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2021

08

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Dancing of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is one of those old as fuck ladies who doesn’t look or act old as fuck and whether that’s because she makes human sacrifices with Armie Hammer, or some other Hollywood elite satanic ceremony, or it’s from the vitamins, minerals and hormones ejaculated inside her mom pussy from 20 year olds, or maybe it’s BOTOX…it doesn’t matter…because despite being old as fuck, a mom of a 20 something year old, who you still want to fuck despite being a mom of a 20 year old, I mean maybe the kind of mom you wish all moms were, so that you could visualize your mom/daughter threesome you’ve been planning in every jerk off session…I don’t know…I just know that she looks good…but her cat looks better….

I also realize she shot this video from 50 feed away, you know so you don’t have to face her 45 year old face in HD…but even in HD…Kate Beckinsale is still worth jerking off to and that’s an accomplishment….I mean an almost useless accomplishment..but as long as people want to fuck you, you can sell nudes, provided your rich kid inheritance and your acting money and your spousal support from the first husband dry up….like her vagina…cuz she’s old….friction you’d welcome…cuz it means making contact…

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2020

24

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Pussy of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is another old lady, but has been hot throughout the aging process, you know celebrated for being age defying as a mom of some 20 something year old, it’s pretty nutty.

I never watched that nerd movie franchise she was a part of, the one that got her in the masturabtion material of loser nerds everywhere, but I have thought she was consistently hot all these years and not in an annoying way like J.Lo who I just finished calling out for being an old lady mooching off the young people….trying to still be young…looking very desperate and pathetic about it….while Beckinsale just hangs out with her cat, in her pants, who she is using as a masturbation device, because the older the ladies get, the less estrogen they have, the more testosterone they have, the higher the sex drive, the more body hair, like getting as close to fucking a dude without being queer….

She’s a MILF, but I guess all women with kids are MILFS to most of us, we’d fuck them all…but I guess she’s a textbook definition of a MILF, I don’t know how these things work since I’m a believer in fuck em all…..and really I am posting this because I’ll post any girl putting things down their pants….even if that girl is ancient.

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2020

23

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Fucks Herself of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Fucks Herself

Kate Beckinsale Fucks Herself

In Kate Beckinsale news for all you Kate Beckinsale fan-boy weirdos who can’t believe she still looks as good as you remember her looking the first time you came yourself watching her in a movie as you do. No Hands motherfucker, you’re just that fucking pathetic in your perversion and virginity….

I guess she’s pretending to be in quarantine as the elite pretend to do despite still socializing….

In quarantine she worked out in some skimpy outfit no mom of a 20 year old should probably wear…but that this mom of a 20 year old car wear because for whatever reason she looks better than most 20 year olds.

It may not make sense, but in these times…pretty much NOTHING makes sense.

 
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2020

02

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is old, but still hot, maybe even a freak of nature in the right way, one that should be investigated further to see why she doesn’t age like other women age…is it the wealth, the child support checks from Charlie Sheen who has had to continue working despite his HIV diagnosis to support her…or is it just vanity, face injections and LIES….and does it really matter.

Nerds love her and you can tell that she’s a fucking pervert who likely masturbates a lot, or fucks a lot, remember when she was fucking that 25 year old SNL loser that looks like an ape, that was HILARIOUS…and you can tell she’s old with this lame GIRL ON GIRL kiss you’d expect to see at Y2K New Years party before everyone was a full slut and when girl on girl closed mouth kisses could get you off…but now, unless there is fisting, there is nothing….so this is nothing but like I said Nerds love her and nerds are socially awkward, often autistic, and don’t really care to look beyond Kate Beckinsale doing basically anything. It’s their fetish.

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2019

18

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Erotica of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Erotica

Kate Beckinsale is the most googled woman or celebrity of the year, I know this because I read her caption on social media when I was cuing up other slutty content she’s posted, because at 48 years old, despite being a mom of a 20 year old slut of her own, she still brings it, still has the fanbase that fucking love her…but more importantly…has a ridiculous body for a 48 year old….

I guess you can read the article, if you haven’t already, you weird Kate Beckinsale fan club member…but I assume it is thanks to fitness, starvation, the good life, injections, hormone therapy, who knows…if you’re rich there are ways to extend your jerk off window into menopause….and you don’t even have to change your marketing strategy to target dudes into menopausal women, you know the menopause fetishists…who exist…there’s porns built around it….and I guess if you think about it, if you get them before full fledge menopause….just cusp of menopause you can cum in them all you want without fear of unwanted pregancy…cuz bitch can’t get pregnant so it is a fetish for all men…

So as Kate Beckinsale, unable to get pregnant faces her 50s….still hot enough for her original fans….who are weird in and of itself as she brings in the new fans….she’s doing these photoshoots half naked…check em out.


