Kate Beckinsale continuously makes fetish videos for her creepy virgin nerd fans,this one involving a man being inside her luggage, something all her creepy virgin fans dream of….”if only I could sneak into her luggage, I could figure out how to make her love me”…or maybe the fetish is seeing bitches carry their own shit for once in their damn lives…

The highlight of the video isn’t a bunch of middle aged idiots dying with laughter as they laugh away all the laughs can come up with…but rather her tiny little body in tight clothing that explains to everyone why her average at best acting – has allowed her to have a career and a fanbase that keeps building out bullshit Underworld movies…

Magical..

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Kate Beckinsale must know that her only real impact on the world as a hot as fuck older mom – is her appearance in the Underworld Franchise that they are still fucking milking….and will until the cow dries up or dies…

In promoting her recent Underwood, that I assume is called ” Underwood 12, the Search for the cum of Virgin Nerds Everywhere, or are they all too old to get hard ons, it’s been that long….” a pretty silly name…

But not as silly as her doing the “EAT OUT PUSSY” hand gesture of bros everywhere…a gesture used in the seduction of many women…that worked probably 5% of the time…only for the girl to make a VLOG crying about how she was sexually assaulted….

She’s doing the EAT OUT THAT Pussy to Sarah Silverman, a pussy I wouldn’t really want to eat out, it looks like it’s unshowered and it acts more like a dick, but dudes find her hot…and I guess Kate Beckinsale does too…it’s the high testosterone on the funny lady…

I just feel this is so odd..it should be posted…and Here she is communicating with a bird…

A video posted by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Sep 18, 2016 at 10:26pm PDT

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Kate Beckinsale is killing it…or working it…knowing exactly what she’s got and what people want from her…and it’s amazing…

She has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, but they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird.

And she’s still milking it – while nerds milk themselves to her….

Her daughter is 17 years old…and her daughter’s stepmother is Sarah Silverman…and this whole story and ass don’t make sense….

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Kate Beckinsale wanted to demonstrate how she whistles for her fans…you know the creepiest fucking dudes who obsess over women who have been in movies ever…

I don’t know why she draws in the weirdos, but I do know that this picture probably destroys them in their testicles and makes them shit themselves thanks to the rupture / rapture that happens to their prostate…and spending their life sitting / gaming / doesn’t do good things to prostates…

That said, she knows exactly what she’s doing – the cocktease – the aggressive cocktease – like every girl I’ve ever talked to or seen that hasn’t let me fuck her…those temptress whores..

Yeah – whistling…not looking like she’s sucking her juices off a set of fingers – before being forced to gag on those fingers while getting slammed – whistling is all I see in this pic…HARLOT!!!

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I was friends with a nerd a long time ago…not good friends but it was in the era of nerds becoming cool and I was hanging with him before that happened….he went onto ripping of DrunkenStepfather and starting another celebrity blog that he made millions on and sold for millions and is probably still a fucking socially awkward freak but with lots of money that we can only hope has got his weirdness laid…

Well, it was the DVD era, when people bought DVDs and he would go to the shop every Tuesday to get the latest releases…I made the mistake of going with him once…it was the special edition release of Underworld, he already had the original release in multiple copies, and motherfucker spent 40 minutes going through each and every one on display to pick out two, one to watch and one to store and whenever I post on the amazingly aged Kate Beckinsale – I think of that guy and his relationship with Kate Beckinsale….which was clearly very fucking unhealthy…and I guess when you don’t fuck real girls, and Kate Beckinsale looks the way she does it’s almost justified, creepy but justified…to people who over rationalize their obsessive compulsiveness…

This is how you all feel about this…

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Kate Beckinsale may be old and I may hate old chicks – but she’s one of the few old chicks who is still magical….she’s a mom with a teenage daughter – yet she still looks like this – something you sometimes see leaving YOGA studios…but it’s rare….

Her body is thin, maybe it’s angles, maybe it’s good DNA, maybe it’s some science experiement gone right….maybe it’s being a rich kid, living the good life, experiencing very little stress in her life – but stress is relative, some of these bitches who have never starved don’t realize what starving is and breaking a nail causes life fucking breakdowns….but whatever it is is good…

I mean, we’re not looking at her stomach, or her ravaged vagina, so maybe this is tricking me and the nerds to keep on believing….and keep on believing I will do….but unfortunately, the reality of 40 year old women I fuck with is that they are not anything like this….and are a lot too fucking real but they aren’t Kate Beckinsale…

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Kate Beckinsale is dressed like a penis, this is probably the single most important thing that has happened in nerd culture in recent years, even more important than Pokemon Go, because Kate Beckinsale is the god to the nerd people, and despite hating nerds and not being an official nerd, I own a blog which is as nerdy as it gets in the eyes of strippers I am trying to fuck, I can still appreciate a 40 year old who looks like Kate Beckinsale – even when she’s dressed like a dick….

I guess she’s trying to challenge her fans and their obscure chronic masturbation closet case weirdo sexuality…you know because now they’ve all jerked off to a dick, officially…one of the hottest dicks, but still a dick..homo.

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People, mainly virgin losers from the internet 10 years ago – fucking love Kate Beckinsale…

I knew a virgin who I used to work with would watch the movie Underworld OVER AND OVER again, like if he watched it a certain amount of times, she’d climb out of the screen and sit on her face…it was 2004 and I am sure motherfucker is still watching that shit….

I would say that her best work was having a kid when she was 18, because her body bounced back by the time she was 19, I can’t speak for her mom pussy, but we’ll assume it did, making it seem like she never had a kid at all, only to be surprised to find that she’s 17…

At 42…this ass is pretty ridiculous…I have no idea how it happened…but it probably started with her parents being actors, her stepdad being a director and her baby daddy being some dude named Michael Sheen…an actor…who is pretty famous…

I guess money keeps your ass something I’d want to choke on and die from….because if this was white trash, it’d look far less tasty…

CAMELTOE!

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