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2016

22

Apr

Kate Beckinsale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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People, mainly virgin losers from the internet 10 years ago – fucking love Kate Beckinsale…

I knew a virgin who I used to work with would watch the movie Underworld OVER AND OVER again, like if he watched it a certain amount of times, she’d climb out of the screen and sit on her face…it was 2004 and I am sure motherfucker is still watching that shit….

I would say that her best work was having a kid when she was 18, because her body bounced back by the time she was 19, I can’t speak for her mom pussy, but we’ll assume it did, making it seem like she never had a kid at all, only to be surprised to find that she’s 17…

At 42…this ass is pretty ridiculous…I have no idea how it happened…but it probably started with her parents being actors, her stepdad being a director and her baby daddy being some dude named Michael Sheen…an actor…who is pretty famous…

I guess money keeps your ass something I’d want to choke on and die from….because if this was white trash, it’d look far less tasty…

CAMELTOE!

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2015

20

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Dumped for a Low Rent Barely an Instagram Model of the Day

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Cheesy instagram models usually don’t make very much money. It’s like anything, the top 10 percent make stupid money, and the other 90 percent of girls with over 50,000 followers, look to that 10 percent as the beacon of hope or in their egotistical, narcisstic, these are people who stage photoshoots of THEMSELVES….like a tacky bored housewife….with the hope of getting famous, by going more viral than they usually go viral…through sex with rich guys…

So most of these instagram models, are just escorts for hire, that like pornstar escorts, have a loop whole or sales bitch, or personal brand behind their whoring….but I’ll tell you…I know rich guys and I know instagram whores…and I know rich guys who fuck instagram whores..and half the instagram whores I know…are from fucking the rich guys…

Doesn’t matter…you already know all this…you know why low level cheesy looking girls exists…yiu know why they do instagram…and you know that everyone wants to be famous, or thanks to the Kardashians having no talent, a belief that they can be famous too…

You already know that every girl who has done a Playboy Cyber girl shoot, who posts half naked pics, who has over 50,000 followers, half that she bought, that she’ll have 10 rich guys inviting her to sit with them, drink with them, and fly on their private jets and go on vacation with them…because that’s what these do nothing, but think they are great, girls are willing to do for the life and the instagram pic…

That said, Kate Beckinsale, who is not only the hottest 40 year old with an 20 year old daughter, your nerd ass is obessed with thanks to her more famous movie roles…She’s not an instagram model, but an actress, who some could argue is celebrated…and famous as fuck…and I guess with that comes a shitty attitude and ego….that her husband would rather shift his energy to a fun, young, girl for hire…

Her name is “CJ Franco”….even though that’s not her name at all…and these are her instagram, self staged photoshoot pics…and homew recking a famous enough couple is her “Lewinsky”…which is a joke I use in blogging about when other sites went viral and famous – they had a scoop on the right story and solidified themselves in the world…homewrecking a famous couple, as an instagram model, is way more important than that Private Jet Selfie…

I’m sure there are sex tapes and nude pics of her out there, and I’m sure she’s a more eager, take it up the ass, slut than Kate Beckinsale, who likely takes it up the ass, but it more annoying about it…Actors

All these instagram models are the fucking same…with the same low quality pic…garbage…

(she’s not even hot)

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(she’s cheesy as fuck)

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(I like Kate Beckinssale Better…)

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(what low grade pussy)

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(low rent…but apparently better than Kate Beckinsale…not sure what that says about Kate Beckinsale)

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2015

19

May

Kate Beckinsale Getting Spanked of the Day

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I don’t know if the dude slapping Kate Beckinsale’s ass is her boyfriend, hired help, door man, or just some random dude walking behind her that looks like he’s slapping her ass, but that’s probably because the only thing I know about Kate Beckinsale is that she’s got some 17 or 18 year old daughter…despite looking young and hot and more importantly like someone that nerds everywhere are obsessed with and have been obsessed with the last decade thanks to being in one nerd movie, because apparently that’s all it takes..

So if you want a sustainable career and fan base, have you kid with a rich guy when you’re 18, so that you get an allowance for the rest of your life, allowing you to focus on having sex with producers who make nerd movies, securing a fan base for the rest of your life, and all you really need to ensure is that you maintain a fit body…and if you’re only job is to work out 2 hours a day…instead of going to some shitty office…it’s not too much to ask…

That said, she still looks good, even if you racists are mad that a man of darker complexion looks like he’s having his way with her because he’s probably rich as fuck…or the door man…I don’t know where this story is going…but look at the pictures..

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