Vampire lady Kate Beckinsale, who for some mean spirited reason has me blocked on all social media, despite having never interact with her content – is not avoiding the sunlight, like she should being a vampire and all….but also being an old lady…since UV rots faces…have you seen an Australian 30 year old ever? They look like they are fucking used leather boots…

Point being, I call her the Vampire because that’s what gave the pervert fans a boner…some Vampire movie that put her on the map…from Rich Kid Daughter of Celebs…to hot bitch in movies that target nerds and that they’ll milk for 20 years….

But I also call her a Vampire because at 50, this mom of a 20 year old…still looks hot…and that makes no sense to me….but in Kate Beckinsale’s defense, nothing makes sense to me.

Botox..it’s a hell of a drug..

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Kate Beckinsale, some old bitch with a slutty daughter who nerds want to fuck because she’s aged properly and looks the same as she did 20 years ago before destroying her vagina with her slutty body…

She is a mystery….maybe the vampire from her vampire movies…just some rich kid from the UK making it in America….in leggings with her ass out….to celebrate that – SHE BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM.
I haven’t even interacted with her content, I didn’t even know I followed her, maybe I clicked a like on some of her slutting, but I definitely didn’t comment on shit….cuz that’s how you get deleted by these evil fascists who run the social media platforms..

I don’t know when this happened…but I feel like she doesn’t want to be friends…or to slide into my DMs like she was Phoebe Price with her latest slutty photoshoot..and I guess that’s ok since I don’t like friends, have no friends and don’t need new friends…not even women who have no taste a fuck anything, even nondescript humans like Pete Wentz Davidson….something that increases all your chances to stick your dick in this mom.

Point being, she’s playing hard to get, a little cocktease, forcing me to just keep on posting her and questioning how it is possible for a 50 year old woman to still look this good, (the answer is probably from never really working a day in her life…botox, fitness, starvation, and all the other good Hollywood tactics…that happen when you’re rich)….doesn’t want me seeing her slutty updates for attention…

Maybe she’s just looking to be followed in person, in real life, you know next levelling the game…but I’m not interested enough in old bitches to bother with that tactic…just a hurtful bitch hurting my feelings that I luckily don’t have because I am dead and this is all written by a robot.

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Kate Beckinsale is hot…

The best thing about Kate Beckinsale is that she hasn’t had to do all too much, yet her fanbase is still fucking strong as hell, and she’s really only been in one movie franchise, that I guess made her a lot of fucking money.

The other best thing about Kate Beckinsale is that she is hotter than her 18 year old daughter, that’s a weird series of events, and defies all logic and biology…but it happened.

The other other best best thing about Kate Beckinsale is how mad her virgin loser fans are that she’s fucking Pete Davidson, the weird looking SNL castmember who I’ve never seen in action, but who is extremely famous….

Why does anyone care who this hot old lady puts up inside her…she’s an actress and by default emotionally unstable, locked in her house and weird…

Check out that pussy definition though…

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Kate Beckinsale, rich kid with actor parents turned actor of one movie… is at some event showing off her slutty hot even though it’s old body for her fans that fucking love her because she’s been pretty fucking consistent in her look and level of hotness the last 20 years she’s been famous…

What I find interesting about these pictuers from whatever the event she’s at, is that she’s got this pose for the cameras, a little Zombie face without the rotting flesh, maybe a little BOTOX face, or so much make up she’s solidified in stone like some Petrified dog shit you find under your bed that you never cleaned up…all fucking dead looking…her pose to have no facial expression, no wrinkles, just a smooth slack jaw wide open eyes…almost terrifying….

I do think I see a grey hair, which would make sense because she’s old as fuck, but doesn’t make sense because she’s a fucking vampire, you saw her one movie …you know who she socializes with….

Here she is in Nike Supporting the Anti Fascists…

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Here she is at the event – Botoxed to a Wax Figure / Real Doll…

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She also wore a Tube Top Bra Top like it was the 90s and she was going to a Spice Girls concert…the evolution of slutty outfits…on a woman who was 30 when this is what girls wore…

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Kate Beckinsale posted some pantsless looking like a street walker pic for her pervert fans she knows are perverts….

Her and Michael Sheen, her baby daddy, of some 19 year old college coed slut put on a cat costume…

Because her life as a fetish doesn’t end with being a Vampire who doesn’t age, which makes the nerds who were into her movie about vampires, very excited because they never figure out how to move on from their obsession, and it is more logical when the woman of their obsessions doesn’t grow up to be Carrie Fisher’s size and girth…it also taps into furries.

But since she remains hot, I can support all the nonsense she does.

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Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels…where she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…but I’ll stick with vampire…

She’s wearing some leggings, like most moms in their 40s, you can leave your house and women everywhere are rocking the leggings, even fat women in their 40s, because shit is forgiving, it holds them together, and most importantly feels like they are wearing nothing…it’s the SWEATPANTS you can jerk off to and not realize the bitch in them is just a fucking lazy slob….not fucking a lazy slop because as a lazy slop…I can attest that no one’s fucking me….

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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – she is crazy…she is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her doing the splits on a hummer…and not giving a hummer, she’s more into letting dudes cum in her – that’s why she has a 20 year old kid…who you want to fuck…because she’s KATE beckinsale spawn..

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Kate Beckinsale posted a picture of her cat…as a “here’s my pussy joke”…that isn’t actually a joke, the cat is actually crawling out of her pussy, you can tell by her leg in the pic that it’s in her crotch, and that they are doing a fantasy birth…it keeps her entertained since Vampires never sleep and have a lot of time on their hands…because clearly – based on her sex appeal at 50 – she’s a vampire…

RIGHT…right…RIGHT…

If I had a dollar for every pussy pic that a girl sent that was actually a cat – I’d have enough money to pay for sex and not need pussy pics from typical, obvious, half retarded girls who make the same cliche jokes…fuckers.

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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – which is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her bikini or bathing suit pics –

I mean sure there are some filters going on here, and she’s in a one piece, covering her stomach..and she’s cropped aggressive and wearing a shirt over her arms…and sunglasses over her old lady eyes – but she’s got it down – she knows how to keep bringing it – and that is something more moms of college aged girls need to learn – as there is not enough of them to go around – and most college aged girls need moms like this and not having moms like this is a total disservice to everyone…

Let Kate Beckinsale be more than just a body / personality you jerk off to – let her be an inspiration to moms everywhere to get it the fuck together.

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