I don’t know why I have sch an issue with these old time celebrities or personalities taking to Instagram to compete with the young people who are taking eyeballs off them, which I am sure they hate, by posing half naked like the young people, because I like half naked women thirst trapping for attention, especially when they are old as shit and have tons of money, accomplishments, but their egos just can’t throw in the towel or give up on the whole thing, they’ve got more fight in them, and they’re from an era where they had to fight for every job they got, or at least most did, DICKS were sucked in ways girls of today don’t know!

So yeah, from Heidi Klum, JLo, Longoria, Aniston, just doing the basic “tits get hits” approach to content, using filters and faking it, just seems desperate and not in a hot way, but in a Mean Bitter Old Lady way, and no one likes bitter old ladies!

The only one who doesn’t seem to bother me is Kate Beckinsale, who has this tiny fit body at 49, even if there’s filters or photoshopped being used, she seems to live up to the smut she puts on instagram, all youthful and with it, even fucking under 25 year old men, probably for their sperm, it’s less weird than blood transfusions other celebs get with children to stay young, and it’s not like she can get pregnant, she’s basically 50 fuck!

All this to say, Kate Beckinsale is the only old as shit famous bitch worth jerking off to, her hotness may not make sense, but it is legit!

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Pete Davidson tainted Kate Beckinsale who I guess was one stop on his ritualistic climb to the top of the food chain, ending up on Kim Kardashian, I guess is the top of the food chain, because in her food chain it’s about who eats the most souls of the people beneath her…..

Obviously, to the average spectator is a downgrade from even an old as shit Kate Beckinsale, because Kim K is old as shit too…she’s just about double the size of Beckinsale and about 1/100th the hotness, or less, depending on how disgusted you are by her freakish surgeries, procedures, body shape, and contribution to the destruction of humanity through vapid, social media, narcissism, and money grubbing….

But to the insider, the Kim K touch, is the best marketing hustle, the richest, the gold standard in “I’ve made it in the culture”…..which is sad..

No one, except Beckinsale’s creepy fans knew that she was fucking Pete, but they’d be mad at her fucking anyone, they’re the old school fan boy who rages when their girl gets dicked, it taints them for them and that upsets them…..kinda like Bieber fans being mean to his wife…they just can’t handle their love being violated by something that looks like he has AIDS…..

Point being, Beckinsale has still not rotted out, she still looks good, she still seems slutty, and I like it.

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I don’t know if this is really the key to Kate Beckinsale’s not aging, I’m more into thinking she’s got VAMPIRE blood in her and is some kind of baby eating reptilian who just hasn’t allowed her skin suit to age the way the other reptilian skin suits age, because of vanity….

But she is doing some sit ups while hanging upside down in some fitness gear and there’s clearly a fetish in this somewhere…maybe a fitness fetish, a MONKEY BAR FETISH, which I can’t imagine ever being a good fetish to have unless you work at Disney…maybe it’s on a BDSM level of “REACH FOR IT BITCH”…or maybe you’re just into Kate Beckinsale, the fact she’s still hot in her 40s, a mom of a full grown pussy of its own…and jerking off to all the young dick she has fucked excites you.

I just remembered she was one of the celebrities that Pete Davidson’s illuminati handlers pretended he dated when building his profile as a “legit” celebrity despite being zero fucking funny….clearly an owned puppet….but I will assume his dick was in Beckinsale before it was in a Kardashian as part of their marketing their new DISNEY show….

Suspicious stories….and not just because his dad “died” in 9/11…..but that’s part of it….

When you know everything is run by an evil group, it’s hard to buy into any of this being organic or not evil.

I am definitely taking sides with Kanye, who is clearly some mind controlled idiot too, probably a satanist pretending to be a Christian, but I did watch his documentary and he is a legit genius, his mom was a very supportive mom, and I have a feeling they took her away, so they could have him all for themselves….but I also think the Kardashians are demons designed to destroy society….which they are…so anything calling out those horrible people, especially from an insider who has kids with them, is probably worth listening to….even if it’s all part of their shitty marketing campaigns…

I went on a bit of a tangent here, the point of the story was “check out old bitch Kate Beckinsale doing upside down ab work that could inspire you to think she may be able to suck her own dick” like it was Pete Davidsons…you like that…right.

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KATE BECKINSALE took some time out of fucking 18 year old dudes and making them cum inside her dried up old lady womb in efforts to absorb their LIFEFORCE….it’s an anti aging procedure like child blood transfusions…

This is a solid viral video by the hot bodied old lady Kate Beckinsale, because it has all the elements you’d want in a viral video…a hot bodied old lady in a sports bra showing some skin while brown paper bagging herself so we don’t need to see how old she actually is….tricking a cute cat in some stupid pet trick type clickbait…all while catering to a VERY loyal group of perverts with a very weird fetish we call the FURIES.

Like feet pics, if you give a FURRY a fucking inch they take a fucking mile, so easy to please and all it takes is a FURRY costume….

I know what you’re thinking, Furries aren’t a fetish anymore, they are a gender, a species of their own…they are campaigning to have LITTER BOXES put in every Walmart bathroom so that they can feel included in this inclusive woke and progressive world I call hell… because I don’t really want to see a pervert motherfucker who dresses in costumes rubbing up against strangers when I’m buying my fucking CHEESE PUFFS….unless of course that pervert is Kate Bekinsale…

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Kate Beckinsale must be an Augmented Reality Creature made on a computer system 20 years ago and they’ve committed to keeping her “alive” as a CGI character….

Maybe she’s just AI, or a robot because she doesn’t make any fucking sense to me being as hot as she is in her mid 40s. It just doesn’t make sense…

We know that with some movie magic they could DEFINITELY game us with a fake person….it’s been done 10 times in 10 different ways over the years….people are dumb and buy into anything.

I saw a trailer for a movie she’s in called JOLT on Amazon…and she looked fucking hot…

Understand, she is 48 years old, you know almost 50, you know…WHAT THE FUCK…

Maybe the rich just have better face injections that the low grade talent on instagram. WHO KNOWS but it’d be nice to get her pregnant like you were Charlie Sheen, even though you probably can’t because of memopause…

Never did I think I’d be wanting to fuck a menopausal, I man sure I’d do it if it was in front of me, and when I worked the old folks home it was easy pickings, but my conscious self, not my horny animalistic wanting to cum self, is still interested in sex with Kate Beckinsale and not in a weird fetish way…despite her being the age of a weird fetish…SHE”S GOOD.

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Here’s Kate Beckinsale doing some hair and make-up shit because she’s not scared of COVID, she’s fucking invincible…if her immune system isn’t on some other level…I don’t understand why she looks so good despite being so fucking old…

I don’t know if an old lady in a face mask, not the face mask you’ve been trained to use as your BLANKIE, even though masks don’t work….in a onsey doing some legs up in the air like she’s ready to get a fuck….only fully clothed…but at least it allows you to see what she looks like when fucking in the chair…like she probably does because what the fuck else does she have to do with herself but fuck the young guys into hot old ladies for their youthful sperm….her fountain of youth…

This is a bit more fun that her dad’s death notice she also posted in the past 24 hours, he died of a heart attack at 31…which is abnormal but luckily has given Beckinsale some daddy issues we need her to have.

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