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2019

03

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Hot Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is a hot old lady, but you already know that…so I’m just here to be like the kids she fucks, because she likes fucking young dudes to steal their youth through her barren menopausal cunt, despite being a fucking BOOMER with a standardized TikTok caption /concept that may ore may not be a thing but should be a thing cuz I’ve seen them do it with “Rich Girl Checks”, “Famous Relative Checks” so why not a “HOT OLD LADY IN A BIKINI CHECK” cuz this is a hot old lady in a bikini….CHECK…

Enough of this nonsense, Kate Beckinsale has never made sense, and still doesn’t make sense…because she’s hot and remains hot…all these years later…on some vampire shit her predominately nerd fans probably fucking LOVE…

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2019

25

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

 
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Kate Beckinsale is taking to instagram to feel like she still matters now that her cradle robbing everyone laughed about cuz she was fucking that abe funny man Pete Davidson, who left her old stale, rotten cunt that looks good in YOGA pants but that is still a 50 year old mom cunt that’s gone through menopause…for one of the hottest up and coming celebrity kids, who you can see in a BIKINI IF YOU CLICK HERE . A wise choice, but one that may remind this VAMPIRE that she can’t trick the sand in the hour glass forever…and that time is the one limited resource we have no control over..no matter how many monkey bar ab exercises you do…you’re rotting. It’s biology…but lucky for her..it’s the kind of rot you’d want to stick your dick in despite the stench.

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2019

13

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Cruelty of the Day

Kate Beckinsale and some pussy cruelty….which I guess is something she’s into based on having a kid at a young age, you know put that pussy through the wringer before it really had a time to live, assuming that she didn’t fuck the fucking world before having a kid and bitch was retiring it knowing it was so stretched out from all the sex that the baby would virtually crawl out of her….

I do hate making pussy jokes when the post involves a cat…it seems so simple, so basic, so obvious, so done, so played out…because it is…

What the fuck else is there to say about the VAMPIRE / UNDERWORLD acting, UK rich kid who still rides that UNDERWORLD franchise, on all fours at 45-50 years old still looking hot…and playing it up…cuz she knows she still looks hot…at the expense of her poor cat that we should all call the HUMANE society on…you know just to get some backlash for someone who’s virtually won at life…and we hate that they’ve won at life…cuz we are better that we haven’t won…and their dirty pussy is using our faces as as a kitty litter…if you know what I mean…

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2019

04

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Nudity Playing with her Pussy Cat of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Nudity

Kate Beckinsale is old as shit – in terms of being a woman you want to jerk off to – despite you jerking off to her – cuz you love vampire movies she starred in – and the fact she hasn’t rotted out….but is still hot….she knows how to work it.

She is not old as shit in terms of having a 20 year old daughter in College though, cuz I guess she was always a dick loving slut who liked her pussy filled with cum more than she liked abortions…so a lot of her mom friends are probably older than her and that probably makes her feel good about herself….but not as good as the feedback she gets from being slutty at 46 on social media – now that she has a direct line to the creeps who jerk off to her – likely creeps she has laughed at or was grossed out by but now find sweet cuz they stuck it out with her…

She is a rich, she grew up rich and in the industry, so this is just what rich and connected people do at 45 – when they are sluts.

Her dad was famous, he died when she was 5 and that gave her the daddy issues we need…to get behavior like this for the last 40 years of her life…so thanks for that Mr Beckinsale….sacrificing your life so that an empty shell of a woman can use her body to fill that void…


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2019

07

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

 
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Virgin losers existed before the whole incel thing and they were all obsessed withKate Beckinsale….I have met these dudes and at the time seeing their goddess they were obsessed with working out like some kind of fitness slut in leggings on instagram would have driven them bananas…

I don’t interact with humans anymore….so I am not forced to meet weirdos who would be into Kate Beckinsale on the scary level all her fans are into her but I think that since we are in the smut era of content…it is very unlikely that virgin losers get excited about their favorite actress being a slut….like they used to.

Not to mention they may have already seen it on the social media it is from cuz they like her that much, since she was in the one movie she did….Underworld….

Back in the day, if you got a smutty image or video like this, of one of these girls that these comic book virgin dudes were into….you’d be drowning in emails, comments as they jacked off….or as the weirder ones would look on angrily that their queen would reduce herself to that level. The world is nuts.

So I am doing this entry for the normals, with nothing better to do than look at Beckinsale’s ass without any real emotional involvement…more just the clickbait thing…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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