In Kate Beckinsale news for all you Kate Beckinsale fan-boy weirdos who can’t believe she still looks as good as you remember her looking the first time you came yourself watching her in a movie as you do. No Hands motherfucker, you’re just that fucking pathetic in your perversion and virginity….

I guess she’s pretending to be in quarantine as the elite pretend to do despite still socializing….

In quarantine she worked out in some skimpy outfit no mom of a 20 year old should probably wear…but that this mom of a 20 year old car wear because for whatever reason she looks better than most 20 year olds.

It may not make sense, but in these times…pretty much NOTHING makes sense.

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Kate Beckinsale is old, but still hot, maybe even a freak of nature in the right way, one that should be investigated further to see why she doesn’t age like other women age…is it the wealth, the child support checks from Charlie Sheen who has had to continue working despite his HIV diagnosis to support her…or is it just vanity, face injections and LIES….and does it really matter.

Nerds love her and you can tell that she’s a fucking pervert who likely masturbates a lot, or fucks a lot, remember when she was fucking that 25 year old SNL loser that looks like an ape, that was HILARIOUS…and you can tell she’s old with this lame GIRL ON GIRL kiss you’d expect to see at Y2K New Years party before everyone was a full slut and when girl on girl closed mouth kisses could get you off…but now, unless there is fisting, there is nothing….so this is nothing but like I said Nerds love her and nerds are socially awkward, often autistic, and don’t really care to look beyond Kate Beckinsale doing basically anything. It’s their fetish.

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Kate Beckinsale is the most googled woman or celebrity of the year, I know this because I read her caption on social media when I was cuing up other slutty content she’s posted, because at 48 years old, despite being a mom of a 20 year old slut of her own, she still brings it, still has the fanbase that fucking love her…but more importantly…has a ridiculous body for a 48 year old….

I guess you can read the article, if you haven’t already, you weird Kate Beckinsale fan club member…but I assume it is thanks to fitness, starvation, the good life, injections, hormone therapy, who knows…if you’re rich there are ways to extend your jerk off window into menopause….and you don’t even have to change your marketing strategy to target dudes into menopausal women, you know the menopause fetishists…who exist…there’s porns built around it….and I guess if you think about it, if you get them before full fledge menopause….just cusp of menopause you can cum in them all you want without fear of unwanted pregancy…cuz bitch can’t get pregnant so it is a fetish for all men…

So as Kate Beckinsale, unable to get pregnant faces her 50s….still hot enough for her original fans….who are weird in and of itself as she brings in the new fans….she’s doing these photoshoots half naked…check em out.

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Kate Beckinsale is taking to instagram to feel like she still matters now that her cradle robbing everyone laughed about cuz she was fucking that abe funny man Pete Davidson, who left her old stale, rotten cunt that looks good in YOGA pants but that is still a 50 year old mom cunt that’s gone through menopause…for one of the hottest up and coming celebrity kids, who you can see in a BIKINI IF YOU CLICK HERE . A wise choice, but one that may remind this VAMPIRE that she can’t trick the sand in the hour glass forever…and that time is the one limited resource we have no control over..no matter how many monkey bar ab exercises you do…you’re rotting. It’s biology…but lucky for her..it’s the kind of rot you’d want to stick your dick in despite the stench.

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Kate Beckinsale is old as shit – in terms of being a woman you want to jerk off to – despite you jerking off to her – cuz you love vampire movies she starred in – and the fact she hasn’t rotted out….but is still hot….she knows how to work it.

She is not old as shit in terms of having a 20 year old daughter in College though, cuz I guess she was always a dick loving slut who liked her pussy filled with cum more than she liked abortions…so a lot of her mom friends are probably older than her and that probably makes her feel good about herself….but not as good as the feedback she gets from being slutty at 46 on social media – now that she has a direct line to the creeps who jerk off to her – likely creeps she has laughed at or was grossed out by but now find sweet cuz they stuck it out with her…

She is a rich, she grew up rich and in the industry, so this is just what rich and connected people do at 45 – when they are sluts.

Her dad was famous, he died when she was 5 and that gave her the daddy issues we need…to get behavior like this for the last 40 years of her life…so thanks for that Mr Beckinsale….sacrificing your life so that an empty shell of a woman can use her body to fill that void…

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Virgin losers existed before the whole incel thing and they were all obsessed withKate Beckinsale….I have met these dudes and at the time seeing their goddess they were obsessed with working out like some kind of fitness slut in leggings on instagram would have driven them bananas…

I don’t interact with humans anymore….so I am not forced to meet weirdos who would be into Kate Beckinsale on the scary level all her fans are into her but I think that since we are in the smut era of content…it is very unlikely that virgin losers get excited about their favorite actress being a slut….like they used to.

Not to mention they may have already seen it on the social media it is from cuz they like her that much, since she was in the one movie she did….Underworld….

Back in the day, if you got a smutty image or video like this, of one of these girls that these comic book virgin dudes were into….you’d be drowning in emails, comments as they jacked off….or as the weirder ones would look on angrily that their queen would reduce herself to that level. The world is nuts.

So I am doing this entry for the normals, with nothing better to do than look at Beckinsale’s ass without any real emotional involvement…more just the clickbait thing…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Let’s all take a minute to appreciate old like Kate Beckinsale in a Deep Pussy Stretch…because she understands her purpose of being clickbait to a bunch of nerds who were into her VAMPIRE movies….and are still committed to her because of those Vampire Movies….even though it’s 20 fucking years later thanks to her still being hot..

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Kate Beckinsale is still at it. This time with bra and panties and slutty tights or pantyhose that any and all pantyhose fetishists will appreciate….because even I get excited by pantyhose and have since the first time I fucked a secretary back in the 80s and got to rip a hole in them to get access to the cunt hole…only to be distracted by some horrible foot smell cuz I guess pantyhose, like dirty socks, get a fucking smell to them….

I think the highlight of the pic, beyond the old lady with a fit body being half naked is that glam team cuz you know she invests heavy into looking good….three people need to make her look good, and that doesn’t include trainers, dieticians, plastic surgeons, dermatologists, orthodontists…any and all professionals who hate the idea of aging, or looking like their normal self, cuz it’s a fake world full of fake faces, we all need to jump into…

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