores of the internet have cats, it’s like in order to have that whore face on the internet, you have to have cats….

Is it VACCINE INJURY – GET ANOTHER SHOT KATE….

Is it CANCER….

IS IT AIDS from PETE DAVIDSON….

At least she’s having a good time dying, which I guess is the point of life…so she is inspiring more than just die hard fans to keep jerking off to her…she teaches us how to live as well….

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Not that you care, but Kate Beckinsale was trying to DOXX or turn her audience on a Daily Mail writer for saying something about her bleeding throat and what looks like a terminal illness being a result of her mom dying of cancer or some shit…

I know, people have real problems, but when you’re an entitled brat who is ridiculously spoiled, even into her 60s, you think your problems are more important than the rest of us, and then you try to recruit innocent dudes who can’t help but do what they are told by Kate Beckinsale because they love her so much, to basically target and destroy the Daily Mail writer…

It’s like bitch, without the media or her producing constant attention seeking content around herself, she’d BARELY exist…

If anything it’s just a constant cry for attention from her, bored, rich woman with nothing to do but whine about how unfair her celebrity is, while not actually working because of said celebrity…spending her days literally doing NOTHING..with no worries…

ALL while drawing attention to the fact she had a bleeding throat….and couldn’t eat because she was hospitalized…

Then she tries to get everyone’s sympathy about her illnesses, or her mom’s impending death…at 60 years old most people don’t still have parents you whining cunt.

People die, no one cares, we have our own problems, you’re not the only person who has dead parents, grow up you stunted twat or fuck off and show us that Pete Davidson AIDS HOLE…

Here’s the weirdness she’s wasting her time producing to get attention because SHE loves attention…spoony cunt.

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Kate Beckinsale in her Bloomers of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is wearing a pair of bloomers, which is appropriate because she’s 300 years old…

This could be one of those dementia brain thing where the old lady who is dying of whatever throat fucking disease that made her throat bleed reverts back to her childhood before being turned into a Vampire….

Then again, since Kate Beckinsale is near dead and skeltal it is possible that what we are looking at is Kate Beckinsale in a thong….it just fits like a pair of bloomers…

The sick thing is that you all still jerk off to Backinsale despite her being sick, near dead, palliative…almost like working the cancer ward for the finger bangs…because you’re the truly sick one, not the dying of cancer motherfuckers…you are sicker than the dying of cancer motherfuckers…SICK…

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Kate Beckinsale is bringing the fetish content to the pervert fans.

The frail old lady who spent a month in the hospital because her throat had a bleeding wound from either sucking dick or puking, leaving her all weak and skinny at 50 years old……

She still looks good to me, the power of instagram filters, fillers, staying out of the sun, being a vampire, my appreciation for skinny chicks even when they’re too old….but I am also a pervert….

The frail look not only makes your dick look bigger, but it’s too weak and tired to run from you…..and since 99 percent of the sex I’ve had would now be categorized as sexual assault by a libtard cat lady….weak and frail is appealing….

What isn’t appealing is the whole menopause thing, not because you can’t knock her up, but kinda, since knocking up a 50 year old Kate Beckinsale would be exciting, it’s just that as people who aren’t fucking the dried up cooz, the menopause isn’t practical birth control it’s a sign of infertile, too old to breed which by definition isn’t very sexy….a bitch who doesn’t ovulate is a little gay to be turned by….but since it’s Beckinsale, and she’s skinny and trying hard, her menopause cunt is probably better than many fertile younger women because she’s famous, hot and skinny….assuming she’s not too skinny for that dry uterus to have nothing supporting it and keeping it inside her….

She produced some half nakedness….that’s the point of this story of a well travelled famous vagina that is potentially dying of whatever disease…

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Kate Beckinsale is the 300 year old vampire from the UK who has been sucking the cum of the youth to keep her youthful for a long time, it’s a different kind of vampire, where the human blood is young cum….a premise of a shitty porn I should have written 20 years ago so that I’d be retired in the Florida Keys by now.

