Kate Beckinsale is dressed like a penis, this is probably the single most important thing that has happened in nerd culture in recent years, even more important than Pokemon Go, because Kate Beckinsale is the god to the nerd people, and despite hating nerds and not being an official nerd, I own a blog which is as nerdy as it gets in the eyes of strippers I am trying to fuck, I can still appreciate a 40 year old who looks like Kate Beckinsale – even when she’s dressed like a dick….

I guess she’s trying to challenge her fans and their obscure chronic masturbation closet case weirdo sexuality…you know because now they’ve all jerked off to a dick, officially…one of the hottest dicks, but still a dick..homo.

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