Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

2022

Aug

I don’t know why I have sch an issue with these old time celebrities or personalities taking to Instagram to compete with the young people who are taking eyeballs off them, which I am sure they hate, by posing half naked like the young people, because I like half naked women thirst trapping for attention, especially when they are old as shit and have tons of money, accomplishments, but their egos just can’t throw in the towel or give up on the whole thing, they’ve got more fight in them, and they’re from an era where they had to fight for every job they got, or at least most did, DICKS were sucked in ways girls of today don’t know!

So yeah, from Heidi Klum, JLo, Longoria, Aniston, just doing the basic “tits get hits” approach to content, using filters and faking it, just seems desperate and not in a hot way, but in a Mean Bitter Old Lady way, and no one likes bitter old ladies!

The only one who doesn’t seem to bother me is Kate Beckinsale, who has this tiny fit body at 49, even if there’s filters or photoshopped being used, she seems to live up to the smut she puts on instagram, all youthful and with it, even fucking under 25 year old men, probably for their sperm, it’s less weird than blood transfusions other celebs get with children to stay young, and it’s not like she can get pregnant, she’s basically 50 fuck!

All this to say, Kate Beckinsale is the only old as shit famous bitch worth jerking off to, her hotness may not make sense, but it is legit!