Anyway, she’s got a skinny tight body and not just for an old lady, but for any lady….we’ve assumed it’s from anorexia, over fitness, drug addiction, body dysmorphia, giving into the pressures of being a famous hot chick that has a nerdy fan base that expect her to be a skinny hot chick will into her 70s.

So when she posted a perverted old lady at the home dancing in her underwear because she has dementia and still thinks she’s in her 20s working at the burlesque theatre in Missouri….a dude made a standard “did you dance your ass off” joke….you know the one, it’s what you ask a flat assed girl in the bar when dancing to get her to sit on your face via the NEGATIVE hit…..you know the “I will prove you that my ass is perfectly fine, sir, because appeasing the male and being validated by the male is what I am wired for…..so let me sit on your face, master”….

Anyway, Beckinsale got defensive in the comments, told the homie that the reason she’s skinny is because her dad died, her stepfather died, her mom got cancer (GET ANOTHER SHOT IDIOTS)…..and that she had to play the role of someone who lost her father because she’s about 60 years old and her parents would likely be the “Should already be dead age”….

So all the stress lead to her sucking dick so hard, so deep, it burned a hole through her esophagus….or maybe it’s the post nasal drip from the bad cocaine…or maybe it’s GERD…or maybe it’s COVID…

All this to say, she was puking up blood on cocks….and survived, despite the hospitalization, which is probably less embarrassing than the hospitalization a girl I know had because she took a dick too big for her and it split her cooter up into her asshole like birthing twins…forcing a government funded labiaplasty…

FUN, but not as fun as all the inspiration quotes she’s posting to her instagram story, the kind that make you KNOW bitch is crazy….

Not to mention, being defensive for having the body of an 18 year old who hasn’t quite hit puberty yet at 70 is nothing to be defensive about, small asses on skinny chicks can be a great time in part because skinny chicks, especially in their 70s are really easy to fist, no fat to get in the way of the direct line to the uterus, or where the uterus once was when she was still fertile.

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Kate Beckinsale posted a video that the official story states is her mooning a department store the day that her cat Clyde a year ago but I like to think she’s shitting out of the window as part of some celebrity fetish because just not showing us that part, because that’s a far weirder fetish or thing to do and these celebrities have to level up their fetishes in order to get the same thrills normal people would get.

Clyde was actually a pretty interesting cat that she would put into a lot of her content and I was a fan of online presence…I am into the animals of the internet more than I am into the crackheads, the instagram models, the whores and the celebrities of the internet, so when they die, I feel it too….it is a loss for us all…but I guess a bit of a win for us because it gets his owner showing off her ass….not that a dying cat is worth seeing a weirdly shot Beckinsale ass…but if the cat’s going to die anyway, it might as well come her ass.

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Either Kate Beckinsale is tapping into the trends by producing lesbian clickbait now that everyone is a lesbian.

However, it’s a little sad to be lesbian clickbait, not that Lesbian clickbait is happy, but at least it’s something you can jerk off to if you’re in the right mood and the lesbians aren’t the kind that are built like me, or that have transitioned to me, because those lesbians are boring…but hot lesbians licking each other’s assholes while they ride each other’s faces aren’t…

So, I’m of the school of thought that would like to see some traditional hot old lady divorcee going through menopause deciding to be a lesbian since it’s a fetish not a predisposition….when there is fisting…

This is a little sadder, it could be Beckinsale practicing for when she actually dies off from whatever disease sent her to the hospital….the cuddle that could be a loving friend trying to help her dying friend through it…only fro the dying friend to die…and that’s not a fetish to me, but it could be to you, since the only Beckinsale you’ll ever fuck is the kind you dig up from the cemetery, who will likely be cremated, so the closest you’ll get is dusting your balls with her…

HOT.

Here are her oversized panties that are possibly child sized panties because she’s living her best near-corpse life….

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