Kate Beckinsale, some old bitch with a slutty daughter who nerds want to fuck because she’s aged properly and looks the same as she did 20 years ago before destroying her vagina with her slutty body…
She is a mystery….maybe the vampire from her vampire movies…just some rich kid from the UK making it in America….in leggings with her ass out….to celebrate that – SHE BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM.
I haven’t even interacted with her content, I didn’t even know I followed her, maybe I clicked a like on some of her slutting, but I definitely didn’t comment on shit….cuz that’s how you get deleted by these evil fascists who run the social media platforms..
I don’t know when this happened…but I feel like she doesn’t want to be friends…or to slide into my DMs like she was Phoebe Price with her latest slutty photoshoot..and I guess that’s ok since I don’t like friends, have no friends and don’t need new friends…not even women who have no taste a fuck anything, even nondescript humans like Pete Wentz Davidson….something that increases all your chances to stick your dick in this mom.
Point being, she’s playing hard to get, a little cocktease, forcing me to just keep on posting her and questioning how it is possible for a 50 year old woman to still look this good, (the answer is probably from never really working a day in her life…botox, fitness, starvation, and all the other good Hollywood tactics…that happen when you’re rich)….doesn’t want me seeing her slutty updates for attention…
Maybe she’s just looking to be followed in person, in real life, you know next levelling the game…but I’m not interested enough in old bitches to bother with that tactic…just a hurtful bitch hurting my feelings that I luckily don’t have because I am dead and this is all written by a robot.
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
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