Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter….

If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo…

Here daughter – Also in Bikini

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Kate Beckinsale must have made a deal with one of the nerds who was obsessed with her – in some Weird Science kind of way – because she doesn’t age….not to mention she’s from the UK and if you know anything about women from the UK, 99 percent of them are monsters with rotting teeth, trashy living in Caravans with Clown looking massive tits….

She’s hot….she’ skinny…she’s a mom in her 40s….

I’ve never seen Underworld, but it is the only thing that she’s ever done, and I do know that it’s about vampires…which could explain whatever is going on in these bikini pics, you know with the whole vampires don’t age…but vampires aren’t real…but apparently Beckinsale is….

Maybe she’s just CGI, you know an animation…I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades a go and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….and any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped or holograms – because she’s not quite famous enough to matter – she could go unnoticed and you could easily create an illusion of success and fame….without even existing…but it’s good to pretend she exists while jerking off to her bikini body….because if it was an animation, you’d be weird, but you are weird and you are a creepy…but you already know that.

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It’s national puppy day, which I assume is a bullshit holiday for social media, but I am a fan of dogs, they are better than humans – and anyone with a dog knows that they are fun, cute, sweet, loyal, selfless, funny…and even when they eat a baby’s face off…I side with them because babies are shitty, ungrateful, asshole mooches who try to ruin your life and your napping…

So I do support national puppy day over national donut day – or any of the other bullshit days – because puppies will save your fucking soul….

I have a dog and encourage everyone to get a dog, to support RESCUE dogs, to support shelters, to support anything dog…and to jerk off to Kate Beckinsale with a puppy in her pocket, by imagining it being your cock…

She also does things with cats…not the kind of pussy play we’d like…but whatever…

And Here she is in leggings from the wrong angle…

She’s Kate Beckinsale, loved by the weirdest of nerds because she was in movie once, a mom in her 40s..who still looks this good, but that’s not all that rare in this era of plastic surgery, just yesterday I was staring at the mom in leggings over the daughter in leggings, because her ass was sturdier..

It’s a new generation, a new beginning, a new time to be alive….or maybe I’m just more perverted.

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Kate Beckinsale has hard nipples at some Oscar Party she was invited to – because she’s a legit actress or some shit….and because she’s a freak of nature who ages really fucking well…she’s a mom with a college aged girl…and she looks like this, while 20 year olds are out there looking like muppets thanks to botox…it’s pretty impressive…

Her nipples are hard…and that’s all that really matters when it comes to looking at women….

So with a proper use of aging…and a creepy fan base…here’s some Beckinsale….

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Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right…

I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever…

I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet…

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Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, what’s a fucking DVD? Her fans know….and they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and one to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there a safety, cuz nerds are weird, scared, and like comfort….

I think her beigger legacy is that she’s a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 40, with a college aged daughter who is less hot than her she looks better than most…And here she is in a Selfie of her panties – I assume is from her recent SHAPE MAGAZINE SHOOT… where she looked hot and I probably wrote the same thing about her…

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Kate Beckinsale is dancing in her panties or a bikini bottom for shape magazine..

I am not sure what kind of effect that will have on the virgin loser nerds who are obsessed with her and her one movie role in Underworld…

But I know it’ll involve a lot of semen, even though her fans are likely in their mid 30s and older..because young people are too busy having sex with everything to bother obsessing over random bitches who look creepily hot for their age, like they are some kind of vampire, which is why what I do is so irrelevant….

I shoulda been tinder dammit…

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Kate Beckinsale is loved by everyone who can see past the fact that she’s 40 years old…which happens to be all of Kate Beckinsale’s creepy fans who are so committed to her and would be committed to her even if her fitness, starvation, probable good plastic surgery had melted away with disgusting like most 40 year old women…because that’s what happens…

Here she is riding a YOGA Ball….which is a fetish to me, someone who went to a gym once and saw a hot chick riding the YOGA ball just like this….so I just patiently awaited her to get off it – so I could sniff the sweaty rubber amazingness…

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Kate Beckinsale and I have something in common…we both pander to Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises that she’s the babe in…because Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises….are pretty easy to pander to…you just give them their vampire Kate Beckinsale even in her period pants, despite being a mom in her 40s, still looking hotter than a 25 year olds, because Vampires don’t die…and the funny thing about seeing Kate Beckinsale in her period pants is that all you perverts would vampire her and eat said period, provided she still gets her period, seeing as she’s 100 fucking years old…

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Kate Beckinsale’s got a sense of humor, or maybe she just likes to cocktease all you nerds who are really into her, because she knows she’s only famous from one movie franchise about vampires and that fame isn’t because of her acting skills…but rather because she’s hot…and doesn’t seem to age…

She’s a mom who looks like no other mom, her body fucking tight…and her dog knows what’s up as he stares deeply into her ass and pussy area…that are unfortunately in pants…but that we all know the dog has seen do some pretty gnarly things…from shitting, to fucking herself with random things, to possibly even letting him eat her out like she was breakfast thanks to his cute and soft tongue….but those stories he can not tell us…just with his actions…and as he looks into the abyss that is her asshole…I can tell by his face…he’s been there before…and not just when eating her panties…

Lucky dog….

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